French for the French to not be so French ?

wondering how the French players will get on this year, known as mental midgets, bottle jobs, perennial underachievers, this time when the pressure is on they'll be no fans there to weigh them down, however Mugfils has already made his excuses and mentally checked out, citing no fans there to dive in the dust for so he's decided the slam's not worth it, probably lose round 1, a shame.

The actress, she speaks 7 languages, aeroplane, Humbug, Paire shaped career and some Herbert the best they've got along with a lorry load of pointless wildcards. Cornet possibly R4 if she negotiates Keys, think she can, Humbert round 3 in the men's, as good as it gets. If this was 5 years ago with the likes of Tsonga and blown a Gasquet I'd fancy one of them to actually not wilt in the Paris sunshine for once, alas, not to be. Maybe one of them will surprise me.

if it's not too mentally taxing, press post reply, post the name of the French man and women you think will get the furthest, for interest sake
Cornet R4
Humbert R3