Her worst bookings with her new agency have been in Britain - with MPs. She said: "My job has taken me right to the heart of Westminster. I've had sex with about a dozen MPs at different times, all of them Conservatives and all what I'd term upper-class.
"They seem to think they're being naughty by spending £5,000 to have a night with me. They're rubbish in bed - all fingers and fumbling. I find them pretty distasteful.
Dave Duncan - too gay Clarke - too lazy Fox - too gay ? Hague - too bald Letwin - too Jewish Pickles - too stupid Gove - too ugly
I wonder who they might be ?They obviously couldn't be :-DaveDuncan - too gayClarke - too lazyFox - too gay ?Hague - too baldLetwin - too JewishPickles - too stupidGove - too ugly