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completely merked today
gone at the game
time to retire bruv
gone at the game
time to retire bruv
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wat bou giggsy jumping outa the wall? u wer on x factor earlier tmo. dun quite well to
Hrm I thought this was a thread dredged up from 2009 tbh...
best player on the pitch today.... the complete defender
tmo my da is manure. i use alot of ur comments to txt him from tym to tym to rile him like u say there bite easy. my ma sayd he was in an awful mood earlier when i txt blue moon rising 
easiest people to get a bite from, the guys who pretend to support manure
he'll still get England call ups for 5 more years though 
will retire after the euros, if he even gets picked
if he isnt shipped out to sunderland he'll be playing MLS next season
if he isnt shipped out to sunderland he'll be playing MLS next season
Rio`s next club:
Spurs
LA Galaxy
Leicester
Galatasaray
??
Spurs
LA Galaxy
Leicester
Galatasaray
??
shipped out to sundrland . ad say galaxy all the has beens going there
. ad say galaxy all the has beens going there
US gotta be irresistable for Rio with all that filthy black püssy that would be thrown in his direction..
Vidic has been carrying him for years, doing his defending for him while he plays an occasional nice pass out of defence.
playing tennis yesterday
finally realised hes rubbish at football
finally realised hes rubbish at football
Daily Mash
SCIENTIST working on simulated brains have developed a model which shows the primitive insight and deductive reasoning of a Rio Ferdinand, it was claimed last night.
Unveiling the 'Blue Brain' computer, researchers said that while they were still decades away from a fully human level of intelligence, the latest model was able to argue outside a nightclub and promise to give 110% for the gaffer.
Henry Brubaker, director of the Institute for Studies, said: "As soon as we switched it on it immediately insisted on listening to an R&B compilation and dressing like a tit.
"So while there is sufficient self-awareness to issue demands, it's not developed enough to realise that Akon is not actually music.
"Nevertheless it is a significant step forward even though to the layman it appears to be as thick as a bucket of dung."
SCIENTIST working on simulated brains have developed a model which shows the primitive insight and deductive reasoning of a Rio Ferdinand, it was claimed last night.
Unveiling the 'Blue Brain' computer, researchers said that while they were still decades away from a fully human level of intelligence, the latest model was able to argue outside a nightclub and promise to give 110% for the gaffer.
Henry Brubaker, director of the Institute for Studies, said: "As soon as we switched it on it immediately insisted on listening to an R&B compilation and dressing like a tit.
"So while there is sufficient self-awareness to issue demands, it's not developed enough to realise that Akon is not actually music.
"Nevertheless it is a significant step forward even though to the layman it appears to be as thick as a bucket of dung."
Deserved point for Newcastle clearly,in fact,the should have won the game,battered United in the end
ferdinand has slowed up so much he could not even catch a cold now
He's at the right club in Manure - where they just love to keep players past their best (Giggs, Scholes, Owen etc).
Wouldn't be suprised if Fergie offers him a three-year contract extension.
Wouldn't be suprised if Fergie offers him a three-year contract extension.
Been a great servant for club and country, show some respect. A Spurs fan.
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