*** The Voice Auditions Thread ***

Vanessa Hunt - Bog Roll Seller - Team Rita - Awful

aboi

You can take the boy out of the holiday camp but you can't take the holiday camp out of the boy

Matt Baker - Holiday Camp Entertainer - Dad has terrific Moustache/Colourful Glasses - No

Lad had a great voice...picked too many no hopers earlier

Should form a band with his mates

The Butlins Bed Bangers

...a notch above

Autumn Sharif 19 - Somalian Mum - Team Ricky

Complete package...apart from the voice

Possibly kidnapped by pirates if she makes the live show

Ricky needs to get a grip of himself

Did you like her Fig ?

tbh I was getting my pizza out of the oven. So missed her

Veggy ?

of course. With added mushrooms and peppers

Nice

It is
Will catch Autumn and the 1st girl on youtube

Every year they fill their quota with shyte so no room for the later good ones

Kyle Parry - Something to do with Periscopes - No (bit unlucky)

Autumn a bit `forced`, almost shouty.

I thought she was very average tim.

Michelle very MEM friendly

Awful voice too

Michelle Gee - Midwife - Mutton/Lamb - awful - No

No Gina G for sure

Autumn 50/1 with Koral if anyone liked her.

Sarah Dunn - Fruitcake - No

Saturday night and i'm watching this sh1te

Wrong show. Should have gone on BB and we could have been annoyed by her for weeks

Not on the razzle tonight bear?

Dogging later

Don't forget your thermals. It's nippy out there

Double skinned

Mitch Miller - Singing Waiter- Team Rita

^^^ -(t)

Is hems trying to be squares

I thought it was squares

Where is Tom thumb ?

He's out tonight.

i can't be arsed writing the names now...bears upset me

Squares will be angry if you don't

Get over yerself lard arse

I've seen Sally Gunnel in Sainsbury's

She beat me to the last lot of 60p doughnuts

Should have smashed her box in

Don`t think even one of the ex-`stars`, or those who have a famous relative with them have got through. And there have been quite a few this year.

Did she hurdle over the Fruit n Veg display to just pip you?

yes, she's still go it

Thank your lucky stars it wasn't Akabusi.

He'd have laughed as he grabbed them

....and forced you to listen to him recapping his gold medal last leg 4 X 400 m

Great vt, sure fire winner

unlucky bear

Your conkers done you've

He's brain damaged Tom

I think he gets stolen later in the show

Tom loves a bit of country

Roisin Geraghty-McDonagh - Country Singer - Team Tom

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-ZKD4oIcAAbdbf.jpg

Rocky ?

I always end up backing the leggy blondes I hope they don't pick her

I used to hate this song.

She's dire

I still do, but like her

Annelies - No - I liked her

phew! they saved me some money

My fav of the night. Not through!

I thought she was dreadful

You can always get her number later Tom

tbh I wasn't keen. Liked the 1st bit. The opera bit was horrendous

Three singers left, two places. She`s nailed on, leaving the drama for the last two.

Maybe not, she`s dire!!!

Dreadful

terrible

Charlotte Turnbull - Very Shy - No

I wonder if they can get a refund on all those T-shirts

Should have done some kajagoogoo

....T too shhyyyy

Is Rita related to Alicia from CBB?

brothers

Lisa Ward - From the Shetlands - Team Tom

Sister's called Kia

This is a long haul. Seems yonks since we first saw the winner

Andrew Marc - Team Will

Aye. Howard seems a long time ago

Benteke

Emmanuel

No go for Emu

Cider's turned into Rod Hull

Emu is in my book as it goes. Him, and the fireman dude are my runners.

Fred West?