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We're in the early stages of reshuffle, where rumours abound. The prime minister is apparently in the tearoom in the House of Commons.

Conservative Party co-chairman Amanda Milling and Housing Secretary Robert Jenrick have been spotted going into the PM's parliamentary office.

There's a lot of expectation that Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab will be moved.

But it may be a while before we know much for sure.



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Report politicspunter September 15, 2021 1:49 PM BST
Williamson chopped.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 1:49 PM BST
Gavs been on twitter



It has been a privilege to serve as Education Secretary since 2019. Despite the challenges of the global pandemic, I’m particularly proud of the transformational reforms I’ve led in Post 16 education: in further education colleges, our Skills agenda, apprenticeships and more.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 1:50 PM BST
Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab is on his way to see the prime minister.

He was earlier spotted leaving the Foreign Office by car.
Report politicspunter September 15, 2021 1:52 PM BST
...and asking which way to Dover.
Report politicspunter September 15, 2021 1:57 PM BST
Robert Buckland, Justice Secretary out/moved.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 1:58 PM BST
BREAKING NEWS:

Foreign Secretary @DominicRaab asked to report to WestMinster to meet Boris Johnson.

Raab said he was “surprised to learn where WestMinster was and how important it was to government”.

He’s now gone on holiday.
Report feedthepony September 15, 2021 1:59 PM BST
liar gets fired by a liar and replaced by a liar
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 2:00 PM BST
Dominic Cummings rebrands it the 'Carrie Reshuffle'

Dominic Cummings has popped up to give a sideswipe to both Sajid Javid, the Health Secretary and former chancellor, and Boris Johnson's wife Carrie.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 2:04 PM BST
In one if his last acts as Foreign Secretary, Dominic Raab has sent a strongly worded letter to Cairo about the slaughter of 1,500 dolphins in the Faroe Islands #Reshuffle #DominicRaab
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 2:06 PM BST
Michael Gove shouldn’t be judged on past comments, says newly-appointed foreign secretary, The Rt Hon. Roy Chubby Brown.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 2:10 PM BST
It’s just a rumour at this stage, and everyone is being tight-lipped, but sources are saying that Nicki Minaj may be going to run DEFRA.  #Reshuffle

Stig abel
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 2:11 PM BST
Johnson...


That's a relief! Carrie says I can stay on as Prime Minister.
#Reshuffle
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 2:20 PM BST
Rob hutton


Brutal of Sky News to go from its reshuffle coverage to an ad that begins: "Right now, terrible things are happening to donkeys."
Report politicspunter September 15, 2021 2:23 PM BST
Laugh
Report lfc1971 September 15, 2021 2:27 PM BST
Only true blue Brexiteer believers please Boris
Report 1st time poster September 15, 2021 2:29 PM BST
in the panthions of reshuffles

THE NIGHT OF THE LONG KNIVES

SLAYING OF THE BASTARDS

TO TODAYS

ROOTING OUT OF THE VEGETABLES

LaughLaugh
Report politicspunter September 15, 2021 2:35 PM BST
Jenrick chopped, probably the most corrupt of the lot.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 2:35 PM BST
Only true blue Brexiteer believers please Boris,... Or blondes with big t1ts
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 2:37 PM BST
No doubt Jenrick will be hoping
to pick up a few directorships
in the construction industry
Report politicspunter September 15, 2021 2:50 PM BST
Mr Jenrick faced major questions over his decision to approve a billionaire Tory donor’s £1bn housing development against the advice of a planning inspector.

The Housing Secretary gave Westferry Printworks, planned by Richard Desmond, the green light on January 14 - hours before a council levy kicked in that would have cost the developer around £40m.

It later emerged Mr Desmond showed the minister a video of the scheme on his phone at a Tory fundraising dinner in November 2019, and texted him asking him to approve it before the deadline.

In an e-mail dated January 9, 2020, a government official said Mr Jenrick was "insistent that decision issued this week ie tomorrow - as next week the viability of the scheme is impacted" by the levy.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 2:52 PM BST
Buckland seems to have been sacked purely to create a vacancy for Raab.

Lol
Report politicspunter September 15, 2021 2:53 PM BST
Rumour control says that, like Jeremy Hunt before him, Raab not willing to accept alternative cabinet role.
Report lfc1971 September 15, 2021 2:54 PM BST
Frost is doing a good job hopefully stays
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 2:56 PM BST
Jack Frost will be busy over the winter
Report politicspunter September 15, 2021 2:58 PM BST
Patel and Raab the ones left that should have been chopped already, Patel long ago.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 2:59 PM BST
Henry zeffman


Sackings so far: Williamson (whipped Johnson's 2019 leadership campaign), Buckland (early Remainer endorsement), Jenrick (crucial endorsement with Sunak/Dowden). Maybe next: Milling (worked on his 2016 leadership campaign). Not a reshuffle to reward loyalty...
Report politicspunter September 15, 2021 3:00 PM BST
I am fairly sure Milling will be chucked.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 3:02 PM BST
Steve barclay going
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 3:05 PM BST
There's still no news from Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab's team and no resolution to his talks with the PM.

On a day like this, the implication is that things are not entirely well, and he doesn't want to take whatever he's being offered instead of the Foreign Office.


From Laura kuensberg who retains
her positions of top cheerleader
and chief spokesperson.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 3:08 PM BST
Steve barclay going *to cabinet
office job*
Report politicspunter September 15, 2021 3:21 PM BST
Dominic Raab has been confirmed as justice secretary, Lord Chancellor and deputy prime minister.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 3:25 PM BST
What was that joke at pmqs, that
Johnson cracked about starmer
sacking and rehiring...
Report politicspunter September 15, 2021 3:25 PM BST
Robert Buckland should be aggrieved that he has been chopped to make way for the Beach Boy.
Report politicspunter September 15, 2021 3:27 PM BST
Winston Churchill..We will fight them (in Afghanistan) on the beaches (of Crete).
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 3:29 PM BST
No 10 has confirmed that Robert Buckland, Robert Jenrick and Gavin Williamson have now left government.

A spokesperson said Robert Buckland had made "a huge contribution to government as justice secretary and lord chancellor, including making our streets safer through significant reforms to sentencing and tackling re-offending.

"Robert Jenrick has led crucial work over the last two years, most importantly raising donations to part, driving reforms to build more houses so home ownership becomes a reality for many more people.

"Gavin Williamson has played a key role in transforming the skills agenda as we create a high wage and high skilled economy, providing a lifetime skills guarantee for millions across the country."
Report peckerdunne September 15, 2021 3:31 PM BST
On dear
Report peckerdunne September 15, 2021 3:32 PM BST
Blow me! Liz
Report politicspunter September 15, 2021 3:41 PM BST
Milling chopped.
Report peckerdunne September 15, 2021 3:42 PM BST
Give enters
Report politicspunter September 15, 2021 3:45 PM BST
The BBC's political editor Laura Kuenssberg confirms Priti Patel will remain as home secretary. The biggest liability of the lot keeps her job Sad
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 3:48 PM BST
So just the 2 numpties gone.
Report invicta September 15, 2021 3:52 PM BST
Mark Twain was correct, "politicians like nappies must be changed often and for the same reason"
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 3:54 PM BST
American writer Mark Twain did not compare politicians to diapers,
Report feedthepony September 15, 2021 3:59 PM BST
pure theatre this nonsense
Report Giuseppe September 15, 2021 4:08 PM BST
sky report "Johnson will be thinking about diversity, the number of women etc."
Report peckerdunne September 15, 2021 4:11 PM BST
Many basis
Report casemoney September 15, 2021 4:11 PM BST
Winston Churchill..We will fight them (in Afghanistan)

The stain Blair got us involved if I remember correctly , him and his mate George .
Report peckerdunne September 15, 2021 4:12 PM BST
Many bases covered by Boris, who is having fun.
Report Giuseppe September 15, 2021 4:15 PM BST
Muslim

Hindu

black

woman

any other boxes he needs to tick?
Report Cider September 15, 2021 4:17 PM BST
conservative
Report Whisperingdeath September 15, 2021 4:17 PM BST
Tbf good that he got rid of Jenrick, Williamson and demoted Raab. Shows he wants in with regard to the long term. Ministers will have to raise their game.

Shame he did not get rid of the useless Home Secretary.
Report Giuseppe September 15, 2021 4:18 PM BST
not sure that's a prerequisite anymore
Report Cider September 15, 2021 4:20 PM BST
You'd want to see one or two of the new blue wallers making cabinet.
Report casemoney September 15, 2021 4:21 PM BST
Deputy PM , not much of a Demotion is it ?
Report casemoney September 15, 2021 4:22 PM BST
WD appears to be upset by the Diversity of Bojo's upgrade Shocked
Report Whisperingdeath September 15, 2021 4:23 PM BST
it is a save face post. there is no official post of Deputy PM and it carries no weight! He has been sacked because he is useless and was on holiday when it kicked orf!
Report Whisperingdeath September 15, 2021 4:25 PM BST
Not upset at all. To be quite clear I don't give a sheite!

You forelock tuggers and cap doffers can cream your pants until they give it to you up the jacksy. Do you think any of them give a fig about us or you in particular?
Report casemoney September 15, 2021 4:26 PM BST
Yes because Joes mob failed to notice 10s of thousands of Rapists and Gangsters Marching across the country .
Report 1st time poster September 15, 2021 4:31 PM BST
trying to work out if nadine doris going from noshing a kangeroo,s knob to noshing on johnsons ,is a promotion or demotion
Report Whisperingdeath September 15, 2021 4:31 PM BST
Get a jet ski and protect our borders!

or are you just all talk?
Report politicspunter September 15, 2021 4:32 PM BST

Sep 15, 2021 -- 10:31AM, 1st time poster wrote:


trying to work out if nadine doris going from noshing a kangeroo,s knob to noshing on johnsons ,is a promotion or demotion


Now, now, that's my pal (and MP).

Report 1st time poster September 15, 2021 4:33 PM BST
priti tweeted  i dont no nadine i havnt given a kangaroo a nosh, Wink
Report feedthepony September 15, 2021 4:59 PM BST

Sep 15, 2021 -- 10:32AM, politicspunter wrote:


Sep 15, 2021 -- 3:31PM, 1st time poster wrote:trying to work out if nadine doris going from noshing a kangeroo,s knob to noshing on johnsons ,is a promotion or demotionNow, now, that's my pal (and MP).


Your MP is some no mark SNP clapping seal for Jimmy Krankie

Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 5:00 PM BST
So who's getting educashun?
Report politicspunter September 15, 2021 5:05 PM BST
Timbuctooth or Cider I reckon as they are so good at percentages.
Report 1st time poster September 15, 2021 5:28 PM BST
education goes to nahdim z famous as families minister for stuffing £ 50 notes down waitresses knickers at a tory black tie ball
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 6:18 PM BST
Who's on vaccines then?

Nick Minaj?
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 6:50 PM BST
..

https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson_MP/status/1438168195949551628?s=19

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Report SirNorbertClarke September 15, 2021 6:51 PM BST
The one shuffle that would galvanise this useless government is Rayner to Leader of the Opposition.

It's high time Labour got their sorry act together and lit a fire under Johnson because at the moment he knows he can get away with anything. Hence the NIC rise; he knew the Spineless One hadn't the guts to promise to reverse it.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 7:06 PM BST
Woman in charge of digital and culture is someone who doesn't know how encryption works, shares her email password around her office, and who voted against equal marriage.
Report jollyswagman September 15, 2021 7:11 PM BST
you mean this security conscious individual? Sad

https://twitter.com/NadineDorries/status/937019367572803590
Report thegiggilo September 15, 2021 7:14 PM BST
Thick as mince her and Truss,incredible couldn't run a bath..
Report Charlie September 15, 2021 8:24 PM BST
Very impressive Doris, you've replaced incompetent w@nkers with equally incompetent w@nkers.
Report eyeball September 15, 2021 8:33 PM BST
The five knuckle reshuffle .
Report SirNorbertClarke September 15, 2021 8:36 PM BST
Wherever you look the talent poor is very shallow in parliament.

Most of them are career politicians who have gone from school to uni to a job in research to being an MP. I doubt many of them could wire a 3 pin plug.

Most of them only get elected because the British public are a bit thick and will vote for any old donkey as long as it wears a rosette in the colour they prefer.
Report ----you-have-to-laugh--- September 15, 2021 9:05 PM BST
..

https://twitter.com/BWallArthur/status/1438149408529473544?s=19

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