Most prisoners have not escaped

"We are on track"

Number of escapes reduced today.

100% improvement

He's been loose well over a day and "no sightings" of him, surveillance cough cough ? All those cameras?

Now the media are linking staff sickness to his escape... Yeah... Bye!!

Now there's experts telling the public how they will find him

He strapped himself under a van and no one is questioning how he didn't hit the concrete at various points in the journey? The ground doesn't stay flat...

drops out anywhere along that route from wandsworth to east putney
and fits straight into the demographic of that area
no wonder no ones come forward

Right just seen the lorry ffs, they call it a van but it's a truck

Public are safe... Yet we just need to close motorways and bring in more security at airports and other public transport, and have hundreds of investigators searching for him

Perfectly safe, right? Right *thumbs up*

No wonder they drop stories quickly ffs

Hes now not a criminal “mastermind” and was just a “food preparer”, but hes pulled of a houdini vanishing act despite there being 1000s of survellilance cameras around, and hes got the whole of mi6 out looking for him, theyve closed motorways, more security at airports but hes a thick kitchen porter… you couldnt make this sh!t up

Time to find another pile of sh!t from that bucket, mr media

All off about an Escaped Terrorist , Mean while hundreds of Unknown types march up our Beached daily , At least we know who this guy is ..

he might of got the boat back to france.always plenty spare seats on them i hear.

If he escaped he'd be long gone

His mates will look after him they'll be loving him for it

if sont? its only us mugs with passports that cant get in or out.

He strapped himself under a van and no one is questioning how he didn't hit the concrete at various points in the journey? The ground doesn't stay flat..

Sont, rest assured, is thing he ain't hitting is concrete

The whole thing stinks ! It's a million he was under the van more likely escorted off the premises !

All off about an Escaped Terrorist , Mean while hundreds of Unknown types march up our Beached daily , At least we know who this guy is ..

"we know" as in the low level civil servants 'know about'

many of these rubber dinjy types will turn out to be 'known' to security services in years to some having been monitored, surveilled but not removed from blighty.

Embedded as a spy, working for UK, faked escape.

Seen the film,

Don't blow his cover lads...

They try it on with fear all the time, only to veer away from actually causing it

Why is an helicopter flying around the route the truck took?

Hes not there now lads

theres at least two colleges and a secondary "academy" full of students on that route
wearing crazy clothes every day
carrying weapons like knives and sharpened combs
one third black one third asian one third white
protected by lefty staff and managers
who don't let the police in the buildings if they can help it

"Sont, rest assured, is thing he ain't hitting is concrete"

wouldnt matter ....likely to crumble anyway ennit ?

who wouldnt have thought the first thing he did after a busy days escaping he would head to the local park to chill in the evening sun?

he probably left in an uber if truth was known.

WTF , we employed him in the Army for four years , he planted ' hoax ' explosive devices and now he is the most wanted man in the country , transport is suffering major delays ....it would make more sense to let him go .

As stated Hundreds of Unknown types arriving Daily , No one gives a Flying

a small but ever growing army is growing daily and the dead cats are getting scarce

hes Accused  of spying for iran  ffs , youd have thought with the police and media  he was , , sutcliffe, west, nielsen rolled into one , seriously if i was him id get to dover mingle with the immigrants and  much worse dangerous criminals than him, and hed bee in a 4 star hotel by the evening

They got him.

Chiswick W London.

Turns out his great army training
to evade capture was talked up beyond
it's actual merit.

From twitter

We'll all look back and laugh about this one day “remember when the British govt trained up a terrorist in the army and then he escaped from prison but was then arrested just by the prison after a very expensive man hunt at all airports and ports all over U.K.”





I've hidden from angry ex-girlfriends for longer than that. Lad has had a shocker

... And their dads for even longer.





Maybe the terrorist couldn't resist those
nice gelatos in Chiswick saying as it's such a
nice day.

is it safe? can we go out yet?

Walofs  who actually cares  about this Geezer  Being on the Run ? BBC now in full Reporting Mode  after his capture ,Is he a Homosexual he looks gay to me  ,Might explain the BBC obsession

Has to be completely Raving looking at him

He wanted to be found
criminals are breaking into prisons to sell drugs
And prisoners pass up the chance to escape because
they prefer it in prison were drugs are cheaper and life easier
satellite tv , free telephone , and breakfast in bed

People break into prison , putting ladders over the walls
Ato bring in drugs and prostitutes and none of them try to climb the ladders to escape

He attended Teddington School, a local mixed comprehensive with good results, and left after his GCSEs in 2018.

Mr Khalife was also remembered as a talented runner - a natural gift that may have been in use during his prison break-out.

Yes he managed to run 4 miles  , WALOFS   who Cares Bang Him up and keep him banged up this time

4 miles in 4 days, at least one of them
under a van.

probably was popping back in to see his mates

If this soldier was some Iranian spy how come he didn't have an emergency bag with cash and few spare passports hidden away somewhere in case of an emergency?

How come he didn't ring the Iranian embassy for help?

How come he didn't have a number to ring for help?


Strikes me he's a bit of a nobody.

criminals are breaking into prisons to sell drugs

More horsesh!t from the horsesh!t man

Lfc breaks into Eastbourne Jail to do his
rounds, not realising its an old folks home
and he's got a key. Bless.

Silly little individual noblet .. blocked ages ago
I don’t engage with rude people

Prison boss Glynn Travis assistant secretary of the prison officers association says
“ there’s a classic case in Yorkshire where the public were climbing over walls to take drugs into prison
@“ they put up ladders to climb oner the walls but prisoners are so comfortable in the environment
that none of them are trying to escape “

When is noblet going to leave England ? Oh and don’t forget to report to immigration to be fingerprinted

Crock of shyte let's be honest

They ALWAYS catch them, it's to sell the idea you can't escape when we all know that's B's as well

4 miles in 4 days (44 ha ha ha) on a push bike, and he gets caught just casually out riding ffs, at best he's a thick tw@t, but then you question the need to close motorway junctions and add more airport security... Why were they allowed to do that for a clown ?

lfc
Silly little individual noblet .. blocked ages ago
I don’t engage with rude people

Yet he knows my post was about him

lfc has to be the thickest poster on betfair

^ frightful little vermin

Let us know when you are leaving England
You won’t be missed , cheers

Scotland Yard said the 21-year-old ex-soldier was detained at 10:41 BST after being pulled off by an officer While riding  a bicycle on a canal towpath in the Northolt area.Dear me another Sex case in the met

iranian spy,

Keep the dum dums off thinking about the boats n barges with this cartoon news...

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lfc
Silly little individual noblet .. blocked ages ago
I don’t engage with rude people

Yet he knows my post was about him LaughLaughLaughLaugh

lfc has to be the thickest poster on betfair




Spot on noblet very embarrassing for his nursing home

Have they still got him or has he escaped again?

Pulled off by the law, lol, I saw that and chuckled.

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Is this Picture from a Gaydar user  Called Desperate Dan