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Report YOMOMMA April 30, 2016 10:46 PM BST
magpies are birds from the crow family.
Report tomtimtum April 30, 2016 10:46 PM BST
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Magpie

Someone who hangs at the train station or bus stop or anywhere public all day long, usually asking for a cigarette, spare change or pocket lint. Usually unemployed and unemployable, using nothing but slang, and usually impossible to get rid of, until threatened with violence.
Report GRANTCKING April 30, 2016 10:47 PM BST
LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report tomtimtum April 30, 2016 10:47 PM BST
Person 1 : Yeah, so anyway, me and this chick...
Magpie : 'Ey man, u gutta spare smoke i can borrow??
Person 1 : No, go away
Magpie : Please man, i havent had one all day...please....
Person 1 : I saw you smoking 10 minutes ago, **** off
Person 2 : GO AWAY you ****g mapie
Magpie : Pleeaase man, i'll pay you back
etc
Report bobweenit April 30, 2016 10:47 PM BST
NEVER BEEN CALLED A MAGPIE BEFORELaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report tomtimtum April 30, 2016 10:47 PM BST
BOB ITS YOU LaughLaugh
Report GRANTCKING April 30, 2016 10:47 PM BST
I thought he was calling u a newcastle fan
Report bobweenit April 30, 2016 10:48 PM BST
Tom your humour is on the level with biffo hilariousCry
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 10:49 PM BST

Apr 30, 2016 -- 4:47PM, GRANTCKING wrote:


I thought he was calling u a newcastle fan


LaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh

Report bobweenit April 30, 2016 10:49 PM BST
Both the products of inbreeding and Berlingo driversCry
Report YOMOMMA April 30, 2016 10:49 PM BST
this isnt going to finish until 11.30. ding junhui will be much the fresher for the start of the final.
Report YOMOMMA April 30, 2016 10:50 PM BST
this young chinese player has an advantage.
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 10:50 PM BST
Cool
Report peckerdunne April 30, 2016 10:50 PM BST
God that feels better
Report peckerdunne April 30, 2016 10:51 PM BST
RERACK
Report YOMOMMA April 30, 2016 10:53 PM BST
stuart bingham last year marco fu and alan mcmanus this year. next year it will be jimmy white or nigel bond in the final.
Report tomtimtum April 30, 2016 10:53 PM BST
FUUUUUUUUUUUU
Report bobweenit April 30, 2016 10:53 PM BST
ck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 10:53 PM BST
Selby cracked. he "ended the stalemate".. also known as giving Marco a chance to snooker him
Report YOMOMMA April 30, 2016 10:54 PM BST
the 2017 betfred bucket pocket champion ...

nigel bondddddddddddddd
Report tomtimtum April 30, 2016 10:54 PM BST

Apr 30, 2016 -- 4:53PM, YOMOMMA wrote:


stuart bingham last year marco fu and alan mcmanus this year. next year it will be jimmy white or nigel bond in the final.


year after will be Bob Weenit

Report johnnythebull April 30, 2016 10:55 PM BST
sayonara selby
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 10:55 PM BST
"skidding" LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Report GRANTCKING April 30, 2016 10:55 PM BST
this rugby is insan
Report peckerdunne April 30, 2016 10:55 PM BST
ONLY 55 MINUTES TILL TOMORROW Laugh
Report GRANTCKING April 30, 2016 10:56 PM BST
jaguares goat entertainment team
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 10:57 PM BST
Dennis loves to invent an excuse
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 10:57 PM BST
yeah CUSHIONS SKIDDING
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 10:57 PM BST
Fu only needs red, colour, red.
Report YOMOMMA April 30, 2016 10:58 PM BST
what would happen if the match carried on until midnight and one of the players or the referee fell asleep?
Report GRANTCKING April 30, 2016 10:59 PM BST
lmao bob ur missing a points fest
Report GRANTCKING April 30, 2016 10:59 PM BST
28-3 after 18mins
Report bobweenit April 30, 2016 10:59 PM BST
what scor
Report GRANTCKING April 30, 2016 10:59 PM BST
jaguares v kings
Report GRANTCKING April 30, 2016 10:59 PM BST
sky sports 5
Report bobweenit April 30, 2016 11:00 PM BST
what odds were the Jags?
Report peckerdunne April 30, 2016 11:01 PM BST
tHAT FCUKING RUGBY WILL BE OVER BEFORE THIS FFS Grin
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:02 PM BST
people falling asleep in the crowd
Report bobweenit April 30, 2016 11:02 PM BST
They say China has a poulation problem just give them this the population will decrease quick enough
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:02 PM BST
Crazy
Report GRANTCKING April 30, 2016 11:03 PM BST

Apr 30, 2016 -- 5:00PM, bobweenit wrote:


what odds were the Jags?


1/66 on B365

Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:03 PM BST
yeah crowd mugs you're stuck. you can't leave between frames!
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:03 PM BST
so many of the crowd are checking their watches
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:03 PM BST
and yawning
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:03 PM BST
SKID
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:03 PM BST
Dennis loves a skid
Report YOMOMMA April 30, 2016 11:03 PM BST
they need to make snooker more interesting. if your opponent plays a foul shot u should be allowed to punch him instead of receiving 4 penalty points.
Report bobweenit April 30, 2016 11:04 PM BST

Apr 30, 2016 -- 5:02PM, wisewords wrote:


would you want to top yourself if you were watching t his without a bet?

Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:05 PM BST
CrazyCrazyCrazyCrazyCrazyCrazy
Report YOMOMMA April 30, 2016 11:05 PM BST
selby nearly won.
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:05 PM BST
Selby about to crack
Report peckerdunne April 30, 2016 11:05 PM BST
WTF
Report tictacman1 April 30, 2016 11:06 PM BST
John virgo.... mid afternoon

Commentator John Virgo has apologised after he was heard swearing on air during a semi-final at the Betfred World Championship.

The 70-year-old thought he was holding an off-microphone conversation but could be heard muttering during the match between Mark Selby and Marco Fu.

He said during BBC One's live mid-afternoon broadcast: "I wanted to watch a bit of racing this afternoon. I'll be lucky to watch some f****** Match of the Day."

His comments came while Selby and Fu were contesting the longest frame in Crucible history, which ran to one hour and 16 minutes.


IMG Media produces the BBC's Crucible coverage, and its managing director for global production, Graham Fry, said Virgo would continue to work at the tournament but had been spoken to about the incident.

Fry said: "It was off-mic, the mics weren't switched on and it somehow got picked up.

"It was a mistake and I've spoken to him about it. He's embarrassed and apologetic."
Report peckerdunne April 30, 2016 11:06 PM BST
LaughLaugh
Report YOMOMMA April 30, 2016 11:07 PM BST
bbc is a retirement home for ex snooker players.
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:07 PM BST
needs to pot everything up until the blue
Report bobweenit April 30, 2016 11:07 PM BST
wiilie turned them all into degensLaughLaugh
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:08 PM BST

Apr 30, 2016 -- 5:07PM, bobweenit wrote:


wiilie turned them all into degens


Crazy

Report bobweenit April 30, 2016 11:08 PM BST
brooky must have napped him one upLaughLaughLaugh
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:08 PM BST
LaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:08 PM BST
still needs green, brown & blue
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:09 PM BST
power the green into the bucket pocket Mark
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:09 PM BST
didn't work did it Mark?
Report YOMOMMA April 30, 2016 11:10 PM BST
mark selby is a genius. wot a safety.
Report YOMOMMA April 30, 2016 11:11 PM BST
won him the match.
Report bobweenit April 30, 2016 11:11 PM BST
Mark Selby1.43 £200.29  £86.12
Ref: 67698829885Matched: 23:10 30-Apr-16
Mark Selby1.48 £32.71  £15.70Scared
Report tictacman1 April 30, 2016 11:11 PM BST
painful end for  hong kong fu backers
Report johnnythebull April 30, 2016 11:12 PM BST
GOAT safety at this juncture
Report bobweenit April 30, 2016 11:12 PM BST
good odds considering the table I thought
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:12 PM BST
this is a humilation
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:12 PM BST
humiliation*
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:13 PM BST
making him lose by penalty points
Report YOMOMMA April 30, 2016 11:13 PM BST
so it's going to be the unfunny jester from lester against this young 30 year old chinese player/sensation in the final.
Report johnnythebull April 30, 2016 11:13 PM BST
this is his only chance to beat ding
do his head in
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:13 PM BST
humiliation.
Report GRANTCKING April 30, 2016 11:13 PM BST
£££££££££££££££££££££
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:14 PM BST
YOU CAN'T HIT THE BALL MARCO THEREFORE YOU LOSE
Report GRANTCKING April 30, 2016 11:14 PM BST
PlainPlainPlain
Report thepunter April 30, 2016 11:14 PM BST
Desserved end for cheating earlier. made a big difference. Otherwise im sure he would have kept that positive energy to take this.
Report tictacman1 April 30, 2016 11:15 PM BST
death by stranglulation
Report GRANTCKING April 30, 2016 11:15 PM BST
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:15 PM BST
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:15 PM BST
THE KARMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Report GRANTCKING April 30, 2016 11:15 PM BST
GAME, SET AND THE MATCH!
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:15 PM BST
I laughed  out loud at him
Report alun2005 April 30, 2016 11:15 PM BST
Great grinding by The Jester
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:16 PM BST
this must hurt way more than losing it because the other guy cleared up
Report bobweenit April 30, 2016 11:16 PM BST
Looks like selby cracked wiseWink
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:16 PM BST
he won't tap out
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:16 PM BST
give it up Fu you're not Terry Griffiths
Report tictacman1 April 30, 2016 11:17 PM BST
hope the grey haired ladies on front row, haven't missed there bus home
Report alun2005 April 30, 2016 11:18 PM BST
Anyone else think The Jester will be too cream-crackered for another 2 day grind?
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:18 PM BST
nah
Report johnnythebull April 30, 2016 11:18 PM BST
he'll be amped up
to beat down on ding
Report peckerdunne April 30, 2016 11:20 PM BST
Ding wont cope mentally with Mark, he will mash his little chinese brain to pieces...Grin
Report johnnythebull April 30, 2016 11:21 PM BST
yeah,either that or ding will muller him
see the H2H is 10-10
Report alun2005 April 30, 2016 11:23 PM BST
Let's all hope that Rob Walker celebrates the first Chinese finalist with an intro spoken in a rubbish Chinese accent. Lots of Rs and Ls spoken the wrong way round and so on.
Report wisewords April 30, 2016 11:24 PM BST
seaking where next?
Report johnnythebull April 30, 2016 11:24 PM BST
need benny hillGrin
Report mafeking May 1, 2016 12:25 AM BST
key for selby will be at least to stay in touch on day 1. he's gotta be drained after today's marathon efforts

when he won it he trailed ronnie 10-7 overnight and it could a lot worse than that

if he can keep it reasonably close you'd have fancy him as it gets towards the finish line
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