The end of the good old British pub is nigh

JEREMY Clarkson has revealed he's already losing an eye-watering amount of money at his newly-opened pub.

Before opening the doors to his £1m Cotswold taproom, The Farmer’s Dog, the TV star announced that it would only use British ingredients

Jeremy, 64, vowed to follow through on his promise, even if it meant banning ketchup which is produced in factories in Poland and Spain.

He also banned Coca-Cola from the pub and instead added his partner Lisa Hogan’s own brand of Cotswolds apple juice to his menu as a non-alcoholic alternative to his famous Hawkstone cider.

However, The Grand Tour star has now revealed that he “failed” to completely follow through on this promise.

He wrote in The Times: "I do ask, if you drop by, to remember this. Your lunch, if it arrives at all, is costing us a lot more than it's costing you - so please be kind.

The decline of the good old British Pubs started ever since the indoor smoking ban from 2006 onwards as well as the rising alcohol prices.

Supermarkets selling cheap cans of beer was the game changer , the offeys went first , might get the odd wetherspoons still about in a few years but I dont hold out much hope

Just like the English countryside the English pub is deemed by some to be racist so both have to go .
Close the pubs and tarmac over the countryside . That should solve the nation's problems

British pubs were dying decades ago but smoking ban probably saw them off, and then plenty more became those ghastly gastro-pubs.

ya love banning
Here's some ideas for the future
Uk-High street banking giant reveals 55 more branches to shut for good - obv.
limit the purchase of takeaway alcohol to one transaction a day- easily done
Apply limit to the amount of spirits \wine \ ECT that can be sold in one transaction – easy E
rinse & Repeat with take aways - junk foods - ect.
Cigarettes & Alcohol

Your welcome
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Endless opportunity \
Tobacco \ alcohol \ Meat \ flights \ transport \ fat tax \ vaccines - easy
Ya can even  personalised it ]
youtube.com/watch?v=OEXJmNj6SPk

You could individualise lots - & they will -
And punish bad behaviour - higher risk = $$$$$ for everything & totally ban repeat problems
Even entertainment like gambling , different odds-ect
FAv-Ac\dc 
magic number
Cry me a river

Forget restricting stakes - restrict odds
Could be used for migrant issue also
All we need is all your data
Dream On Shiny
Wait & c

the pubs are shutting down
the churches are getting burnt down
Britishness is doomed

Take me to church


In the future, the ideal time to eat a burger won’t be when you’re hungry
It’ll be the oddest, most awkward hours — late mornings or afternoons, the middle of the night on a Tuesday — the slices of time when prices will be lowest.
not unlike your Uber ride, fast food prices will go up or down depending on demand.

At least, this is the world people imagined when fast food chain Wendy’s revealed it would be tinkering with “dynamic pricing,”
a broad term that describes any strategy where prices fluctuate based on supply and demand —

The uproar was swift- Taylor - shake it off
Gold digger

the shape of you
Obese
UK to ban junk food ads
Moro
Oh-whoa-oh-oh
Ain't nobody
youtube.com/watch?v=atfJPFcdaio

Sep 13, 2024 -- 4:40AM, shiny new shoes please wrote:

the shape of youObese UK to ban junk food adsMoro Oh-whoa-oh-ohAin't nobodyyoutube.com/watch?v=atfJPFcdaio

The UK keeps on nanny stating away!

Seriously the people who voted Labour are stupid ignorant sheep.

They voted Labour because they hated the Tories , Result Woke  Tories running the country ,well done

No point in moaning now.The majority of English voters went for a GDP decrease of 2-3% currently rising to 5-6% by 2035, you did this to yourselves in 2016 and have about 42 years to go.

Sixth

Sir Tim arise!