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impressive sharkscope stats there. i wasn't meaning to search but your name was saved so thought i'd have another check. possibly the funniest graph and bankroll management i've ever seen though. but the figures don't lie.
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Builder went to shops yesterday that proooooves he is not broke :-) lol
Ray Mears 28 Sep 14:31
Builder your graph suggests you are a losing player that has had a few lucky big wins in the bigger sixpaks.
You can't **** the deck forever so my advice would be to quit now.
always going to start a ruck I reckon. Mr Mears seems rather like Denis Wise - could start a fight in an empty room. :D
Builder your graph suggests you are a losing player that has had a few lucky big wins in the bigger sixpaks.
You can't **** the deck forever so my advice would be to quit now.
always going to start a ruck I reckon. Mr Mears seems rather like Denis Wise - could start a fight in an empty room. :D
chill ffs...
and yes I appreciate the inherent contractiction in that statement...
ben - you are not the forum police..
builder - you do rather invite this sort of thing..
much more entertaining than working...
you may want to rephrase this statement. I have an A* in A level English and it makes no sense to me
and yes I appreciate the inherent contractiction in that statement...
ben - you are not the forum police..
builder - you do rather invite this sort of thing..
much more entertaining than working...
you may want to rephrase this statement. I have an A* in A level English and it makes no sense to me
tell yeeeeeee wot. we'll organise some sort of poker-based duel to the virtual death.
if i lose. i leave the forum forever? maybe. any ideas about this contest would be gratefully recieved.
if i lose. i leave the forum forever? maybe. any ideas about this contest would be gratefully recieved.
I hear the pound shops and Aldi in Huntingdon had a roaring trade yesterday.
i think it should happen AFTER builder's Ocean Finance loan comes through then
I can't play yet. I have to wait until my left testicle stops itching before i can play (I'm waiting for my 7th credit card from NatWest)
If you can't work it out I'm not telling you!
btw, A* in English A-level.... if I were to play that card I wouldn't want any typos in my posts.
btw, A* in English A-level.... if I were to play that card I wouldn't want any typos in my posts.
omg. you don't get it do you. well. i will play you if you want sometime.....
btw i have only one bank account so no credit card or broke man's loan for me. but you seem to know a lot about it......
off now. shopping............. not begging as mears would like to think. lmao.
must be the highlight of oyur day. a thread like this.............
btw i have only one bank account so no credit card or broke man's loan for me. but you seem to know a lot about it......
off now. shopping............. not begging as mears would like to think. lmao.
must be the highlight of oyur day. a thread like this.............
Since when have they started devaluing A levels to the form of GCSE's and awarding * to the A grades?
I give up with this country!
I give up with this country!
Ok i talk **. It was a GCSE but even still, i try not to write on the forum as i would do if i was writing an 800 page novel.
Builder, please refrain from humiliating yourself anymore. I am sorry i had to reveal the truth about your life but it had to be done. Now take it as a hint. GO. PLEASE
Builder, please refrain from humiliating yourself anymore. I am sorry i had to reveal the truth about your life but it had to be done. Now take it as a hint. GO. PLEASE
If I remember well, u had no money at some point in the past and came here complaining how hard is to win online getting all kind of bad beats. Weren't u that one Ben?
And some people helped u and so on?
And some people helped u and so on?
Like the name - think I will call myself FshNtAtWrk
I've written an 800 page novel before, but it was a long time ago.
I had to write, I must not call the teacher a boring f***ing c**t, 20,000 times.
I had to write, I must not call the teacher a boring f***ing c**t, 20,000 times.
When I'm playing, I get loads of time this line from people I don't even have in my poker tracker: guys, this guy's shark, don't let the name fool you. I'm like : WOOT? :D
Sorry but what difference does that make?
I never claimed i was a fantastic player who will always win. 2 people from this forum have ever helped me out financially. On the reverse of this there are 7 players i can think of that i have helped out financially in the past.
Back in the days of bad beat posts i was slightly naive about the way poker works. I developed a huge 5 figure bankroll within the space of months and then proceeded to lose a majority of that a lot quicker back. Mainly due to bad play, bad beats and naiveity.
Sorry but what difference does this all make?
I never claimed i was a fantastic player who will always win. 2 people from this forum have ever helped me out financially. On the reverse of this there are 7 players i can think of that i have helped out financially in the past.
Back in the days of bad beat posts i was slightly naive about the way poker works. I developed a huge 5 figure bankroll within the space of months and then proceeded to lose a majority of that a lot quicker back. Mainly due to bad play, bad beats and naiveity.
Sorry but what difference does this all make?
mr mears - serious question (for once)
what happened to change your view of the way poker worked? did you just start to accept the beats (how?) or change the games you played or...
what happened to change your view of the way poker worked? did you just start to accept the beats (how?) or change the games you played or...
Then , who gives u the right to criticise other people's way of playing?
He's just like u , just starting out, learning on his own and from his mistakes etc..give him a break, it's not u to judge him.
He's just like u , just starting out, learning on his own and from his mistakes etc..give him a break, it's not u to judge him.
'I developed a huge 5 figure bankroll within the space of months' - think you forgot to omit the decimal points Ray
p.s this is the best thread in a while on this forum LOVE IT
he judges himself fish.
This is what irritates me. He knew NOBODY that used this forum before he started posting, crowing about his huge feats etc etc.
In my opinion that is just rude. He's quite clearly a small man in a big world. He turns up to the forum game and despite being the best player and **tiest mouth on the forum he decides to keep his head down. Keyboard warrior springs to mind.
This is what irritates me. He knew NOBODY that used this forum before he started posting, crowing about his huge feats etc etc.
In my opinion that is just rude. He's quite clearly a small man in a big world. He turns up to the forum game and despite being the best player and **tiest mouth on the forum he decides to keep his head down. Keyboard warrior springs to mind.
Dibble - I met Total Poker, honestly
Those chavs taught me most of what i know now.
Those chavs taught me most of what i know now.
this thread has to win an award.
best comeback by a thread for starters.
best comeback by a thread for starters.
mr taxi - i did not meet mears. well. i may have brushed past him. i'm not really bothered about it
Mr Mears was the A$$wipe ordering the pink bubbly and expecting Dubai and pommo to pay for it, the cheap w4nker, also mr mears when you were skint around last christmas did you get abuse of where to shop????
and for the record compared to you, you obnoxious little p00fter, thebuilders ok
Mr Mears was the A$$wipe ordering the pink bubbly and expecting Dubai and pommo to pay for it, the cheap w4nker, also mr mears when you were skint around last christmas did you get abuse of where to shop????
and for the record compared to you, you obnoxious little p00fter, thebuilders ok
Strak 28 Sep 15:14
Both sit down with full bankroll and play till busto
A heads-up freeroll. Novel idea.
This should be on pay-per-view.
Any chance of a password, Mandy? ;)
Both sit down with full bankroll and play till busto
A heads-up freeroll. Novel idea.
This should be on pay-per-view.
Any chance of a password, Mandy? ;)
anytime you have the bottle to introduce yourself to me you **ing** then go ahead.
For the record - I payed 100 towards that bill for the champagne. If you like, go ahead and ask Dubai who payed the 350 for the round.
** id love to meet you you **ing**. One day. One day
For the record - I payed 100 towards that bill for the champagne. If you like, go ahead and ask Dubai who payed the 350 for the round.
** id love to meet you you **ing**. One day. One day
the cheap w4nker, also mr mears when you were skint around last christmas did you get abuse of where to shop????
right you** this sentence makes no **ing sense which reveals the true quanity of brain in your head, not much.
Also, i had plenty of people sticking the boot in when i said on the forum in was broke.
Jealously gets you nowhere ( unt.
right you** this sentence makes no **ing sense which reveals the true quanity of brain in your head, not much.
Also, i had plenty of people sticking the boot in when i said on the forum in was broke.
Jealously gets you nowhere ( unt.
how the **** am I supposed to play poker this afternoon guys!!!!
canaryboy 28 Sep 15:54
how the **** am I supposed to play poker this afternoon guys!!!!
You can't!!
:x:x
how the **** am I supposed to play poker this afternoon guys!!!!
You can't!!
:x:x
kp that was a joke in relation to what Deshi had said!
hawko don't call me that.
hawko don't call me that.
I so much want to tell ben to chill a bit but this is just too funny so fkit I'm just gonna watch how long this runs hehe
Canary boy this thread will win many awards imo Best thread of the decade
Strak stop saying that, it's boring now just like jazzy
:x:x
:x:x
"boring just like jazzy" ... that's the nastiest thing i've ever seen anyone write on the forum. you've overstepped the mark, Falcon. Poor Strak!
Wrong thread, deejay. I think you were looking for the "Ariston's winnings" one ;)
yep. lifetime arrangement, as I understand it :p
Ben I will introduce myself to you and then I will proceed into ripping you a new a$$hole, opps someone beat me to it benderboy
i believe Dubai took a whole 25chip off you once you had stopped cryin about it!
i believe Dubai took a whole 25chip off you once you had stopped cryin about it!
No i gave over 100 that night.
Why were you watching anyway? If you are as good as your ego surely you would have sat down you **ing**.
Anytime you want to go face to face with me let me know. I may even consider travelling.
Why were you watching anyway? If you are as good as your ego surely you would have sat down you **ing**.
Anytime you want to go face to face with me let me know. I may even consider travelling.
Well i am in colchester to$$a, you come here and as a goodwill gesture you can have a free punch, then I will leave you fubar
fantastic, im in Bury St Edmunds so just a drive down the road, care to let me know where your local is?
why is he playing low stakes tables seems very successful on highstakes or is that some one else using his account doesnt make any sense to me but as i dont know who any one is ill keep out of it only to say to builder play the
highstakes stts 6 paks ..
highstakes stts 6 paks ..
he prob did well because none of the higer stakes players wd have recognised him and therefore dont know his game so they would have to respec his play without any other info
and a couple of (lucky?) hits does not make one "very successful"
we will have to arrange somewhere to meet, which petrol station/shop do you hang outside with drinking cider your girlie mates??
nice thread - builders managed to work his way out of it
some canary bloke keeps insinuating he can play poker, lots of crystal being mentioned and no sign of dubai, hawk has even put his cheeseburgers down for a look
fuzybrush is filling the car up with petrol as we speak , KP is choking on his guiness - and what all this talk of ariston and winnings - when did they ever appear in a sentence together ?
confused , you will be tune in next week ;)
some canary bloke keeps insinuating he can play poker, lots of crystal being mentioned and no sign of dubai, hawk has even put his cheeseburgers down for a look
fuzybrush is filling the car up with petrol as we speak , KP is choking on his guiness - and what all this talk of ariston and winnings - when did they ever appear in a sentence together ?
confused , you will be tune in next week ;)
why is Ray mears always so angry has he ran out of elderberries again
wtf nowhere on this thread have i insinuated i can play poker.
and it would be a lie!
and it would be a lie!
Carl; is this the return of the Golden Lever skit? I do hope that I get a bigger cheese roll to play this time around :D
He meant you were insinuating Builder can play. Obviously laughable to think he meant you could play when we all know that you are an utter loony tunes :D:D
Chit Chat is that way you utter clown!!
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TFFT.
i only insinuated builder could play in my first post so carl is way out of line here imo and i might have to pay him a little visit.
i only insinuated builder could play in my first post so carl is way out of line here imo and i might have to pay him a little visit.
He has just offered to pay your exes and offered you a free first swing. If I was you I would take the swing and run like fekk - not a chance he will catch you.
dont want to add fuel to the fire but builder told me mears table name was ray the gay ..
I know my place Falcon / Monkey Face and its right here ruining this forum as I have done for the past two years :D
lmao hawko that's the 1st time you've actually made me laugh. :x
great thread, im still shocked at big phils hatred for ben. having met phil a couple of times he doesnt come across as someone who wants to go toe to toe with someone. im willing to lay 4/1 to plenty of money that nothing happens ;)
form an orderely queue ------>
form an orderely queue ------>
if i still gambled i would have my wheelbarrow ready for a big lay m8
its not a case of hating Ben Andy, it seems like the guy has a huge Chip on his shoulder when it comes to certain thing.
now days unless im paid, I try not to get into to many unsavoury situations so your 4/1 is a good bet for many!
now days unless im paid, I try not to get into to many unsavoury situations so your 4/1 is a good bet for many!
Ben, you need to see a doctor or get some s3x, son. You have way too much testosterone (again).
Just go and smash one out, yeah ? Highstack can help you with the material...
Just go and smash one out, yeah ? Highstack can help you with the material...
LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Builder's mental ramblings about wanting to be loved.
Bo11ocks about A*s in A Levels.
Having a go at someone becasue he doesn't "know" anyone before he starts poosting on here
**ging someone off for basically having the cheek to play poker when you have been responsible for some of the most ridiculous and ar$elicking threads/posts ever on here.
A fight being organised
But best of all, a bit of random abuse of each way. SOME MORE OF THIS PLEASE
Builder's mental ramblings about wanting to be loved.
Bo11ocks about A*s in A Levels.
Having a go at someone becasue he doesn't "know" anyone before he starts poosting on here
**ging someone off for basically having the cheek to play poker when you have been responsible for some of the most ridiculous and ar$elicking threads/posts ever on here.
A fight being organised
But best of all, a bit of random abuse of each way. SOME MORE OF THIS PLEASE
If Builder and Ben end up getting married I believe there are some GB & Ire Ryder Cup jackets on E-Bay.
Ben & Builder can they**it
Ben & Builder yes they can
Ben & Builder yes they can
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Sunday8pm&word2=thebuilder86
It dont look good form wise for the builder :)
It dont look good form wise for the builder :)
I know someone who knows the very man/legend that is builder.
No christmas wishes from him even while back home from uni is a bitter blow to many I'm sure.
No christmas wishes from him even while back home from uni is a bitter blow to many I'm sure.
he's a dude for sure. but what happened as he used to access bf from uni. very odd.
who are you btw k-money?
who are you btw k-money?
Perhaps he outgrew this forum.
He was always a boy destined for great things imo.
I'm no-one you would know, although I've been informed by someone who does know you that you are sound as a pound thus the fresh start.
They will be most pleased.
GL GL
He was always a boy destined for great things imo.
I'm no-one you would know, although I've been informed by someone who does know you that you are sound as a pound thus the fresh start.
They will be most pleased.
GL GL
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