*** CBB live feed opening night ***

lay the ladies imo.

WHat's that lady rappers name? Keep trying to think of it but Lady Gaga keeps coming into my head. I'm sure it's lady something.

bowers seems quite down to earth

sovereign

Alex looks 'up for it' in a wrong way.

Vinnie's lips are curling already

The fag bench usually produces a finalist, but rarely a winner

By 'fag' I meant cigarette. The other fag bench often produces winners

That's the one, cheers.

That's 75% of the field, by the looks of it GB

Anyone else laying Vinnie think he's a bit short for the first night also got feeling he might get**ed off and walk after a couple of weeks.

I've layed@ 3.5.
He's a crazy price.

vinen will 10/1 by friday

vinnie*

This tourettes guy needs to start swearing.

only swears in swedish ;)

Hope your right Pandora!

I think we've been sold a dud tourettes guy

Is Jonas the tall handsome dude? Was thinking he looks a bit gormless on 1st impressions. Not sure who half of these people are tbh.

How long is this crap on for?

whose the girl with the pink flower on the head? i wanna bang her

3 weeks.

This stephen could become a legend for all the wrong reasons

PMSL he was talking to the door.

Baldwin should play a serial killer in this

alesi ,you could be in there...you tick the right boxes ;)

I meant just tonight actually fig. Although I appreciate you won't be sleeping for 3 weeks

lol 6am mate.

Lady sovereign showing some life, of sorts.

Was thinking she looked not too bad a bet at her price on early impressions. Can't see that guy who was talking to a door winning. Just looks like a haircut a smarmy git would have.

do you reckon the guy who thought of the Mini Task is looking forward to going to work tomorrow?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo I wanna go to bed already. lol

certainly showing more life than ronnie woods mute ex

Baldwin= the american brother Portillo tried to hide.

attitude adjuster 04 Jan 00:12
alesi ,you could be in there...you tick the right boxes ;)


no way man lol

the blondie is from kazakhstan, but thats were borat is from lol

she came to fame by sh*gging a 62 year man in the rolling stone and shes 21.



1 day i will go to kazakstan, they seem up for it, borat even gets some from his sister.


great country.

sorry mate thought you were 85 :|

my name says 1985, so you think im 85???



genius!

dam it does say 85 lol

im 24 then pmsl

I was thinking who this lady sovereign reminds me off.
Louise lyttons gobby younger sister?

Basshunter smokes like he means it. I have a feeling this may be all he does

woods ex will be the first to leave this

Vinnie looks like a roadie for the Kaiserchiefs..

aye, I can't see katia lasting the distance.
She could be gone by the morning like most eastern european women.

Sov is coming across like a female Jez from Peepshow.

she's coming over well now.
I'm happy with my 3 against the field.
Ms B. Lady S and the gormless swede.

Katia's only conversation piece is Ronnie Wood and that will be tweeted out.

Why are the men trying to fk Kevin the Teenager?

odd stuff

Kevin has already contributed more than Mutya did all series last year.

Yep, she looks a decent sort.

I've had all the 14/1 on the HS they'll let me.
Surely single figures soon.

Why isn't alex reid the outsider? he looks a total knobend.

Have layed some more Vinnie. Already reminded what a boring kernt he is

Lady Sov`s eye pupils are massive she looks off her head and shes acting a bit weird .

Baldwin kicking off already. These Christians are always the worst innit

arrrrrrrrgh
**os that chew**tail sticks... I can never work that out.
I want to ram it down their throat

Vinnie ranting about the homeless ;-)

Now looking like he's going to bottle someone ;)
We won't see 3 again.

I think Dane Bowers is coming across the best at the moment

Aagree with that bamboo

Bowers reminds me of a son of a friend of mine. A bit dozy, friendly and harmless. Easy going, fairly natural.

Not a walker, he has a tiny career to enhance

Ideal really

jesus what the fck did woods see in this airhead?

I take it you have no c0ck pandora?

the religious rubbish has started

the religious rubbish has started

i do george but young girls with half a brain dont interest me,im way too old

That is fair Pandora. I still find stupid girls quite charming

Baldwin would look a lay at 400 to me. But what do I know?

Me too GB, with regards the stupid girls.

As for Baldwin. He's so odd I can see the guy getting a following.

I do not intend to run up multi 4 figures reds as per last year. Admittedly a woman without a dog from DS could swing the vote

What are your thoughts on Bas shunter?

He looks the part. But I suspect he will be obscured by fag smoke for 3 weeks, which never helps. You need to be an amateur philosopher to get away with being a smoker in this game

Ya gotta love the wee made up gash over DB's right eye!?! ;)
Wonder how it'll look on the morrow???

They're going to love the beacham on DS.

So what's the thinking?

For me, decent chance -

Steph, Lady S, Basshunter, Bowers.

Some chance -

Nicola.

Little chance -

Cisco kid, Vinnie.

No chance -

Katia and Heidi.

No chance but could become a cult figure

Baldwin.

decent chance -

Steph, Bowers.

Some chance -

Nicola, Lady S, Basshunter

Little chance -

Cisco kid, Vinnie, Heidi

No chance -

Katia

No chance but could become a cult figure

Baldwin.

GB - His stint outside smoking thus far was a big + imo... Silly Donald Duck impression etc. Will win over young girlies and has already won over Anoushka and fellow girly smoker Sovereign already.
He just needs a bit of +ve entertainment value for the viewing public to take him in. A friend had him play in his nightclub a year back and said he was "a very endearing, polite, young man. Which is unusual in my business!"
I'm on!

we've missed alex.

no chancer.

As for Vinnie name-dropping & holding court - sad imo. Now Heidi is who we all really want spilling a few heinz beans!?!

I'm not opposing him inx, but since when did young girlies vote on this crap?

FWIW - I like (in no particular order) Basshunter, Steph and Nicola. I fancy them for the top 5

Older women will want to mother the gentle soul, as they did with Pete.

Vinnie, money talking blah blah. Put a sock in it you boring khunt

Stephanie 'She looks fantabulous. He's just coming into her prime, she's 40'

I think she wrote that line specially for DS

GB - can't say I'm any expert on the viewing/voting demographic, but generally judging by the hardcore external support when Lady Davina is holding court, it seems top heavy with the Smash Hits reading masseef

lol. Smash hits closed about ten years ago ;-)

Jaysus, I hope that Heidi was only ever coordinating her activities. Would be worse than a nightmare to wake up having paid that yoke for one-2-one sexual favours

Showin the age GB, been a while since I viewed such lol.
More a barbie (having just recently evolved from Nick Jr) purchaser meself. Mea culpa

OMG - Can't believe DB is asking a question about time zones in the US??? He defo has the dumb credential nailed!

this is very strange. a clearly very immature talentless giggly girl who has nothing to her name other than being fecked by a geriatric.

nothing strange about that these days.

it's just that she seems very much out of place amongst even Z listers 5ll

is that sporty spice in there?

a clearly very immature talentless giggly girl who has nothing to her name

Sad memories of Chantelle Whoughton.... the greatest trick (IMO) CBB producers ever played!!!

Chantelle had a USP

Katia has had an OAP :)

it's just that she seems very much out of place amongst even Z listers 5ll

She is - Which would ordinarilly endear her to a not-too-intelligent audience. But the fact that she acts like an innocent little giggly pixie will not discount the fact that she's a home-wreckin, money starved, desperate nobody

I like it AA

lol very good aa.

It's good to see our favourite joining in the late night fun.

Steph could defo be the dark horse 5LL.
Don't like the way that Baldwin is hoggin the mike, though. He's a tard imo, but could win people over with his wackiness

Sisqo is an interesting one

a bit Coolio lite...but that may be no bad thing.

I meant the market favorite in Vinnie. Fast asleep while the others chat.

As for Steph. yep, she has a certain snooty air about her, but she's actually very down to earth,a good mixer, fairly amusing and self depricating in interviews and just very classy in a Linda Evans kind of way.
A very big runner imo.

Baldwin will be good TV like a David Van day and could well trade much lower, but surely can't win with his very odd views.

AA - He seems fairly inoffensive so far - getting good edit too.
Suppose our analysis counts for little as it's the hour-long daily which counts

She's 62 fll and looks like she's never seen the show

I think it could be a rocky ride at a shortish price...given it's day 1.

Agree about the favourite though...could be up for a few evictions along the way as well,if they don't meddle.

Sorry 5LL, thought when you said "our" fave you meant Steph. I fancy her to go deep - in a ladylike fashion *ahem*
I had reservations about Vinnie not being bothered, which have been instantly realised. Total lay. As AA pointed out, the door is wide open for a late entrant to blow them away....

"they" as in BB

U think does sisqo have any/enough wonga for Anoushka to get it on wih him?

I'm not sure her age or never having seen the show really matter.
She's already shown a willingness to engage with the other HM's and the show. That's the main thing.
I guess the bigworry with someone like her is that she doesn't have the desperation of the younger ones, so could get fed up and walk.
At the prices I'm willing to take that chance though...and the same could be said for Vinnie. He doesn't need to win or do well either.
I put her in @ around 6/1 when I saw the names, so was happy to take the double figures on her.
She was a bigger price than heidi with many firms and the rank outsider with one. Insane.

My penny's worth.

Chances
Jonas, Sov, Nik.
Little chances
Vinnie, Dane, Titchy, Steph
No chance
Baldwin, Fleiss, Ekaterina

GeorgeBrush 04 Jan 00:03

I think we've been sold a dud tourettes guy

Best post on this thread by far :D