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23 Jan 11
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Hi
I'm looking to get staked for satellites to the sunday warmup (~$250k 1st prize) and sunday kickoff (~$20k 1st prize).
I will play the $5.50 rebuy and $8.80 rebuy sats so need a stake of around $133 ideally (but could go lower). This is an estimate with enough for 3 rebuys/1 addon in 4 tournaments. These sats are usually full of donks and I definitely have an edge on the field. All unused rebuys will be returned if I qualify.
If I sat into either big tournament the profit split i'm looking for is 60/40
I have played the warmup 4 times and cashed in 3 of them, biggest for 1k
My OPR shows a profit of ~$15,000 in mtt's with my ABI being $31
http://www.officialpokerrankings.com/pokerstars/jonf/poker/results/ED899650880F40DEBE395531E8ED5167.html?t=2
For security I can provide email, name, add you on facebook and I will be on msn. I have been staked by skandiuk a number of times and have returned any money I have won.
Cheers for looking
I'm looking to get staked for satellites to the sunday warmup (~$250k 1st prize) and sunday kickoff (~$20k 1st prize).
I will play the $5.50 rebuy and $8.80 rebuy sats so need a stake of around $133 ideally (but could go lower). This is an estimate with enough for 3 rebuys/1 addon in 4 tournaments. These sats are usually full of donks and I definitely have an edge on the field. All unused rebuys will be returned if I qualify.
If I sat into either big tournament the profit split i'm looking for is 60/40
I have played the warmup 4 times and cashed in 3 of them, biggest for 1k
My OPR shows a profit of ~$15,000 in mtt's with my ABI being $31
http://www.officialpokerrankings.com/pokerstars/jonf/poker/results/ED899650880F40DEBE395531E8ED5167.html?t=2
For security I can provide email, name, add you on facebook and I will be on msn. I have been staked by skandiuk a number of times and have returned any money I have won.
Cheers for looking
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Staking for a $5.50 rebuy when your such a great player with an amazing record?? LMFAO fook off you peasent gambling saddo.
Sometimes things happen and you have to use your poker winnings on more important things, it's hard rebuilding a roll from scratch!This could be a good investment for someone at a low outlay, you never know.
Thanks for suggesting i'm a great player though, appreciate the praise.
this isnt a good investment for anyone, 100% staking for 40% profit
You're so retarded you can't even spell peasant
"can someone please lend me £4 so I can gamble and feed my habit as I have no life, no future and no self respect. I am also too fat to do anything useful and getting a job/girlfriend is totally out of the question at this present time. I am a very successful gambler however I still need to borrow £4, thankyou very much indeed."
LOL and you call me a tard.
LOL and you call me a tard.
"im looking for 133 dollars but could go LOWER" you couldnt get any lower you degenerate gambling tramp.
PRESIDENT ROBERT MUGABE go crawl back under the pile of crap you came from you parasite.
Abu, how's your sex tourism going you fat sweaty loser?
Beriteonce, I like what you did there, you're my favourite poster
Beriteonce, I like what you did there, you're my favourite poster
cheezer
"can someone please lend me £4 so I can gamble and feed my habit as I have no life, no future and no self respect. I am also too fat to do anything useful and getting a job/girlfriend is totally out of the question at this present time. I am a very successful gambler however I still need to borrow £4, thankyou very much indeed."
The honesty is refreshing Cheezer... let me have your Stars name and I'll ship the £4 plus £1 for karma. Good luck!
"can someone please lend me £4 so I can gamble and feed my habit as I have no life, no future and no self respect. I am also too fat to do anything useful and getting a job/girlfriend is totally out of the question at this present time. I am a very successful gambler however I still need to borrow £4, thankyou very much indeed."
The honesty is refreshing Cheezer... let me have your Stars name and I'll ship the £4 plus £1 for karma. Good luck!
Always been a slimy little rat on here and now you are broke, karma is great.
Good luck begging you peasant
Good luck begging you peasant
what is your player name on here NOW? AND PRE POKER2? I WOULD LIKE TO STAKE YOU
SOUNDS LIKE EASY MONEY TO ME
SOUNDS LIKE EASY MONEY TO ME
ABU AL-HASAN AL-MAWARDI
Are you off to Vietnam again this year for some more, shall we say, 'barely legal' girls?
This is not a begging thread, this is a +ev business opportunity for a shroooood customer!
Are you off to Vietnam again this year for some more, shall we say, 'barely legal' girls
?This is not a begging thread, this is a +ev business opportunity for a shroooood customer!
PRESIDENT ROBERT MUGABE
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ABU AL-HASAN AL-MAWARDI
Are you off to Vietnam again this year for some more, shall we say, 'barely legal' girlsLove?
This is not a begging thread, this is a +ev business opportunity for a shroooood customer!
Bit iffy in this strange world Mr President. A.Gray just be hung for less.
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ABU AL-HASAN AL-MAWARDI
Are you off to Vietnam again this year for some more, shall we say, 'barely legal' girlsLove?
This is not a begging thread, this is a +ev business opportunity for a shroooood customer!
Bit iffy in this strange world Mr President. A.Gray just be hung for less.
No I am staying in thailand for the ladyboys.
Now get back to begging for a pittance you broke joke tramp loser peasant ;)
Now get back to begging for a pittance you broke joke tramp loser peasant ;)
Your stats look quite good and i'm sure you can make a profit playing sats but I think you would probably need a bigger bankroll to play those sats. As a one off attempt, then fair enough $100 odd dollars is fine and I think it is actually a good investment.
I'm willing to go halves with someone, $75 each?
I'm willing to go halves with someone, $75 each?
Yeah, would def need a much bigger bankroll, like you say, to play them full time and as your main game.
I was just going to play them as a one off to try and bink a warmup/KO seat and play it for 40% equity.
Appreciate your offer, hopefully someone can match you.
I was just going to play them as a one off to try and bink a warmup/KO seat and play it for 40% equity.
Appreciate your offer, hopefully someone can match you.
CLIFTY
I'm willing to go halves with someone, $75 each?
If a forum member offers less than the full amount, the beggar must try and make up the total by securing a handout from one or more of the remaining forum members.
PRESIDENT ROBERT MUGABE
For security I can provide email, name, add you on facebook and I will be on msn.
Not much security there, we prefer bank a/c details plus the CVC number on back of card.
I'm willing to go halves with someone, $75 each?
If a forum member offers less than the full amount, the beggar must try and make up the total by securing a handout from one or more of the remaining forum members.
PRESIDENT ROBERT MUGABE
For security I can provide email, name, add you on facebook and I will be on msn.
Not much security there, we prefer bank a/c details plus the CVC number on back of card.
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