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canaryboy
27 Sep 06 07:10
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impressive sharkscope stats there. i wasn't meaning to search but your name was saved so thought i'd have another check. possibly the funniest graph and bankroll management i've ever seen though. but the figures don't lie.
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Report Leaf September 28, 2006 2:09 PM BST
Builder went to shops yesterday that proooooves he is not broke :-) lol
Report dibble September 28, 2006 2:12 PM BST
Ray Mears 28 Sep 14:31

Builder your graph suggests you are a losing player that has had a few lucky big wins in the bigger sixpaks.

You can't **** the deck forever so my advice would be to quit now.


always going to start a ruck I reckon. Mr Mears seems rather like Denis Wise - could start a fight in an empty room. :D
Report Ray Mears September 28, 2006 2:13 PM BST
chill ffs...

and yes I appreciate the inherent contractiction in that statement...

ben - you are not the forum police..
builder - you do rather invite this sort of thing..

much more entertaining than working...


you may want to rephrase this statement. I have an A* in A level English and it makes no sense to me
Report thebuilder86. September 28, 2006 2:13 PM BST
tell yeeeeeee wot. we'll organise some sort of poker-based duel to the virtual death.

if i lose. i leave the forum forever? maybe. any ideas about this contest would be gratefully recieved.
Report richpickns September 28, 2006 2:14 PM BST
lol thats what I said several days ago
Report Strak September 28, 2006 2:14 PM BST
Both sit down with full bankroll and play till busto
Report canaryboy September 28, 2006 2:14 PM BST
lol strak!
Report Ray Mears September 28, 2006 2:15 PM BST
I hear the pound shops and Aldi in Huntingdon had a roaring trade yesterday.
Report richpickns September 28, 2006 2:15 PM BST
i think it should happen AFTER builder's Ocean Finance loan comes through then
Report Ray Mears September 28, 2006 2:16 PM BST
I can't play yet. I have to wait until my left testicle stops itching before i can play (I'm waiting for my 7th credit card from NatWest)
Report dibble September 28, 2006 2:19 PM BST
If you can't work it out I'm not telling you!

btw, A* in English A-level.... if I were to play that card I wouldn't want any typos in my posts.
Report thebuilder86. September 28, 2006 2:19 PM BST
omg. you don't get it do you. well. i will play you if you want sometime.....

btw i have only one bank account so no credit card or broke man's loan for me. but you seem to know a lot about it......

off now. shopping............. not begging as mears would like to think. lmao.

must be the highlight of oyur day. a thread like this.............
Report twoods18 September 28, 2006 2:21 PM BST
Since when have they started devaluing A levels to the form of GCSE's and awarding * to the A grades?

I give up with this country!
Report Ray Mears September 28, 2006 2:23 PM BST
Ok i talk **. It was a GCSE but even still, i try not to write on the forum as i would do if i was writing an 800 page novel.

Builder, please refrain from humiliating yourself anymore. I am sorry i had to reveal the truth about your life but it had to be done. Now take it as a hint. GO. PLEASE
Report FishAtWrk September 28, 2006 2:29 PM BST
If I remember well, u had no money at some point in the past and came here complaining how hard is to win online getting all kind of bad beats. Weren't u that one Ben?
And some people helped u and so on?
Report richpickns September 28, 2006 2:29 PM BST
Ray Mears and Builder in a tree k.i.s.s.i.n.g
Report twoods18 September 28, 2006 2:30 PM BST
Like the name - think I will call myself FshNtAtWrk
Report MC Roller September 28, 2006 2:31 PM BST
I've written an 800 page novel before, but it was a long time ago.

I had to write, I must not call the teacher a boring f***ing c**t, 20,000 times.
Report FishAtWrk September 28, 2006 2:32 PM BST
When I'm playing, I get loads of time this line from people I don't even have in my poker tracker: guys, this guy's shark, don't let the name fool you. I'm like : WOOT? :D
Report canaryboy September 28, 2006 2:33 PM BST
hmmm i never get that :O
Report Ray Mears September 28, 2006 2:33 PM BST
Sorry but what difference does that make?

I never claimed i was a fantastic player who will always win. 2 people from this forum have ever helped me out financially. On the reverse of this there are 7 players i can think of that i have helped out financially in the past.

Back in the days of bad beat posts i was slightly naive about the way poker works. I developed a huge 5 figure bankroll within the space of months and then proceeded to lose a majority of that a lot quicker back. Mainly due to bad play, bad beats and naiveity.

Sorry but what difference does this all make?
Report dibble September 28, 2006 2:35 PM BST
mr mears - serious question (for once)

what happened to change your view of the way poker worked? did you just start to accept the beats (how?) or change the games you played or...
Report FishAtWrk September 28, 2006 2:36 PM BST
Then , who gives u the right to criticise other people's way of playing?
He's just like u , just starting out, learning on his own and from his mistakes etc..give him a break, it's not u to judge him.
Report richpickns September 28, 2006 2:36 PM BST
'I developed a huge 5 figure bankroll within the space of months' - think you forgot to omit the decimal points Ray
Report richpickns September 28, 2006 2:39 PM BST
p.s this is the best thread in a while on this forum LOVE IT
Report Ray Mears September 28, 2006 2:39 PM BST
he judges himself fish.

This is what irritates me. He knew NOBODY that used this forum before he started posting, crowing about his huge feats etc etc.

In my opinion that is just rude. He's quite clearly a small man in a big world. He turns up to the forum game and despite being the best player and **tiest mouth on the forum he decides to keep his head down. Keyboard warrior springs to mind.
Report Ray Mears September 28, 2006 2:40 PM BST
Dibble - I met Total Poker, honestly

Those chavs taught me most of what i know now.
Report dibble September 28, 2006 2:41 PM BST
sound.
Report Ray Mears September 28, 2006 2:41 PM BST
Rich - Who the ** are you?
Report richpickns September 28, 2006 2:43 PM BST
does it matter?
Report canaryboy September 28, 2006 2:44 PM BST
this thread has to win an award.

best comeback by a thread for starters.
Report B1G PHIL September 28, 2006 2:47 PM BST
mr taxi - i did not meet mears. well. i may have brushed past him. i'm not really bothered about it

Mr Mears was the A$$wipe ordering the pink bubbly and expecting Dubai and pommo to pay for it, the cheap w4nker, also mr mears when you were skint around last christmas did you get abuse of where to shop????

and for the record compared to you, you obnoxious little p00fter, thebuilders ok
Report I've 2 Moves (Fold and Reload) September 28, 2006 2:49 PM BST
Strak 28 Sep 15:14
Both sit down with full bankroll and play till busto

A heads-up freeroll. Novel idea.
This should be on pay-per-view.
Any chance of a password, Mandy? ;)
Report B1G PHIL September 28, 2006 2:50 PM BST
lol good one Ken!
Report Ray Mears September 28, 2006 2:50 PM BST
anytime you have the bottle to introduce yourself to me you **ing** then go ahead.

For the record - I payed 100 towards that bill for the champagne. If you like, go ahead and ask Dubai who payed the 350 for the round.

** id love to meet you you **ing**. One day. One day
Report Ray Mears September 28, 2006 2:53 PM BST
the cheap w4nker, also mr mears when you were skint around last christmas did you get abuse of where to shop????

right you** this sentence makes no **ing sense which reveals the true quanity of brain in your head, not much.

Also, i had plenty of people sticking the boot in when i said on the forum in was broke.

Jealously gets you nowhere ( unt.
Report The Falcon September 28, 2006 2:53 PM BST
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Report canaryboy September 28, 2006 2:54 PM BST
how the **** am I supposed to play poker this afternoon guys!!!!
Report richpickns September 28, 2006 2:56 PM BST
just play like Buzzer
Report I've 2 Moves (Fold and Reload) September 28, 2006 2:58 PM BST
...or Hawko/Noseyboy-style!
Report The Falcon September 28, 2006 2:58 PM BST
canaryboy 28 Sep 15:54


how the **** am I supposed to play poker this afternoon guys!!!!



You can't!!

:x:x
Report canaryboy September 28, 2006 2:59 PM BST
kp that was a joke in relation to what Deshi had said!

hawko don't call me that.
Report aristonandon September 28, 2006 2:59 PM BST
I so much want to tell ben to chill a bit but this is just too funny so fkit I'm just gonna watch how long this runs hehe
Report Strak September 28, 2006 3:01 PM BST
Canary boy this thread will win many awards imo Best thread of the decade
Report The Falcon September 28, 2006 3:02 PM BST
Strak stop saying that, it's boring now just like jazzy

:x:x
Report I've 2 Moves (Fold and Reload) September 28, 2006 3:03 PM BST
"boring just like jazzy" ... that's the nastiest thing i've ever seen anyone write on the forum. you've overstepped the mark, Falcon. Poor Strak!
Report Stallion1873 September 28, 2006 3:04 PM BST
So much anger and none of it from me :)
Report deejay. September 28, 2006 3:20 PM BST
whats going on here then
Report I've 2 Moves (Fold and Reload) September 28, 2006 3:21 PM BST
Wrong thread, deejay. I think you were looking for the "Ariston's winnings" one ;)
Report deejay. September 28, 2006 3:22 PM BST
yep your right kp on my way
Report The Falcon September 28, 2006 3:22 PM BST
"winnings" u sure kp?
Report I've 2 Moves (Fold and Reload) September 28, 2006 3:24 PM BST
yep. lifetime arrangement, as I understand it :p
Report B1G PHIL September 28, 2006 3:24 PM BST
Ben I will introduce myself to you and then I will proceed into ripping you a new a$$hole, opps someone beat me to it benderboy

i believe Dubai took a whole 25chip off you once you had stopped cryin about it!
Report Ray Mears September 28, 2006 3:27 PM BST
No i gave over 100 that night.

Why were you watching anyway? If you are as good as your ego surely you would have sat down you **ing**.

Anytime you want to go face to face with me let me know. I may even consider travelling.
Report B1G PHIL September 28, 2006 3:33 PM BST
Well i am in colchester to$$a, you come here and as a goodwill gesture you can have a free punch, then I will leave you fubar
Report Ray Mears September 28, 2006 3:49 PM BST
fantastic, im in Bury St Edmunds so just a drive down the road, care to let me know where your local is?
Report casemoney September 28, 2006 3:50 PM BST
why is he playing low stakes tables seems very successful on highstakes or is that some one else using his account doesnt make any sense to me but as i dont know who any one is ill keep out of it only to say to builder play the
highstakes stts 6 paks ..
Report Stallion1873 September 28, 2006 3:52 PM BST
he doesnt have the roll to play them
Report richpickns September 28, 2006 3:53 PM BST
he prob did well because none of the higer stakes players wd have recognised him and therefore dont know his game so they would have to respec his play without any other info
Report Stallion1873 September 28, 2006 3:54 PM BST
and a couple of (lucky?) hits does not make one "very successful"
Report richpickns September 28, 2006 3:55 PM BST
exactly
Report B1G PHIL September 28, 2006 4:01 PM BST
I will come to your house
Report Ray Mears September 28, 2006 4:07 PM BST
anytime you want to visit bury, just let me know
Report B1G PHIL September 28, 2006 4:11 PM BST
its still a ** hole yes??
Report B1G PHIL September 28, 2006 4:12 PM BST
we will have to arrange somewhere to meet, which petrol station/shop do you hang outside with drinking cider your girlie mates??
Report Mandylou September 28, 2006 4:14 PM BST
nice thread - builders managed to work his way out of it
some canary bloke keeps insinuating he can play poker, lots of crystal being mentioned and no sign of dubai, hawk has even put his cheeseburgers down for a look
fuzybrush is filling the car up with petrol as we speak , KP is choking on his guiness - and what all this talk of ariston and winnings - when did they ever appear in a sentence together ?

confused , you will be tune in next week ;)
Report TW September 28, 2006 4:15 PM BST
why is Ray mears always so angry has he ran out of elderberries again
Report canaryboy September 28, 2006 4:16 PM BST
wtf nowhere on this thread have i insinuated i can play poker.

and it would be a lie!
Report twoods18 September 28, 2006 4:33 PM BST
Carl; is this the return of the Golden Lever skit? I do hope that I get a bigger cheese roll to play this time around :D
Report each way September 28, 2006 4:34 PM BST
quality ...
Report twoods18 September 28, 2006 4:34 PM BST
He meant you were insinuating Builder can play. Obviously laughable to think he meant you could play when we all know that you are an utter loony tunes :D:D
Report The Falcon September 28, 2006 4:35 PM BST
Chit Chat is that way you utter clown!!

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Report nh-wp-gg-gl-ty September 28, 2006 4:35 PM BST
hes right pirate ..get back where you belong
Report canaryboy September 28, 2006 4:36 PM BST
TFFT.

i only insinuated builder could play in my first post so carl is way out of line here imo and i might have to pay him a little visit.
Report canaryboy September 28, 2006 4:36 PM BST
keeps? keeps?!
Report twoods18 September 28, 2006 4:37 PM BST
He has just offered to pay your exes and offered you a free first swing. If I was you I would take the swing and run like fekk - not a chance he will catch you.
Report HALFRAVING September 28, 2006 4:37 PM BST
dont want to add fuel to the fire but builder told me mears table name was ray the gay ..
Report twoods18 September 28, 2006 4:38 PM BST
I know my place Falcon / Monkey Face and its right here ruining this forum as I have done for the past two years :D
Report canaryboy September 28, 2006 4:39 PM BST
lmao hawko that's the 1st time you've actually made me laugh. :x
Report twoods18 September 28, 2006 4:39 PM BST
Quality retort Mike :D
Report callataxi September 28, 2006 6:07 PM BST
great thread, im still shocked at big phils hatred for ben. having met phil a couple of times he doesnt come across as someone who wants to go toe to toe with someone. im willing to lay 4/1 to plenty of money that nothing happens ;)
form an orderely queue ------>
Report richpickns September 28, 2006 6:22 PM BST
if i still gambled i would have my wheelbarrow ready for a big lay m8
Report B1G PHIL September 28, 2006 7:03 PM BST
its not a case of hating Ben Andy, it seems like the guy has a huge Chip on his shoulder when it comes to certain thing.
now days unless im paid, I try not to get into to many unsavoury situations so your 4/1 is a good bet for many!
Report Nibbles September 28, 2006 7:16 PM BST
Ben, you need to see a doctor or get some s3x, son. You have way too much testosterone (again).

Just go and smash one out, yeah ? Highstack can help you with the material...
Report Live Forever September 28, 2006 7:50 PM BST
LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Builder's mental ramblings about wanting to be loved.

Bo11ocks about A*s in A Levels.

Having a go at someone becasue he doesn't "know" anyone before he starts poosting on here

**ging someone off for basically having the cheek to play poker when you have been responsible for some of the most ridiculous and ar$elicking threads/posts ever on here.

A fight being organised

But best of all, a bit of random abuse of each way. SOME MORE OF THIS PLEASE
Report blazing walker September 28, 2006 8:12 PM BST
If Builder and Ben end up getting married I believe there are some GB & Ire Ryder Cup jackets on E-Bay.
Report twoods18 September 28, 2006 9:38 PM BST
Ben & Builder can they**it
Ben & Builder yes they can
Report Ray Mears September 29, 2006 2:27 PM BST
l0000ooo0oo0oo0oo0oo0o0oo0oo0olllll
Report Systems September 29, 2006 4:47 PM BST
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Sunday8pm&word2=thebuilder86


It dont look good form wise for the builder :)
Report formcast September 30, 2006 12:38 AM BST
Sunday Tw@t Pre Menstal
Report canaryboy December 31, 2006 6:14 AM GMT
i like this one too!
Report k-money December 31, 2006 6:19 AM GMT
I know someone who knows the very man/legend that is builder.

No christmas wishes from him even while back home from uni is a bitter blow to many I'm sure.
Report canaryboy December 31, 2006 6:22 AM GMT
he's a dude for sure. but what happened as he used to access bf from uni. very odd.

who are you btw k-money?
Report k-money December 31, 2006 6:26 AM GMT
Perhaps he outgrew this forum.

He was always a boy destined for great things imo.


I'm no-one you would know, although I've been informed by someone who does know you that you are sound as a pound thus the fresh start.

They will be most pleased.

GL GL
Report canaryboy December 31, 2006 6:27 AM GMT
oh ok.

i must have paid them well!
Report formcast December 31, 2006 7:05 AM GMT
He got run over by a truck.
Report formcast December 31, 2006 7:10 AM GMT
Made christmas very flat.
Report formcast December 31, 2006 7:15 AM GMT
Seriously the tw@ts in a wheelchair.
Report Allez May 4, 2010 4:41 AM BST
BUMP
Report canaryboy May 4, 2010 4:45 AM BST
lol nice one!

was looking for this thread but no joy
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