IM A CELEBRITY 2023

complete weirdo

Prince harry example?  He got a huge amount of stick for it. lol

"cultural appropriation" another joke meme chucked out by the system. isn't sharing / copying cultures part of what makes us advance and brings us all together?

Nigel is desperately looking for a conversation that nobody wanted

Nige revisiting fights to try to forget his bad morning :)

Snap borg

So Nigel can sing a song with the `n` word in it, and there`d be no backlash, Nella? You`re a typically despicable wokester, no logic, no sense, just spouting boll0x. Be gone from our screens!

he's highly strung. ("he should be" basil faulty).

she has a problem with men, simples

The patter of these two this series is particularly poor

Dani dead ?

She's been ageing 5 years per episode so no surprise

lol

isn't the crapness of ant and dec's jokes what makes it funny. i find them amusing. unlike anybody in camp alas. jamie was a bit interesting.

she's alive

`Have you ever won all seven races at Ascot?` in the most blatantly prod-fed question ever seen on RTV

Lol tim

The scripting the worst thing about this now

They should retire the dingo dollar

dani is seriously underweight

yep josie gets all the help

It was better with the original kev (who turned out to be a rapist)

Fred just copped a feel

this one looks a serial killer

Nella got it right

Sam just spat all over em

So he should

farage backer still believes which is good

has anyone ever won after saying the words ?

the Sam b1tching narrative i predicted is not happening as yet but they all look at him like a bit of sh1t

bellow should knock him out, that would be good tv

Alpaca Shanks.  Peruvian, played for newcastle in the 50s

Fred needed to read the 1st page of the manual,  don't do the cooking

Lol fred.  Comeback over

On @ 42 off @ 24

Wtf was he even on about?  The floor was wet?

The Sam money pre show was for ??

About as fun as napoleon (the film)

Health & safety

you seen it brushy ? supposed to be going tomorrow

Nah, just the reviews are pretty bad :)

oh ok, great lol

Josie swiped to 4.8

Usually a cash out

Is this the sh1ttiest series ever? Gawd knows why 10m watch it every night. Roll on CBB

4.8m the last i heard

£1.5m for one of the dullest men in Britain

All very tired.  Mind i think the same of scd. Atrocious

Nov 29, 2023 -- 4:13PM, five leaves left wrote:

£1.5m for one of the dullest men in Britain

Don't think I'm gonna win quite that much

Nov 29, 2023 -- 4:13PM, GeorgeBrush wrote:

4.8m the last i heard

Oh, I thought I read the ratings were decent. Especially with the yoof

We need more of Mick

Martin?

Nov 29, 2023 -- 4:13PM, GeorgeBrush wrote:

4.8m the last i heard

Still way too many for what is one of the dullest programmes I've seen since the donkeys on Deal or No Deal who clap at random boxes and do speeches about random numbers

we need to fast forward to next sunday

I was ready for the end last week lol.

It's on in our house but people hardly watching really

Seeing as they've lost two to attrition you could argue it's a week too long

dani being dead comment is not far off, she looks like skeletor

farage backers av must be 13.75

next train please tim, is it marvin ?

Craig charles deserves another try :)

Sorry army, no idea, whenever inspiration next strikes

Well remembered GB; another walker who would have won

i have rights to the craig charles train

He'd have come nowhere near winning lol

yeah more CBB i feel

True. Even before he took ill he was far too much of a grumpy ****

In cbb he would get kudos for sitting in the garden slagging everyone off

Be amusing if he turns up there now

That was 9 years ago, crazy. i thought it was just before covid. ffs life is going to quick

have a feeling CBB line up is gonna be a cracker for 1st series

He was acting like a pensioner then, so a rtv comeback seems doubtful

itv pay proper dough

Give us your guesses then

The black weatherman nailed on

Very dull on race across the world

Shane mcgowan on a beeping machine.  Trades at 1.8 before dying

Michael Cohen for the septic

best guess, gordon the gopher with all the goss

lizz truss on life at the top

Billy monger would be no surprise (another off race world)

He'd be great sure for insomnia too

Cure

Kwasi  5/1

braverman getting the baton from farage

Rory stewart 3/1

That just stop oil singing bint who i just layed in xmas no1

gazza

lol

Gawd, if gazza passes the tests the psychiatrist needs to go on too

who is backing dettori

Marc almond .  Mind, he must have been asked hundreds of times

a glass and 12 c0cks

Like steve strange lol

Any goggleboxers? All the younger ones are pretty dull just now

Pete and Sophie are funny.

don't watch it but probably a good shout, cheap and cheerful once the budget has gone

reckon there will be loads interested, ones that don't fancy the jungle trek

Aye, either of them would start short

Gerry adams

Imagine Gogglebox Giles in there!
One of the Siddiqis is very funny, as is yer man Malone, and those two Geordie bints are priceless in their stupidity. The Welsh coiple, and those two oldsters who sit holding hands can phuck right off

You should watch it army, as they tend to show clips from whatever RTV stuff is on, and it`s literally a peak inside the front rooms of the GBP, and typical voters. It`s certainly helped me firm up convictions on many occasions

is it not a DS front room though lol