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Bomb all the prisons in the UK & get the currently unemployed to rebuild them. This way, all recidivist criminals are wiped out at a stroke as are the unemployment figures. While the new prisons are being built, any new offenders get to work rebuilding them as well, except they're given the worst jobs, no money & have to wear daft clothes. They can sleep chained up in portacabins or tents as the work progresses. The ones who behave themselves get time shaved off their sentences.
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Write to Mr G.Brown with your idea. If he thinks it will win a few votes Im sure he will say he is considering implementing it.
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Yep, repeat the cycle every 2 years.
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Can't see anything wrong with it tbh. Obviously, give the prison staff time to leave the area beforehand. The prisoners'll have a nice final few minutes tearing the place/each other to pieces.
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Personally, I think that the idea of 'floating prisons' is a sound one. Keeps all the **"' and the "wrong 'uns" well away from the rest of us honest folk.... maybe employ some of the chavs and the long term benefit scroungers as temporary prison officers - then sink the ship.
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^ Commendable approach Mr Abbot. Standing for Parliament again this year?
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Its always puzzled me why we need prison officers anyway, just parachute the criminals in
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^ Good point. And if they land outside the perimeter fence, simply shoot them.
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Can't wait for my first appearance on Question Time ;)
In all honesty, the ideal solution to everything is the following...... Have one of those suction road sweeper vehicles the size of a bin lorry and drive it through town centres and the streets of council estates mopping up all the undesirables and giving them work on the ships. To help save the environment on fuel consumption, save time and also effort, councils could hold town centre 'roadshows' where loads of free tracksuits, white socks, baseball caps and sovereign rings are handed out - while these freebies are being collected by swarms of 'not rights' and 'lazy benefit scroungers' they could all be scooped up and given jobs working on these prison ships before they are sunk. Not only would this service bring unemployment down, clean up our streets it would even rejuvinate our ship building industry. Britain will be great once more. |
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(sound of me hastily typing this up & adding it to my manifesto)
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I'd like to see mindless, macho, hard-talking, soft-acting posers like you swept off the streets.
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Perfect russ with one caveat, what will you do with the thousands of staffordshire bull terriers roaming the streets?
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lol Dr J, you still sulking over sub making you look silly over China again?
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Russ, you forgot the bit about castrating all male chavs, thus simultaneously solving the problems of the population explosion and building a better, safer future for all.
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Dr J = keyboard warrior
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The Staffordshire Bull Terriers could be rounded up and fed to their owners on the ships...
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Alex69 17 Nov 16:06
Dr J = keyboard warrior Yeah right, like you'll be out tonight sharing your manifesto on the council estates and streets of inner city neighbourhoods... No, just another right-wing circle jerk with Mr Abbot as I see it. |
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What will you be doing Dr J, reading the Guardian in your commune while frying up a pan of lentils using oil made from non-oppressed lesbian workers?
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Alex69 & Russabbott = not very funny (even by Russ Abbott's standards)
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Tickle-lickle-lick... here fishy fishy
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I met Russ Abbott at Wentworth recently, very nice man
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I really don't see anything wrong with it. A bit like people moaning about all the CCTV cameras - if your not doing anything wrong you've nothing to worry about...
At the very least, people sent to prison should be forced to do hard labour to gain any sort of privileges during their sentences. All benefits (including Child Benefit) should be properly means tested The long term unemployed should have to do some form of work in return for their 'free money' please feel free to point out where you disgree ;) |
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Yeah right, like you'll be out tonight sharing your manifesto on the council estates and streets of inner city neighbourhoods...
Why should I do that when I can pay some minions to do it & watch the footage of the action via a live stream from the comfort & safety of my mansion? |