The Luke laying thread

New best mates with Carol lol.  Oh and can I please see Sara doing this?

hes turning into a right little b!tch now, must be the testosterone jabs wearing off

We need to hunt down the video of Sara  doing her buttock clenching.

Urgently

some great big ones on BBC1 atm.

Better not say what they remind me of or I'll get all sorts of accusations thrown at me.

Rarely a day passes when I don't do buttock clenching exercises.

Is this really what we have all come to?

Buttock clenching exercises...

So if anyone can post the video of Sara then I can watch it and produce a spasm of indignation.

never heard it called that before

some muppet just backed him into 6.60
gotta watch your cats folks they get everywhere

People set a price in the head where they will back him. Then see the market a few days or hours later and back that price without having taken in any news

this s(umbag just grassed up my indian queen

chop his balls off

Waaa dooomed Captain Mannering

dont make sense, betrayal to his nemesis..what a snake

DS going mental

luke a is really a great guy, very bubbly character and surely will go close in the final.
surprised the 8.2 is not being snapped up

brain dead backers still trying i see, he's losing support not gaining any ffs..wake up, coffee, smell it
jesus try and help people, dunno why i bother

the most boring speck of sh!t ive ever come across

Scheming little spenk. Trying to get the impressionable Lauren (who he doesn't like) to fail the DR task, to save Adam from being up. And in turn prolly get lauren up herself

Hopefully BB will stop it

what an absolute evil thing to do, is luke in love with adam or summit ?
trying to get lauren out the way to have him all to himself

im disgusted by this sneaky, slimey conniving excuse for a humam being with its hidden agenda's
on a par with caroline but more sneaky

and he tried stitching up my princess, this didnt make the highlights !!
how many more times is this conniving litle sh!t gonna get away with being the most sly two faced creep in there ?




Day 31: Deana unmasks Luke S
16 hours ago
Move over Peter Parker, we have a new Spider(wo)man in town. It’s taken 31 days for her to reveal her true identity, but today she came out of the shadows and in to the light – of the bedroom.

“My spider senses are right!” exclaimed Deana to Adam earlier this afternoon, as she proclaimed to nail another mystery.

“I’ve been right about Conor and Arron, and now Luke S”.

His crime? An act of treachery.

According to Deana, Luke S has banned the housemates from giving Ashleigh any cigarettes – not exactly a crime you may think, but there was more to come. She claims to have heard him say that he’s going to leave the cigarettes out and let Ashleigh get in to trouble with Big Brother – if she falls for his plan and takes one that is.

Dun dun dun.

Unveiling his dastardly plan, she went on to profess that his ‘real side’ is coming out. This sounds scary - are we about to see Luke S’s evil side? Or has Deana ran away with a flippant comment?

Either way, she did what most superheroes do when they’ve uncovered a crime – she went running to the Diary Room and tattle-taled to Big Brother.

Stay tuned to the website for more crime-busting action.



Day 31: With great power comes great responsibility
15 hours ago
We exclusively broke the news that Deana is on a par with the mighty Spider-man when it comes to sniffing out injustice. But as Uncle Ben said, “with great power comes great responsibility”. In Deana’s case this means the responsibility to accept a diminished reputation as a  result of whistle-blowing.

Shortly after Deana had told a group including Adam and Luke A about Luke S’s dastardly scheme to set Ashleigh up to break the rules, Luke A told Luke S that Deana had been spreading the news. Now Deana is absolutely fuming and has been ranting to Adam in the bedroom using such words as “backstabbing” to describe her fellow-Insider Luke A.

Adam has given characteristically Zen-like advice. A case in point. “Make your reaction the best it can be to get your point across.“

This genuinely brilliant wisdom pacified Deana which is a relief.

Peter Parker never had to deal with such extreme levels of power play.

Luke A, price dip comming, just backed at 8.2, will be @ less than 6 later today

Because Adam complimented him Mach and said he should win? Well they are mates.

Adam saying someone should win just benefits Adam.  Although they've missed a lot of his negative scheming they also missed the 'plan to save Adam' which was probably good

Big slump now on DS to 6.4%. He's been at around 15% even last week. Adam leeching all his voters

Next tvpolls will be interesting

with Deana edited out, could you spot her in any of the clips, and Luke getting a little positive air time I fancy Luke A and Adam to go 1/2 in the betting this week.

Yes mach, we know you've been backing Luke A    He's fallen by 10% on DS btw

GB it pays to be a head of the curve, not following it

what a hopeless case you are mach, why do u keep backing all the twerps and no-hopers

if any of you want to put a few hundred up to lay luke @ 8 I will take it

max red here, look elsewhere

luke a does not have one good reason why he dislikes luke s so much
i reckon iis coz he has the same name, thats how sad luke a is

i might be biased, coz i don't like him, may be the red i have next to his name..i dont know really but he's about as popular as herpes

Luke A tip landed into 6.2

thats coz u backed him to 6.2

whats that Army can't hear you over the sound of that 7.6 available on Deana

great price, value

Big Brother Live ‏@BBUKLive

6.56pm: Luke A tells Deana he admires the way she's coped with all that's been thrown at her in the House. ‪#bbuklive‬
Does that include the abuse behind her back from you, you little spenky twot?

BB  getting very opinionated these days 

  about time

I'll tell you another thing that winds me up and has been for a long time. That cunty little phone gesture and smiley gimp face on his publicity shot

quality  GB

Is the drift finally on after the TV polls magic wore off?

It seems like every gambler on there had hammered him when in double figures

hes looking a cert to be up next week

luke s has heard all about him

caroline, ash, luke s..thats 3 for starters

They’ve had enough time to lay it. TVPolls being so out of kilter on him – I guess it has to be gamblers.

I hope he drifts as I’m red on him.

I think he’s basically a nice guy but his self righteousness causes strops that Endemol are leaving out of the HL’s.

they cant leave it out of the edit any longer, all the insiders are sick of him now

Probably right Army. Good. Although he'll probably be up against an insider and survive.

He'll probably be up against the survivor of tonight's eviction.

Could be, which would be an easy win

Be nice if he was up against Adam

we need the scrote up against lauren, adam or deana bigtime
then its bye bye time to my red

Lauren or Adam safest I think. Deffo bye Lukey

luke a reminds me of mario quite alot, apart from the gay stalker bit

I liked Mario a lot more than this bloke. Though he was never a winner either

nah, mario was a conniving worm as well

luke a deffo bi, he dont know what he likes, fecking freakoid

lovely show, got the full treatment tonite weasel, even dowling got a kick in

Yep WD Brian   I guess he spent the quiet years punting on this

with the support brian has nationwide, that was a major bonus

Biggest audience of the week OC. 'hey, in case you hadn't noticed, Luke A's a c unt!'

I did that in a dowling accent too

even twitters having a go at this creep now
everyones layed the fecker, not sure who the backer is

Big Brother Live ‏@BBUKLive
12.15am: Luke A is smiling, enjoying a chat with Adam and Lauren. Nice change, as he's quite a convincing sulker. ‪#bbuklive‬
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Now we must ask..... is the cunty little phone gesture on the photo a help or a hindrance?

If I decided this he would be sent to the recreation hall in a prison for two weeks, but it's not me it's a bunch of neurotic women, so he's ok

Originally Posted by Speak-Softly View Post
Good OP.

Couple of points to back this up that people seem to want to forget.

When he lost the "sliding task" (the one he thought he'd got 20 points) he was moaning about how everything in his life turned to ****/was ****.
This coming from a man with a good job and a very loving wife?

His constant mentioning of "what the public outside think" and saying the HM's opinions don't matter.
Very arrogant.

The speech to Lauren calling everybody every name under the sun and telling her to say "f*ck them".
What all of them?
What's Scott done to deserve that?
Or Sara for that matter.

Throughout this series he's made no efforts with people unless they have come to him.
Yet two/three days ago we saw a reasonable, civil conversation involving the HM talking about the hormone injecYtions.
In other words, the other HM were taking an interest about his problems.
Where has he shown any interest in anybody in the house?

Another good DS post      He thoroughly deserves to go really. Thinking he could snipe from the sidelines and fail to integrate with 70% of them. Too intelligent for them I guess. He was never victimised or ostracised, he did it himself. DS will blame the insiders, he only has himself to blame

His attitude to Sara revealed it all really

Certainly some resentment towards him on DS,however the same can be said for Lauren re her whining,moaning and possible prick teasing.Personally,like most of this forum perhaps,I find Lauren more "real" and am prepared in part,to forgive her short comings.That however may be due to the fact she has a terrific backside,more than anything else.Whether this is symptomatic of TGBP .....who knows?

Yes, i prefer her backside to Luke A's

Relieved to hear it

Very difficult eviction to predict this,with both HM's having similar profiles in a way.Members of the "good" gang,reasonably popular but with certain flaws in character,and possibly both over-rated re their chance of winning.Could boil down to who gets the best edit in the next few days.

The winner of this will certainly become overrated in the market

ffs, this could turn out to be the biggest jonah thread in BB history

Dig out the Lauren laying thread

we gotta get this fecker out GB

He won't win

I had him medium red, which would have led to one, two, or three more weeks of slight apprehenion. At the prices, I have dived in, and made him uber-max red. Three weeks of sweating like a fecker now for me!

N1 tim!

Jul 17, 2012 -- 9:55AM, GeorgeBrush wrote:

The winner of this will certainly become overrated in the market

Spot on. And tonight’s show will be a good for him.

Then his hormones subside and back to being appeasing.

For me he's a runner.
He's led tvpolls virtually every week and I don't see it changing in the next one.

He might be a big wet lettuce, but so was last years winner.

the story of the house can quickly move on,    Deana who....?
if luke goes up for eviction this week again, he will stay in the limelight just at the right time,
over priced no, his poll rating will go through the roof, Luke A to be the new market fav is what I'm expecting

it was a major win however you look at it last night

it was always going to be close,so the edit over the last few days probably decided it

but that's the breaks...and to win this,you need to overcome these things sometimes.


an incredible amount of deadwood still in there though

The edit was so one-sided. Lauren confronting Becky about grassing her up to get in with the insiders was a major story, leaving it out of the highlights was unprofessional really. It dominated the face to face nominations.

they also left out luke a sl'gging off the 3 had licked the arses off
protected all the way so far

don't mock we are heading for flip/flop

Jul 21, 2012 -- 8:42AM, Henry VIII wrote:

Jul 17, 2012 --  9:55AM, GeorgeBrush wrote:The winner of this will certainly become overrated in the marketSpot on. And tonight’s show will be a good for him.Then his hormones subside and back to being appeasing.

He has so far savaged a 19 year old girl who confronted him, rather than vice versa

I thought to say "fake" was an immature and bitchy way to go about it. It's overused and doesn't mean anything.

"Weak" might be more accurate for her siding with Conor.

i think the next two days could decide luke a FATE !!

DRIFFFFEEEEEYYYY !!

He's still a very low price considering there's a good possibility he's up against Deana. And if it's a 3 way there's a good possibility of a double eviction.

does this count as a successful train GB?

I reckon he is a knob, even if he doesn't have one.....    Chris surely a better jolly?

He'll have one soon

BIG Brother winner Luke Anderson says he is going to use his prize money to buy himself a willy.

The chef, who was born a woman, started his gender reassignment four years ago and has already had his breasts removed.


Now he has scooped the £50,000, the reality show champ says he can finally complete his transformation.


Luke said: “Obviously you have the NHS if you can’t afford it but this money will definitely help me achieve a decent

cosmetic look that I really want. It’s perfect.”


And the 31-year-old, who married his 22-year-old girlfriend Becki last year, revealed that he will also use some of the cash to correct previous surgeries.


“I want to have a chest revision,” he said. “The scars after my last surgery are pretty big so the revision will make them look like a fine line. The money will really help me get the look I want.”


Many of Luke’s friends did not know he was born a woman until he told his housemates.


He added: “I have been really shocked everyone took it in their stride and didn’t seem to care.


“Maybe it was my own insecurities but I thought people might react badly.


“All I’ve ever wanted is to be accepted and after winning the show I am. I was ashamed of myself but now I know that I

can be proud of who I am.”

Bl1mey - wife only 22.  Thought she looked quite old and frumpy the other night.

He added: “I have been really shocked everyone took it in their stride and didn’t seem to care.'  - translation, I'd given up on this being my winning ticket but I hadn't banked on the gullibility of the public