What animal would be a fair fight for you? Unarmed?

baboons are mental, would pull your head off.

panda would be up my street.

There'd only be one mental 4ker pulling heads off & it wouldn't be the 4king monkey

Carlos Tevez.

baboons are apes

Be a 4king headless ape if I get hold of one

A baboon would be a 1/4 shot against an average size male.

One bit and you'd be down.

If it bit you in the throat you'd be dead.

Wouldn't be no 1/4 shot against me

Tough guy hey?

Damn straight

very sharp teeth. apparently only the water buffalo in the animal kingdom is harder.

I suppose one good blow and the baboon would be down.

But on the other hand a gnarling baboon making crazy noises could be intimidating.

Their teeth are like a Lion's so like I say - one bite and your gone.

Kangaroo would be 5/6 each of two.

If I could get it pass the ninth I reckon I'd shade it on points.

Google images

Baboon mouth

Google images

Baboon mouth

morpteh mackem
15 May 12 20:28
very sharp teeth. apparently only the water buffalo in the animal kingdom is harder

Are you sure? I'd have thought a Tiger, Polar Bear or a Komodo Dragon would take care of the pair of them

nah, apparently water buffalo for some reason. also very bad tempered.

What do we mean by 'harder' morpeth?

a baboon would have a very tough skull too...so one wayward punch would probably break your hand.

mr eboue, it just takes no s hit of any other member of the kingdom apparently. you do not annoy one.

I could have two condors anywhere worldwide and up to five if it was in England and I didn't have to take on the altitude and undulations of their natural habitat.

I wouldn't get within 100ft of a pi$$ed off baboon.

I wouldn't even go near an angry badger. You'd be amazed at just how violent and aggressive most animals can be.

Mr Eboue     15 May 12 20:30 
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Baboon mouth



thought this was some kind of porn phrase i'd not heard before

I had a huge fight with a vicious cow, that only ended when I got home to discover she'd changed the locks

the meerkat with the glasses,i think could take him.

Not as Simples ... !!!

i might have been a tad hasty..

Remeber this classic hoax BBC story. Still creases me up !!!

http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/lionvsmidgets.htm

I admire the OPs fighting prowess as much as the next man, he clearly has a keen interest in matters gladatorial. However, he is way off beam on this one.
Man has ascended to global hegemony through his ability to avoid confrontations with other carnivores, that intelligence is his primary attribute. We do not have claws or fangs and I would wager that we are pound for pound, the physically weakest non-herbivourous species on the planet. Indeed, I wouldn't hold out too much hope for any man in combat with any wild carnivorous creature that came in at half his weight, they're continued existance on the planet is proof that they're successful at killing other creatures either for food or to maintain their position.
Except me of course, I'm mustard in a tear-up.

Herbie Hide

How about a wild pig?

May 15, 2012 -- 8:50PM, morpteh mackem wrote:

mr eboue, it just takes no s hit of any other member of the kingdom apparently. you do not annoy one.

This is true . Debatable though as an approach to fighting other animals. Here is a Baboon, who, instead of running away, decides to 'take no ****' from a pride of Lions  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ebd36p4zkw

I would say a Fox would be my limit, i see loads and they always bottle it when they see my badself.
I wouldnt trouble a badger or even entertain a baboon, wild animals are brutal and built to survive.

The other night I stared out a raccoon who was in my tree with her three babies...she was hissing and basically calling me a puff but I stood my ground and she eventually gathered the clan and buggered off. I could kick her arse no problem.

good fred