You have failed to deliver so far in this match. However, with those poor unfortunates who have taken a day off work and travelled to Sheffield, the home of snooker, to view this afternoon's session in mind you now must now do so. Your task is to save these creatures from whatever the game's chiefs have in mind as alternative entertainment. I hear Leo Scullion has been practicing his close-up magic and Dennis Taylor has had a 'fun' waistcoat dry cleaned... This is a time for heroes.... Good luck son.
I hear JV has dismissed concerns about his frailty and has been up all night practising his routine which is great, but frankly I'm more than a little bit concerned about his Ding impression. Jim Davidson is assuring people it's the funniest thing he's ever seen but i dunno man...i just dunno
I hear JV has dismissed concerns about his frailty and has been up all night practising his routine which is great, but frankly I'm more than a little bit concerned about his Ding impression. Jim Davidson is assuring people it's the funniest thing he