Post of the Year 2023

LoyalHoncho02 Mar 23 22:09Joined: 28 May 10 | Topic/replies: 11,722 | Blogger: LoyalHoncho's blog
There is no vegetable shortage on here.

Read this before clocking in. Only one place for it !!!!



lfc1971 • March 3, 2023 11:52 PM GMT
No that is Boris , I can’t imagine him any other way
( one of our greatest prime ministers ever )

A nice effort from Redrob on the football forum

REDROB
REDROB05 Mar 23 16:35Joined: 13 Jun 06 | Topic/replies: 4,337 | Blogger: REDROB's blog
A united win for me. Think this back 4 is probably the best in the league, and with the brilliant Casemiro in front of them take some breaching


Currently 7-0 to Liverpool.

Yeah thats going to take a lot of beating

Jaysus - I've ben nominated.
I'd like to thank my fellow forumites, my mum and dad, my missus, my dog, and lfc1971 and akabula, for making it so easy to shine on here.

I thought this one was deserving.

Thread header:   Man Utd for the quadruple?

mecca  23 Feb 23   22:02       
Not impossible... imo

mitolo .....classic ...


Report•Quote•Block Usermitolo • March 12, 2023 10:28 PM GMT


if your are unhealthy you are almost certainly responsible

Foinavon • March 12, 2023 6:52 PM GMT
I'm so sorry, Honcho, I don't post for clever people like you, my posts are intended for out of touch right-wing geriatric numpties like myself. Please feel free to block me if it will make you feel better

Never a truer word spoken in jest

This has to have a great chance .. is a bl0w job is out of the question for you LFC ?



Reportlfc1971 • March 24, 2023 1:06 PM GMT
If I saw Boris walking down the street
I would bow down to him , and say thankyou

from the thread "Southerners live ten years longer than Northerners"

UserDr Crippen • March 23, 2023 3:23 PM GMT
What if you live in the Midlands?

Then you'll endure for five more years than northern monkeys, or five years fewer than cockney sparrows.

Whichever you find most distasteful

Desert Pilot 26 Mar 23 13:50Joined: 06 Jul 01 | Topic/replies: 687
I cannot understand why a man with 7 children from 3 adulterous relationships ended up being so untrustworthy


Reportlfc1971 • March 26, 2023 1:57 PM BST
As it happens Boris has proven to be very trustworthy

cryoftruth
cryoftruth26 Mar 23 20:32Joined: 22 Mar 04 | Topic/replies: 9,737 | Blogger: cryoftruth's blog
Skimming through the London Violence thread, I was a bit concerned that the thread was a poor excuse for rabid nazi racists to have a self righteous rant about black people,.

Of course it’s far worse than this.

Look guys, Hitler lost. Get over it will you?

This got to be the winner surely

Starmer says women can have a willy

Dr Crippen03 Apr 23 09:58Joined: 16 Apr 02 | Topic/replies: 52,622 | Blogger: Dr Crippen's blog
So can these types he’s referring to can make themselves pregnant, like a self pollinating tomato?

ReportMexico • April 23, 2023 10:25 AM BST
Irish

You level of English comprehension is rather poor

Mexico • May 2, 2023 6:10 PM BST
Totally unacceptable to use Fahrenheit in with reference to anything scientific

lapsy pa04 May 23 21:23Joined: 29 Jan 09 | Topic/replies: 13,798 | Blogger: lapsy pa's blog
What? a quite extraordinary  amount of bolloxology dere CM

Mexico02 May 23 18:22Joined: 25 Mar 03 | Topic/replies: 10,473


Newsflash Shakespeare is dead

cryoftruth07 May 23 07:21Joined: 22 Mar 04 | Topic/replies: 9,837

What an incredibly stupid post that was!


What you propose is treasonous

Richard Murphy (while watching the coronation) 'there's a woman there who looks desperate for a f a g'.

Lfc had a few attempts on this thread, incoherent
ramblings of a bank holiday punter when nurse
is off.



https://community.betfair.com/football/go/thread/view/94070/31801997/brighton-v-everton17?pg=1

..


Gamcare

blackbarn
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lfc197108 May 23 20:11Joined: 06 Nov 11 | Topic/replies: 68,980 | Blogger: lfc1971's blog
If you concede 5 goals .. you are sh1te , the team is sh1te , the players and the manager … end of

Can you possibly be even more stupid than you appear from your previous posts ?

Contender?

https://community.betfair.com/politics/go/thread/view/94150/31801605/liverpool-about-to-shame-themselves-again&post_num=46#563133747#flvWelcomeHeader

PorcupineorPineapple • May 7, 2023 12:37 PM BST
booooooooooo

on your knees, loyal subject. Get your forelock tugged. Know your place.

LaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh

yeah definitely

i did wonder...thanks for that nomination

like a self pollinating tomato?

Kriskin • May 19, 2023 4:02 PM BST
lfc - what world have u been living in. ?

lfc197117 May 23 18:54Joined: 06 Nov 11 | Topic/replies: 69,279 | Blogger: lfc1971's blog

I was bullied at school and it’s not very nice
at the age of seven . However I took up boxing and
got a few medals and cups . It seems they are everywhere now
they are even bullying Angel and Dick

Charlie25 May 23 19:10Joined: 01 Dec 01 | Topic/replies: 35,814 | Blogger: Charlie's blog
.M
I'm quite pleased I have the knack of being unpleasant to people who talk bollocks

Foinavon • May 30, 2023 11:15 PM BST

Do you think the nursery rhyme Baa baa black sheep is racist?

Another fine candidate for this award.

----you-have-to-laugh---04 Jun 23  19:32-
Akabula might be in deradicalisation
having gone from I'm not a tory to
having a Thatcher tea cosy and bedspread.

Reportlfc1971 • June 6, 2023 5:32 PM BST
Did I nap this afternoon ? … can’t remember

PorcupineorPineapple • June 7, 2023 1:23 PM BST
Not seen anything of/about him before, but is this it. Running down a road and into Primark.
Can someone tell me what I need to be so frightfully offended about?

https://community.betfair.com/politics/go/thread/view/94150/31804871/mizzy&post_num=24#563201643#flvWelcomeHeader

Dr Crippen25 Jun 23 15:50Joined: 16 Apr 02 | Topic/replies: 53,234 | Blogger: Dr Crippen's blog
The country is going to the dogs, while MPs amuse themselves playing politics.

Foinavon27 Jun 23 16:51Joined: 11 Oct 00 | Topic/replies: 18,687 | Blogger: Foinavon's blog
I’ll not put it more harshly than that

" As our Saintly Margaret once said, NO, NO, NO.  "

Either foinavon or dr c or myself are going to win this competition

A win double

Mexico24 Jul 23 16:50Joined: 25 Mar 03 | Topic/replies: 10,758 | Blogger: Mexico's blog
Cider

I am unaware of anybody in U.K. government suggesting that drunk unvaccinated people shouldn’t get a broken bone fixed. Is this something you have just made up

Dotchinite23 Jul 23 17:26Joined: 19 Apr 04 | Topic/replies: 9,494 | Blogger: Dotchinite's blog
Sad to hear about Johnny Briggs dying again. Thats twice in just over two years

Dotchinite23 Jul 23 17:26Joined: 19 Apr 04 | Topic/replies: 9,494 | Blogger: Dotchinite's blog
Sad to hear about Johnny Briggs dying again. Thats twice in just over two years

Foinavon • July 28, 2023 3:03 PM BST
Maggie was right about most things lfc.

Whisperingdeath • August 6, 2023 9:42 AM BST
The UK is run by stupid people!

Womens England Team Manager

nineteen points13 Aug 23 13:44Joined: 18 Feb 02 | Topic/replies: 27,295 | Blogger: nineteen points's blog
yes great effort.i dare say some of the team will be unfamiliar with the semis.

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Dr Crippen02 Sep 23 12:19
If a lump of concrete were to fall on top of one or two of these lefties heads, it might knock some sense into them.



----you-have-to-laugh---02 Sep 23 13:14
Whereas if it fell on crippens head
it couldn't do any damage.

layingisthewayforward
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These political parties are all as corrupt and inept as each other.

the Beatles never had too many
problems visiting Hamburg ( before EU membership )
Although they were thrown out

Lfc, obviously. ^^^

Some good natured banter on man utd thread

After Greenwood, Antony, and Sancho



PorcupineorPineapple15 Sep 23 08:18
Christ knows what the next Utd right winger will get up to.

olddesperado15 Sep 23 08:36
We all know you don't like right wingers pop.

Report•Quote•Block Userlfc1971 • September 22, 2023 10:42 PM BST
By the way wait and see Elon Musk go bust

Britons in Spain have been warned if visiting six popular regions
By casemoney on 13 Oct 23 00:14
Wow, and what happened to the dinosaurs?They frequent Spoons these days

Tory London mayor candidate liked tweets praising Enoch Powell
By lfc1971 on 17 Sep 23 21:19
I won’t be reading anything you post in the future lapsy or irishone or nineteen … so the conversations over

yak hunt • September 22, 2023 3:37 PM BST

Why does lfc1971 constantly humiliate himself daily by pretending he has people blocked when he obviously hasn't?

Dr Crippen16 Oct 23 15:25Joined: 16 Apr 02 | Topic/replies: 54,240 | Blogger: Dr Crippen's blog

Someone seems to be hurting, and it's not Britain.

^^That should draw a snide remark from Donny Brexit.

Foinavon16 Oct 23 18:47Joined: 11 Oct 00 | Topic/replies: 19,390 | Blogger: Foinavon's blog
In the kitchen we have a Samsung fridge freezer, no flimsy trays like you find in Italian ones. Shop around, don't be brainwashed by slick advertising"


FFS ... great advice , dont forget you read it here first on the politics forum of a bookmakers site.

Brentford,won't care what man in the sky you barter with if you deal with people on their merits in the real world.

lfc1971 • October 20, 2023 3:05 PM BST … I’m a very good judge of people
lfc197117 Oct 23 09:52.....              I’m an idiot



.....an attention seeking wind up merchant would be more appropriate

lfc197131 Oct 23 16:32Joined: 06 Nov 11 | Topic/replies: 73,502 | Blogger: lfc1971's blog
At the height of the pandemic Britains track and trace was
the best in Europe