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Only Court 1 today, instead of her normal comfortable Reserved seat on Centre, so one would like to think the AELTC has provided some plump cushions to protect the Royal Derriere.
Let's all hope too that it's a richly-deserved freebie ticket, with lots of VIP hospitality thrown in.
Let's all hope too that it's a richly-deserved freebie ticket, with lots of VIP hospitality thrown in.
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WHY OH WHY OH WHY HAVEN'T WE SEEN PIPPA AT WIMBLEDON 2019 ?
I would personally PAY for a ticket for her to attend AND a cushion to comfort that award-winning derriere.
COME ON WIMBLEDON, GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.
I would personally PAY for a ticket for her to attend AND a cushion to comfort that award-winning derriere.
COME ON WIMBLEDON, GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.
I would also throw in a family pack of Walls Sausage Rolls. Can't say fairer than that.
Wimbldon 2022, and the entire WORLD, never mind Great Britain, prays that the real British figurehead of this event, Queen Pippa will once more grace the Royal Box on a richly-deserved freebie with full hospitality.
With Queen Elizabeth currently reduced to a much less visible role, let this be the Wimbledon that Pippa, the Queen Elect, gives the country a boost by turning up everyday in the very front seat. Better still if the other usual freeloaders are kicked out.
Ideally Queen Pippa will be accompanied by her equally beautiful sister Kate, and the pair of them can make mischief, preferably giving a load of verbal to "The World's Greatest Female Player of All Time TM" (copyright BBC), Serena Williams, or at the very least breaking wind violently and giggling hysterically when Williams is about to serve at break point down.
I'm sure every last one of us would gladly echo my views and PAY for it to happen. Let us all hope there is a Crowdfunder Appeal aleady in progress.
With Queen Elizabeth currently reduced to a much less visible role, let this be the Wimbledon that Pippa, the Queen Elect, gives the country a boost by turning up everyday in the very front seat. Better still if the other usual freeloaders are kicked out.
Ideally Queen Pippa will be accompanied by her equally beautiful sister Kate, and the pair of them can make mischief, preferably giving a load of verbal to "The World's Greatest Female Player of All Time TM" (copyright BBC), Serena Williams, or at the very least breaking wind violently and giggling hysterically when Williams is about to serve at break point down.
I'm sure every last one of us would gladly echo my views and PAY for it to happen. Let us all hope there is a Crowdfunder Appeal aleady in progress.
Always wonderful to see Duchess Kate in the Royal Box, as today, enjoying a decent freebie day out.
But FFS Kate, we DON'T want to see Prince William sat beside you. WE WANT OUR QUEEN PIPPA there, and the pair of you breaking wind loudly and with impunity just as Jabeur is about to serve at break point down.
But FFS Kate, we DON'T want to see Prince William sat beside you. WE WANT OUR QUEEN PIPPA there, and the pair of you breaking wind loudly and with impunity just as Jabeur is about to serve at break point down.
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