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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Magpie
Someone who hangs at the train station or bus stop or anywhere public all day long, usually asking for a cigarette, spare change or pocket lint. Usually unemployed and unemployable, using nothing but slang, and usually impossible to get rid of, until threatened with violence.
Someone who hangs at the train station or bus stop or anywhere public all day long, usually asking for a cigarette, spare change or pocket lint. Usually unemployed and unemployable, using nothing but slang, and usually impossible to get rid of, until threatened with violence.
Person 1 : Yeah, so anyway, me and this chick...
Magpie : 'Ey man, u gutta spare smoke i can borrow??
Person 1 : No, go away
Magpie : Please man, i havent had one all day...please....
Person 1 : I saw you smoking 10 minutes ago, **** off
Person 2 : GO AWAY you ****g mapie
Magpie : Pleeaase man, i'll pay you back
etc
Magpie : 'Ey man, u gutta spare smoke i can borrow??
Person 1 : No, go away
Magpie : Please man, i havent had one all day...please....
Person 1 : I saw you smoking 10 minutes ago, **** off
Person 2 : GO AWAY you ****g mapie
Magpie : Pleeaase man, i'll pay you back
etc
Apr 30, 2016 -- 10:47PM, GRANTCKING wrote:
I thought he was calling u a newcastle fan
this isnt going to finish until 11.30. ding junhui will be much the fresher for the start of the final.
stuart bingham last year marco fu and alan mcmanus this year. next year it will be jimmy white or nigel bond in the final.
Selby cracked. he "ended the stalemate".. also known as giving Marco a chance to snooker him
the 2017 betfred bucket pocket champion ...
nigel bondddddddddddddd
nigel bondddddddddddddd
Apr 30, 2016 -- 10:53PM, YOMOMMA wrote:
stuart bingham last year marco fu and alan mcmanus this year. next year it will be jimmy white or nigel bond in the final.
year after will be Bob Weenit
what would happen if the match carried on until midnight and one of the players or the referee fell asleep?
They say China has a poulation problem just give them this the population will decrease quick enough
Apr 30, 2016 -- 11:00PM, bobweenit wrote:
what odds were the Jags?
1/66 on B365
yeah crowd mugs you're stuck. you can't leave between frames!
they need to make snooker more interesting. if your opponent plays a foul shot u should be allowed to punch him instead of receiving 4 penalty points.
Apr 30, 2016 -- 11:02PM, wisewords wrote:
would you want to top yourself if you were watching t his without a bet?
John virgo.... mid afternoon
Commentator John Virgo has apologised after he was heard swearing on air during a semi-final at the Betfred World Championship.
The 70-year-old thought he was holding an off-microphone conversation but could be heard muttering during the match between Mark Selby and Marco Fu.
He said during BBC One's live mid-afternoon broadcast: "I wanted to watch a bit of racing this afternoon. I'll be lucky to watch some f****** Match of the Day."
His comments came while Selby and Fu were contesting the longest frame in Crucible history, which ran to one hour and 16 minutes.
IMG Media produces the BBC's Crucible coverage, and its managing director for global production, Graham Fry, said Virgo would continue to work at the tournament but had been spoken to about the incident.
Fry said: "It was off-mic, the mics weren't switched on and it somehow got picked up.
"It was a mistake and I've spoken to him about it. He's embarrassed and apologetic."
Commentator John Virgo has apologised after he was heard swearing on air during a semi-final at the Betfred World Championship.
The 70-year-old thought he was holding an off-microphone conversation but could be heard muttering during the match between Mark Selby and Marco Fu.
He said during BBC One's live mid-afternoon broadcast: "I wanted to watch a bit of racing this afternoon. I'll be lucky to watch some f****** Match of the Day."
His comments came while Selby and Fu were contesting the longest frame in Crucible history, which ran to one hour and 16 minutes.
IMG Media produces the BBC's Crucible coverage, and its managing director for global production, Graham Fry, said Virgo would continue to work at the tournament but had been spoken to about the incident.
Fry said: "It was off-mic, the mics weren't switched on and it somehow got picked up.
"It was a mistake and I've spoken to him about it. He's embarrassed and apologetic."
Apr 30, 2016 -- 11:07PM, bobweenit wrote:
wiilie turned them all into degens
Mark Selby1.43 £200.29 £86.12
Ref: 67698829885Matched: 23:10 30-Apr-16
Mark Selby1.48 £32.71 £15.70
Ref: 67698829885Matched: 23:10 30-Apr-16
Mark Selby1.48 £32.71 £15.70
so it's going to be the unfunny jester from lester against this young 30 year old chinese player/sensation in the final.
this is his only chance to beat ding
do his head in
do his head in
Desserved end for cheating earlier. made a big difference. Otherwise im sure he would have kept that positive energy to take this.
this must hurt way more than losing it because the other guy cleared up
hope the grey haired ladies on front row, haven't missed there bus home
Anyone else think The Jester will be too cream-crackered for another 2 day grind?
Ding wont cope mentally with Mark, he will mash his little chinese brain to pieces...
yeah,either that or ding will muller him
see the H2H is 10-10
see the H2H is 10-10
Let's all hope that Rob Walker celebrates the first Chinese finalist with an intro spoken in a rubbish Chinese accent. Lots of Rs and Ls spoken the wrong way round and so on.
key for selby will be at least to stay in touch on day 1. he's gotta be drained after today's marathon efforts
when he won it he trailed ronnie 10-7 overnight and it could a lot worse than that
if he can keep it reasonably close you'd have fancy him as it gets towards the finish line
when he won it he trailed ronnie 10-7 overnight and it could a lot worse than that
if he can keep it reasonably close you'd have fancy him as it gets towards the finish line
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