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12 May 12
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strand,
start a fire, thread or your petrol lawn mower
means nothing to me kiddo.
start a fire, thread or your petrol lawn mower
means nothing to me kiddo.
Strand
thinking you are missing the irony
with this thread... but happy times Kiddo
thinking you are missing the irony
with this thread... but happy times Kiddo
strands needs to look up the word "irony"
constantly stalking metal_micky
but its understandable,as he loves the micky.
constantly stalking metal_micky
but its understandable,as he loves the micky.
strand is ok
just needs to learn how the saddo code
works on here
just needs to learn how the saddo code
works on here
Well what a great day at work ladies!!!!!
Stopped my one cig policy, and moving into the none at all environment
Done well with no non-smoking aids.
Stopped my one cig policy, and moving into the none at all environment
Done well with no non-smoking aids.
I am far to thick to realise
if someone is been horrible.
what sort of signs should I look out for?
if someone is been horrible.
what sort of signs should I look out for?
Strands
Just watching something on DAVE that is showing black man's willies
Might be right up your Mud hut street....
Just watching something on DAVE that is showing black man's willies
Might be right up your Mud hut street....
How do you know this fact
Do he touch you in a way that you enjoyed?
Maybe you should discuss seconds with him.
Do he touch you in a way that you enjoyed?
Maybe you should discuss seconds with him.
ok, go to bed....
Have had to sit and watch your crap on TV while I play on laptop
night night split arse
Have had to sit and watch your crap on TV while I play on laptop
night night split arse
Split arse has left me a list of things to do....
Is she having a lucking fuagh?
Iron her clothes for her night out tonight, Yeah right.
Is she having a lucking fuagh?
Iron her clothes for her night out tonight, Yeah right.
Too right, they'll be
well wrinkly by the time she gets in
and heavily starched once they've dried out in the morning
well wrinkly by the time she gets in
and heavily starched once they've dried out in the morning
Did not mention anything about ironing her knickers Ken...
Anyways, have done it. Anything for a quiet life'ish.
Anyone know how to operate a washing machine?
Anyways, have done it. Anything for a quiet life'ish.
Anyone know how to operate a washing machine?
Yes, set to 90 degrees, fastest spin you can go. Then fill it to the brim with fairy liquid.
Nice one Mr Masters
Will give it a try.
What is Fairy Liquid by the way?
Will give it a try.
What is Fairy Liquid by the way?
You know hands that do dishes?
They can be as soft as your face.
With mild, green, fairy liquid. HTH
They can be as soft as your face.
With mild, green, fairy liquid. HTH
Not really sure on hands that do dishes...
But the wife says I have a lovely face for radio.
She is kind and considerate, that is why i just burnt her jeans while ironing.
But the wife says I have a lovely face for radio.
She is kind and considerate, that is why i just burnt her jeans while ironing.
Cooking next,
Then hang out the washing,
then feed the animals.
Then hang out the washing,
then feed the animals.
I know one is interested, but have stopped all smoke related cigarettes now.
Onto the electronic one
starting to cough up lots of strange coloured flem.
Onto the electronic one
starting to cough up lots of strange coloured flem.
Now the rain has stopped, anyone would think that it is summer.
Electric cig all the way now... Getting use to having it in my hand...
Was strange at first, as brain was comparing this to proper cigs.
Electric cig all the way now... Getting use to having it in my hand...
Was strange at first, as brain was comparing this to proper cigs.
So so so... what you want from Chinese Fat Bum?
Yeah me going, will leave the telly to you...
Do not be going for a pint on the way, ffs... Bloody women.
Yeah me going, will leave the telly to you...
Do not be going for a pint on the way, ffs... Bloody women.
don't tell trucky
he'll want to go with you
and bone you on the way
he'll want to go with you
and bone you on the way
this electronic cig is fab now.
Had it in work today, and just had a quick toot when needed.
It is just giving the USB port a toot now.
Had it in work today, and just had a quick toot when needed.
It is just giving the USB port a toot now.
not bad son
how is life winding
The clique up, Do you think you will make it til Monday?
how is life winding
The clique up, Do you think you will make it til Monday?
Did you manage
to get that glue
that you PM'ed me about?
to get that glue
that you PM'ed me about?
Evo-stick is the way forward kiddo
top drolley
from top trolley
top drolley
from top trolley
plenty of fairies on ear kiddo
let em nose
have you ever considered a split arse in your life?
let em nose
have you ever considered a split arse in your life?
plenty of fairies on ear kiddo
let em nose
have you ever considered a split arse in your life?
let em nose
have you ever considered a split arse in your life?
that means female
where I come from Twucky.
Do you know why they call em split arse?
where I come from Twucky.
Do you know why they call em split arse?
Well, I do not look at male bum
so I suppose that answers
the question then.
so I suppose that answers
the question then.
FOR FLUCK SACK
YOU WANT ME TO WATCH, WANT YOU WANT TO WATCH BIATCH
AND MOAN I AM ON LAPTOP..... FFS
YOU WANT ME TO WATCH, WANT YOU WANT TO WATCH BIATCH
AND MOAN I AM ON LAPTOP..... FFS
You aving a laugh, split arse?
Have sat here all night watching your carp
and you off to bed, get off that internet????
Have sat here all night watching your carp
and you off to bed, get off that internet????
WHAT you mean, "what the fook am I doing up at this time?"
OOPS NEARLY....
OLD EARS, ARE LETTING ME DOWN.
OOPS NEARLY....
OLD EARS, ARE LETTING ME DOWN.
out last night in city centre...
upset the the perfume guy in bog when i asked
him if he was black or brown... said I brownist.
upset the the perfume guy in bog when i asked
him if he was black or brown... said I brownist.
alright Ladies
I am such a facebook stud, ha ha
Oh my, oh my.....
I am such a facebook stud, ha ha
Oh my, oh my.....
Boring thread is back ladies
some things do not change on here,
You not got it, must be bad after on average, 5 years.
some things do not change on here,
You not got it, must be bad after on average, 5 years.
Back on top again Ladies....
Been working again til late,
But hope you find it, you know, the money demon.
Been working again til late,
But hope you find it, you know, the money demon.
ladies ladies ladies
can we have more nails and shopping related threads please
Thanks.
can we have more nails and shopping related threads please
Thanks.
Ladies, The wife thinks I am sad for been on here,
However, she has commented on a few formuites that she considers
very very sad. So I salute you, for getting me out of the doggie house.
However, she has commented on a few formuites that she considers
very very sad. So I salute you, for getting me out of the doggie house.
Speaking of saddo's I see DROLL is doing his best comedy routine again
Got the only person in the audience to laugh.
Keep on DROLLING....
Got the only person in the audience to laugh.
Keep on DROLLING....
what you mean I can not sit here all day?
get your arse off to the shops you lazy bitch.
Yeah, crate of stella please.
get your arse off to the shops you lazy bitch.
Yeah, crate of stella please.
Why is stopping out for pint considered a No No, in woman's world?
oK oK, Did not come home, but you knew where I was.
I blame face book for all this carp.
oK oK, Did not come home, but you knew where I was.
I blame face book for all this carp.
Just have a read of this......
Mr Saddo, it not that sad.
TAR
Mr Saddo, it not that sad.
TAR
Hang on,
will get her
as she is talking to me again
will get her
as she is talking to me again
the forum
has missed you kiddo.
Would let you talk to the wife, but she busy sharpening her WIT.
has missed you kiddo.
Would let you talk to the wife, but she busy sharpening her WIT.
sausage
mersey tunnel
and get a grip comes to mind...
mersey tunnel
and get a grip comes to mind...
Do not get on my side
she soon comes over here
and pushes me out, best in the spare room.
she soon comes over here
and pushes me out, best in the spare room.
good luck
stick, try not to
bite soooooo soon....
stick, try not to
bite soooooo soon....
What a difference it makes when the sun comes out,
Just gives you a different buzz and feeling inside.
Lets enjoy it before Friday, as it will obviously piss it down all over the olympics.
Just gives you a different buzz and feeling inside.
Lets enjoy it before Friday, as it will obviously piss it down all over the olympics.
Another fantastic day weather wise.
The amount of people moaning about how warm it is
is just outstanding, FFS.
The amount of people moaning about how warm it is
is just outstanding, FFS.
Hope she has forgotten my password.
not even at home
fooook you bitch
not even at home
fooook you bitch
In the dog house
hope it is not chum for tea
woof woof woof, Spare bedroom for me tonight.
hope it is not chum for tea
woof woof woof, Spare bedroom for me tonight.
The frosty silence has started,
the extra hard slamming of cupboard doors and stamping of feet on wooden floors.
What is for tea question did not go down well?
the extra hard slamming of cupboard doors and stamping of feet on wooden floors.
What is for tea question did not go down well?
Why do women thinking that sleeping in the spare room
is some sort punishment?
Best nights sleep for a while, and no slaps around the face.
is some sort punishment?
Best nights sleep for a while, and no slaps around the face.
This should be fun... Put football on and she
has gone for a bath. Batteries are now taken
out of the remote control.... She started it.
has gone for a bath. Batteries are now taken
out of the remote control.... She started it.
Boring thread input
more boringness inserted here
ah yes, bit more boringness
more boringness inserted here
ah yes, bit more boringness
Back to the top
makes a change from all the olymsic threads
why is everyone trying to prove a point?
makes a change from all the olymsic threads
why is everyone trying to prove a point?
I love my new name... It is great....
consec post... It is great....
Need cheese strips... It is grate....
consec post... It is great....
Need cheese strips... It is grate....
Come on betfair, I liked my new name!!!!!!!!
2 silvers to team Yorkshire tha Nose
consec post number whatever.
2 silvers to team Yorkshire tha Nose
consec post number whatever.
Couple more medals tha nose.
Pity they were southern related
But, you can not have everything
Pity they were southern related
But, you can not have everything
Back to the top with my boring consec post thread
beats reading all these olympic ones...
why not stick to one for ffs.
beats reading all these olympic ones...
why not stick to one for ffs.
What do you mean where is my dinner?
what do you mean I do not like your under garments?
what do you mean your imaginery friends want to watch us having sex, you seen your spotty arse?
what do you mean I do not like your under garments?
what do you mean your imaginery friends want to watch us having sex, you seen your spotty arse?
HI HO HI HO, NEARLY WORK TIME WE GO......
Probably not a song that most on here will sing
HI HO HI HO, OFF TO SIGN ON WE GO, more like
Probably not a song that most on here will sing
HI HO HI HO, OFF TO SIGN ON WE GO, more like
boring boring boring
consec consec consec
vodka vodka vodka
consec consec consec
vodka vodka vodka
bet your thought it had gone....
Naaaaahhhhhhh, complete nonsense and drivel
Drivel, boring and where is sunset cristo?
Naaaaahhhhhhh, complete nonsense and drivel
Drivel, boring and where is sunset cristo?
not having this
back to top with
my boring thread.
back to top with
my boring thread.
See the clique are missing an intelligent poster like Sunset cristo
They ganged up on him, and now have to put up with idiotic posts from idiot People
What do the Clique want???????
They ganged up on him, and now have to put up with idiotic posts from idiot People
What do the Clique want???????
moan moan maon that the site is quiet
then moan moan about people bringing it back to life,
I blame the invention of over 50's NAPPIES.
then moan moan about people bringing it back to life,
I blame the invention of over 50's NAPPIES.
Oh look, not many threads been created today
Oh Why, are the clique to busy?
Oh yes, busy moaning about the site....
Oh Why, are the clique to busy?
Oh yes, busy moaning about the site....
Why do you fell you have to moan moan moan?
Do you want everyone to moan moan moan?
Yes you moaner, nobody is interested in your moan moan moaning style.
Do you want everyone to moan moan moan?
Yes you moaner, nobody is interested in your moan moan moaning style.
The moan moan moan clique still moan moan moaning I see
what is it you actually want, dead forum?
Strange creatures within the Muppet clique.
what is it you actually want, dead forum?
Strange creatures within the Muppet clique.
Please stick to the rules of my thread Skippy
or I will have to stick my
fingers in my ears.... TAR... p.s
or I will have to stick my
fingers in my ears.... TAR... p.s
what a glorius day today up North.
Hurry up splito arseo,
we will crank up the BBQ.
Hurry up splito arseo,
we will crank up the BBQ.
Nearly had a full chit chat user level bingo last night....
Wonder if I can use my 1 brain cell and achieve it this weekend.
Who knows eh?
Wonder if I can use my 1 brain cell and achieve it this weekend.
Who knows eh?
Wife in tears over
still born comment,
yes she reads some of this tripe....
still born comment,
yes she reads some of this tripe....
Dear BETFAIR,
Sunset cristo was a very intelligent guy,
what do this CLIQUE want, comprehension or 1 brain cell? TAR
Sunset cristo was a very intelligent guy,
what do this CLIQUE want, comprehension or 1 brain cell? TAR
I find your site
very quick, I will
not join the slow gang. You know the "CULPRITS"
very quick, I will
not join the slow gang. You know the "CULPRITS"
Quiet in here now.....
Is this what the moan moan moaning clique wanted?
Reminds me of when I stayed at a B&B in Fort William, full of OAP'S.
Is this what the moan moan moaning clique wanted?
Reminds me of when I stayed at a B&B in Fort William, full of OAP'S.
scratching heads?
Rubbing chins?
How has this happened?
Rubbing chins?
How has this happened?
COME WINE WITH ME
LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE
HEARD IT ON THE GRAPE WINE
LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE
HEARD IT ON THE GRAPE WINE
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