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pipedreamer
27 Apr 22 13:37
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He thought Boris had said "get on the job"not "we're getting on with the job"!!!!.
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Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 27, 2022 1:44 PM BST
During a mass debate
Report Escapee April 28, 2022 1:31 PM BST
Conservative MP Jamie Wallis has been charged with failing to stop after a car crash last November.

South Wales Police said Mr Wallis, 37, from Cowbridge, Vale of Glamorgan, has also been charged with failing to report the crash, careless driving and leaving a vehicle in a dangerous position.


endless tory sleaze...
Report Charlie April 28, 2022 8:00 PM BST
Let's hope they get the boot soon.
Report politicspunter April 28, 2022 8:02 PM BST
I am only surprised that Wallis wasn't charged long before this. What on earth could he have been thinking? This could be a by election and a very competitive one at that.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 28, 2022 8:54 PM BST
Matt cartoon.

https://twitter.com/CentralBylines/status/1519762288907104260?s=19

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Report politicspunter April 28, 2022 9:00 PM BST
I saw that earlier, it's a cracker Laugh
Report impossible123 April 28, 2022 9:25 PM BST
If the male MP is not outed an utter disgrace for the Conservative Party and his colleagues in the House Of Commons. This MP must not be protected but expelled immediately. It's abhorrent if the MP concerned is allowed to continue being a representative of the public.
Report Mubey25 April 28, 2022 9:54 PM BST
Never mind which MP it was, the biggest and most important question is; what kind of porn was it?
Report impossible123 April 28, 2022 10:05 PM BST
I do not think it was child pornography otherwise he'd have been toasted by now. Watching porn whilst as a public servant in the House Of Commons is outrageous and unforgivable. He must be lynched!!
Report johnnythebull April 29, 2022 10:14 AM BST
he only did it to demonstrate he can empathise with the great british public and even given his 'standing' he's no different from the common man..vote for me..u know it makes sense,Rodney

far from being castigated and vilified he should become fave for Boris' job
Report Charlie April 29, 2022 3:32 PM BST
Tory Chief Whip suspended.
Report Charlie April 29, 2022 3:38 PM BST
Not sure if that's correct, apparently it's Neil Parish who I don't think is Chief Whip. Anyway it's another sleazy Tory.
Report PorcupineorPineapple April 29, 2022 3:48 PM BST
Neil Quentin Gordon Parish is a British Conservative Party politician and farmer.



Who can resist a sheep in lingerie?
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 29, 2022 3:49 PM BST
House of Commons
London
SW1A 0AA
Phone: 020 7219 7172
Email: neil.parish.mp@parliament.uk
Report Charlie April 29, 2022 3:49 PM BST
Neil Parish, the Conservative MP for Tiverton and Honiton, has had the Conservative whip removed while he is being investigated for allegedly watching pornography in the Commons chamber, a spokeswoman for the Tory chief whip has said.

A spokesperson for the chief whip, Chris Heaton-Harris, said Parish was reporting himself to the Standards committee of the House of Commons.

“Mr Parish has been suspended from the Conservative whip pending the outcome of that investigation,” the spokesperson said.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 29, 2022 3:50 PM BST
House of Commons
London
SW1A 0AA
Phone: 020 7219 7172
Email: neil.parish.mp@parliament.uk
Report Capt__F April 29, 2022 4:17 PM BST
my MPShocked
Report jollyswagman April 29, 2022 5:28 PM BST
what chutzpah Laugh

https://twitter.com/GBNEWS/status/1520051214964215812
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 29, 2022 5:30 PM BST
Parish opposes, and voted against the implementation of same-sex marriage, stating that he felt the issue was "for the Church and Christians to decide [upon], not for parliament to legislate
Report jollyswagman April 29, 2022 5:36 PM BST
he has a poker face, if nothing else.

he needs lord geidt to investigate.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 29, 2022 5:40 PM BST
Have they pulled him off
his select committee
Report moisok April 29, 2022 7:26 PM BST
hoo is fn  bothered
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 29, 2022 9:58 PM BST
Accidently opened porn


Took almost a week to come up with this
remarkable defence.

But, but, but

I didn't know how to close the porn window
once I accidently opened it, giving two women
enough time to see I was indeed watching porn

Lord Geidt will be a piece of cake
Report Lee Ho Fooks April 30, 2022 7:28 AM BST
Good to see that the BBC have now amended their headline to read "MP says he may have opened porn by mistake".
Report A_T April 30, 2022 8:36 AM BST
i can believe it happens to me all the time
Report edy April 30, 2022 8:50 AM BST
Unfortunate mistakes like this happen when you are not good with tech and maybe a bit sloppy. It once looked like Beatrix from the Stork wanted to use force of arms to prevent women and children from crossing the border, but in reality her mouse had simply slipped into typing and submitting the agreeing post.
Report lfc1971 April 30, 2022 9:07 AM BST
Lol as if porn doesn’t exist
Looking at sexy pictures can relieve stress ?
Report lfc1971 April 30, 2022 9:23 AM BST
Might be a good idea to ban mobiles from parliament
And perhaps ban internet porn also everywhere
Report Stickywickets April 30, 2022 10:38 AM BST
Maybe he was watching Angela Rayner in a three way
Report Stickywickets April 30, 2022 10:48 AM BST
Jeffrey Toobin from CNN rubbed one out in front of work colleagues & kept his job
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 30, 2022 11:20 AM BST
Ban phones and porn because some old
Tory t0sser got caught watching porn.


Why not train the old tories to respect others!
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- April 30, 2022 11:38 AM BST
Whilst searching Google for a covid ventilation
system I stumbled across a site called only fans...
Report morpteh mackem April 30, 2022 11:54 AM BST
He's the fall guy. I reckon  its a big name. Picked on an older mp with large majority, take one for the junta
Report alun2005 April 30, 2022 12:39 PM BST
Parish should have simply sat in a seat which gave him visual access to Angie Baby. They'll be fighting each other for that view henceforth.

#growlergate
Report alun2005 May 4, 2022 1:39 PM BST
Revealing article on how those Lovely, Tolerant, Liberal Progressives responded on Social Media to the Mail on Sunday's TRUE story about the 'Ginger Gr*wler' and the 'Basic instinct' shenanigans.

The "Kinder, Gentler" politics of the Progressives for all to see.

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-10771069/GLEN-OWEN-recounts-week-vile-abuse-hands-Lefts-Twitter-warriors.html
Report Charlie May 4, 2022 4:09 PM BST
At least he did the decent thing and resigned. Let's hope Doris follows suit.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- May 4, 2022 6:08 PM BST
Shot his load, gawn.
Report moisok May 4, 2022 9:18 PM BST
YOU ought to see what we have in the labour party these days  - look up Belgica Guana   - anti Semitism at its worse - and a lot more besides  - thankfully suspended  - but how are these people allowed in the party in the first place??
Report Cardinal Scott May 4, 2022 9:29 PM BST
I said this was a Storm In An Eggcup I was exaggerating.

Storm In A Thimble
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