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Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 5, 2024 6:06 PM BST
Cold war Steve on fire

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 6, 2024 4:22 PM BST
As Rishi Sunak talks of Ukraine on D-day  @PeterKGeoghegan reveals Tories
accepted ANOTHER  £27,000 from a Russian owned company this year.

Aquind's total Tory donations are £500,000+

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 6, 2024 6:12 PM BST

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 6, 2024 9:46 PM BST
Scottish Tory candidate dropped for leader disputes his party's explanation
This morning we reported news that the Scottish Tory leader Douglas Ross would stand in a seat where the party's expected candidate is recovering from surgery.

Mr Ross had announced he was standing down as a Westminster MP to concentrate on his job as an MSP (Member of the Scottish Parliament) ahead of the 2026 Holyrood election campaign.

But with 24 hours left for nominations to be confirmed, he announced he will be standing in the new Aberdeenshire North and Moray East constituency.

The expected candidate, David Duguid, has just released a statement disputing claims from his own party that he was "unable to stand" due to his recovery

I am very saddened'

"This is simply incorrect," he said.

"Having been adopted by local members, I was very much looking forward to campaigning - albeit in a different format from normal.

"It was not my decision not to stand."

He said the Scottish Conservatives made the decision without visiting him and without any "professional medical prognosis".

"Needless to say I am very saddened by the way this whole episode has unfolded, and it would be wrong of me to pretend otherwise," he added.

Our chief political correspondent Jon Craig has described the ordeal as "highly unusual" and said it "looks like a shabby stitch-up".
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 6, 2024 11:32 PM BST
Sunak leaves d day commemoration to record interview
with itvs Paul brand? so desperate to dispel the claim
that he lied in debate he just lies to Brand.

Tories not happy about him deserting the commemoration

Report irishone June 7, 2024 7:30 AM BST
snubs commemoration ?

that wont go down well with george and betty
Report SirNorbertClarke June 7, 2024 10:14 AM BST
"Hands up if you've ever lied to millions of people then been found out"
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 7, 2024 10:29 AM BST
Hands up if you've let down the
bravest group of men that ever lived
at just about the last commemoration
of their greatest day...
Report SirNorbertClarke June 7, 2024 10:57 AM BST
Rishi will always out himself first.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 7, 2024 12:38 PM BST

Report Ronaldmcdonald June 7, 2024 1:00 PM BST
Isn't it true that all politicians lie? That's what most realistic people expect. I am not sure where this idea of the labour party being the party of truth comes from. They said there WMDs in Iraq after all. Thankfully labour isn't in power that often, but it should go without saying the party in power has more things they need to lie about.
Report Whisperingdeath June 7, 2024 2:04 PM BST
Funny Corbyn and Abbott didn’t but the lie about WMD and voted against the Iraq War.

Both got kicked out by Labour Friends of Israel
Report Whisperingdeath June 7, 2024 2:07 PM BST
We have a plan

Give Rwandan politicians £600 million

Call a General Election in the pouring rain while things can only get better BLAIRS out in the background

Leaves 80th D-Day commemoration early

Not a great plan!
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 7, 2024 2:48 PM BST
Are we missing something here?


If looks could kill!
Report Whisperingdeath June 7, 2024 3:54 PM BST
Mr Grimsdale…..Heeeeeelllllllllllllpppppppp!
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 7, 2024 5:09 PM BST
Oh my word, French government were told Sunak would
not attend, and a compromise occurred

Report jollyswagman June 7, 2024 5:31 PM BST
plenty of forces personnel in his constituency, hopefully the labour candidate will withdraw and give binface a clear run at the tool Grin
Report lfc1971 June 7, 2024 5:51 PM BST
Shame ,I feel sorry for Sunak
He’s taking this GE too seriously
He’s going to lose and leave his job
And should have known that’s not
a bad thing necessarily ,, should have
called the GE for next year ,, gone to

Normandy and the beautiful D day
days of remembrance and thanksgiving
And enjoyed every moment in the sun
rain , sleet , snow , and every beautiful moving
word spoken by the citizens of
Arromanches to the D-Day veterans.

Rishi you should be demob happy ,, don’t let
the bastards grind you down ..
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 7, 2024 7:17 PM BST
How much is child allowance?'
'That I'm afraid I don't know.'
'Sorry, is your title not Minister for Children?'

Minister for Children, David Johnston, admits he's not sure how much the child allowance is.

@NickFerrariLBC is astonished.
Report jollyswagman June 7, 2024 7:35 PM BST
i was listening, that was a real car crash, he has learnt from sunak Sad
Report jollyswagman June 7, 2024 8:17 PM BST

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 7, 2024 8:39 PM BST
Foreign Secretary Lord Cameron exchanged messages and held a video call with someone purporting to be former Ukrainian president, Petro Poroshenko, but the interactions were later determined to be a hoax.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 7, 2024 8:42 PM BST

Report lfc1971 June 7, 2024 9:30 PM BST
You’ve never been to the Titanic shipyard have you yhtl
And neither has starmer or most of labour
Or worked there after leaving school

I suggest you pipe down , thankyou
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 7, 2024 11:33 PM BST

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 8, 2024 1:28 PM BST

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 8, 2024 4:36 PM BST
Rishi Sunak has cancelled all media interviews today
Report xmoneyx June 8, 2024 4:40 PM BST
political cartoons are brutal for rishi today
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 8, 2024 7:37 PM BST


Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 8, 2024 11:01 PM BST
Conservative candidate for Surrey Heath Ed McGuinness claims to have a home in the constituency, posting pictures of him holding the keys to an Airbnb.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 9, 2024 3:03 PM BST

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 9, 2024 7:54 PM BST
EXCL: Newly published accounts reveal Infosys - the firm founded by Rishi Sunak's father in law and the source of the PM and his wife's wealth - is still in a dispute with HMRC for unpaid corporation tax.

Infosys has appealed a bill for roughly £20m

Great timing
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 9, 2024 8:50 PM BST

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 10, 2024 8:28 AM BST
Suella Braverman urging the Tories to embrace Nigel Farage,
Andrea Jenkyns is campaigning for Laurence Fox = Reclaim Party

Nobody is surprised, many are just glad that the masks are off.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 10, 2024 4:01 PM BST
Labour MP candidate, former Para Reg soldier @BayoAlaba taking days away from the campaign trail to jump onto DZ ‘k’ as part of D Day 80 commemorations.

Gets criticised by the Conservatives for being “in France” instead of in his constituency.

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 10, 2024 8:47 PM BST
Rishi Sunak tells the BBC it's now harder for people to
have their own home under a Conservative government
In an interview with Nick Robinson,

Amazing stuff...
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 10, 2024 9:44 PM BST

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 10, 2024 11:07 PM BST

Report Escapee June 11, 2024 12:44 AM BST
Some great tweets there YHLT, many thanks

This one sums up Rishi to a T


10 Jun 24 21:44

Report Escapee June 11, 2024 12:46 AM BST
And this one says it all about how fecked up First past the post is.

Professor Colin Talbot

Boris Johnson’s “landslide”?

2017 Theresa May

2019 Boris Johnson

Johnson added just 1.2% or 329,767 extra votes

It was WHERE he gained votes + FPTP that gave him an 80 seat “landslide”.

He wasn’t massively more popular. That’s a myth.

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 11, 2024 11:57 AM BST
Manifesto launch driven by a guy telling
people tees Valley is getting all the goodies.

Very narrow attack lines...
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 12, 2024 7:52 PM BST
Rishi Sunak’s close aide MP Craig Williams (Montgomeryshire) placed £100 bet on Sunday May 19th with Ladbrokes about date of General Election
3 days BEFORE Sunak made surprise announcement

Gambling Commission reported to have launched an investigation
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 12, 2024 9:12 PM BST

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 12, 2024 9:43 PM BST

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 12, 2024 11:21 PM BST

Report saddo June 13, 2024 11:03 AM BST
----you-have-to-laugh--- 12 Jun 24 19:52 
Rishi Sunak’s close aide MP Craig Williams (Montgomeryshire) placed £100 bet on Sunday May 19th with Ladbrokes about date of General Election
3 days BEFORE Sunak made surprise announcement

Gambling Commission reported to have launched an investigation.


He's got a well paid job and is standing for parliament, and risked the lot to win a monkey. Perfect example of what's wrong and shows how big the clear out needs to be.
Report saddo June 13, 2024 11:05 AM BST
* The man is clearly incredibly stupid as well as greedy, and is an aide to our PM?
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 13, 2024 12:00 PM BST
It'll be tip of iceberg, the price collapsed, certainly more than 100.

Unless Labdrokes collapsed price on here, of course.

Bookies don't ban folk like him, far too well connected.

But squeal for £500...really.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 13, 2024 12:19 PM BST

Report saddo June 13, 2024 2:41 PM BST
I'd never seen him til he was competing for leadership, and I said to someone on here
that snake oil smile comes way too easily, not to be trusted.
Report saddo June 13, 2024 2:43 PM BST
* I  was probably warning lfc against falling for yet another hopeless case. Grin
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 13, 2024 3:30 PM BST
Keir Starmer, asked why his manifesto doesn't include any surprises, said: "It's not about rabbits out of a hat, not about pantomime. I’m running as the candidate to be prime minister, not to run the circus."
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 13, 2024 3:56 PM BST

Report lfc1971 June 13, 2024 4:29 PM BST
saddo am I disappointed in Boris , Sunak? , ,, no
They have tried to do difficult things , great things
Which others never will ,  don’t forget Heroes often fail ..
Report saddo June 13, 2024 5:29 PM BST
As do unqualified untrustworthy incompetents.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 13, 2024 10:48 PM BST

Report Facts June 14, 2024 10:22 AM BST
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 14, 2024 10:41 AM BST

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 16, 2024 11:45 AM BST

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 17, 2024 8:46 PM BST


Not missing out again.
Report irishone June 18, 2024 7:28 AM BST
don’t forget Heroes often fail

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 18, 2024 4:21 PM BST

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 18, 2024 4:49 PM BST

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 18, 2024 6:36 PM BST
It’s been reported that thousands of letters from Boris Johnson will be mailed out this week in an attempt to stop Reform. Either that or he’s just sending back replies to all his Father’s Day cards

Report irishone June 18, 2024 7:20 PM BST
Tens of thousands of letters signed by the disgraced ex-Prime Minister Boris Johnson are due to be delivered to voters this week as the party scrambles to revive its campaign
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 19, 2024 9:32 AM BST
“Boris Johnson set to go on holiday rather than campaign for Tories”

Why? Because the Conservative Party finally realise that he is a zero- or negative-value brand in the seats they are trying to save… and he would just create a useless media circus.

Holidays, lol

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 20, 2024 9:21 AM BST
On day the tory gambling crisis deepens with a plod
arrested and 2nd tory candidate revealed to be punting
on July election

Tories launch gambling related attack on facebook


Really can't make up this stuff...
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 20, 2024 12:32 PM BST


Wow, Laugh
Report irishone June 21, 2024 7:16 AM BST
Rishi Sunak has vowed to "boot out" anyone from the Tory party found guilty of wrongdoing following a number of allegations over bets placed on the election date.
Report irishone June 21, 2024 7:16 AM BST
Is that in the manifesto ?
Report Facts June 21, 2024 10:03 AM BST
you have to laugh

Very good ]Laugh
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 22, 2024 11:21 PM BST
The Tories are reportedly pouring extra resources into Rishi Sunak's Richmond and Northallerton seat amid fears his 27,000 majority is not safe after his D-Day gaffe
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 23, 2024 6:24 PM BST

Report irishone June 23, 2024 7:29 PM BST
terrible state of affairs over there
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 23, 2024 8:19 PM BST

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 23, 2024 11:57 PM BST

Report Escapee June 24, 2024 2:24 PM BST

Tories fighting to get a bet on at Hills

Who & What the F is happening in that video?

Great find YHTL

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 24, 2024 2:32 PM BST
The Conservatives claimed yesterday that a mysterious website design service handed £100,000 in taxpayer cash by its MPs is "independent" from the party

However, I've now obtained records showing its company address is a property owned by a Tory staffer


Report Escapee June 24, 2024 2:48 PM BST
^^ in laymans terms Tories are illegally using (stealing) tax payers money for campaign funds
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 24, 2024 6:00 PM BST
Conservative party politics is broken.
The latest betting scandal engulfing the party has starkly reminded the public of “Partygate” and has once again bought to the fore questions about trust.
This once great party of law and order is increasingly seen as at best indifferent to law breaking, at worst complicit in it.
The inevitable general election defeat may please many, but it worries me for what comes after.

Sayeeda Warsi on twitter.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 24, 2024 11:27 PM BST

Laura Trott CLEARED of any involvement in #ToryBettingGate, as witnesses confirm that when she was asked if she wanted to place a bet at five to one, she said "I can't, it's ten past three."
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 25, 2024 9:02 AM BST

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 25, 2024 9:21 AM BST
"James Cracknell, who is standing to be a Conservative MP, has called the Tories a 'shower of shit' in a video he posted on Facebook."
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 25, 2024 1:13 PM BST

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 25, 2024 2:23 PM BST

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 25, 2024 2:25 PM BST

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 25, 2024 3:30 PM BST
Tomorrow I'm officially announcing the Tory campaign
to take the UK out of the Gambling Commission

Sunak, via Twitter, parody, lol.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 28, 2024 6:28 PM BST
Latest tory broadcast likes Labour to Barcelona
And tories to a Sunday league team.

Ha ha ha know your place tories
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 28, 2024 6:28 PM BST
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- June 29, 2024 6:12 PM BST
Mail using Miriam Cates as their political pin-up girl.

Cates is currently under investigation for bringing "significant damage” to the reputation of parliament and nobody knows why … yet!
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- July 1, 2024 11:06 AM BST
Kemi Badenoch and Suella Braverman have registered
Tory leadership campaign websites was last updated on June 27 was last updated on June 10

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- July 2, 2024 3:15 PM BST
Let's distribute these bribes to press
in the middle of the road...

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- July 2, 2024 11:23 PM BST
He did not lavish praise on Rishi Sunak, and he did not shake his hand after his appearance'

@SamCoatesSky has the latest from a Conservative campaign rally in central London, where Boris Johnson made an appearance (dressed as worzel gummidge)
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- July 3, 2024 1:18 PM BST
Sunak appears to be such a turn off the tour
is being stepped down...


All kicking off in Plymouth Moor View. Johnny Mercer's wife appears to call the police on veterans protesting against him.

(The don't appear to be campaigning for anyone in particular...just against him)

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- July 3, 2024 2:31 PM BST
Suella Braverman says today that the prime minister’s attacks on racist views expressed by Reform candidates has less force because the party he leads - and she aspires to lead - kept Frank Hester’s millions.

Quite extraordinary attack on the eve of polling day, in the Telegraph.  She says “whatever the ‘smartest men in the room’ may privately think, the public are not in fact mugs”.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- July 4, 2024 12:46 PM BST


Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- July 6, 2024 11:38 AM BST
As the tour winds down

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- July 8, 2024 1:43 PM BST
Search for a saviour ..

Report Whisperingdeath July 8, 2024 6:53 PM BST
Sunak finally showed some dignity and leadership…… buf only after he had been kicked out, sadly.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- July 8, 2024 10:19 PM BST

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