How many times this week will Klup do?

getting harder for you to get away from it this time dog

if u want to pay on fulltilt then i suggest thm as an option

can give joe a ring in the morning and set it up with them if u want

if you would rather pay on stars then

julian/flushy/jp kelly or any of the hitsquad

maybe even jon kalmar (5th in wsop a year or two back) or james akenhead poker million winner and final tablist at the wsop last year and wsope last year.

again maybe these guys are all dodgy in your eyes though lol


how you gonna try get out of this one now mouthy?

just another thread where you run your mouth off pup and make a fool out of yourself. you just cant help making yourself look a complete and utter idiot can you

i would really rather the bet be bigger than 500-1000 though if you are willing to give me 2-1 so please let me know how deep you are willing to go

is it just me or has the pup suddenly gone quiet?

hands up who is even slightly surprised.



see you in another couple of weeks when you run your mouth off again and forget how you have bottled it again and try to say its me that has pulled out of this challenge as well you sad sad man.

ladies and gentlemen I present ben lingard- the saddest excuse for a man in the uk

hahah dog JUST SHUT UP cos you cant put up anything. if you even dare complain thew is a bad escow then ur a bigger fool than i thought.

i suggested julian as he is probably the squeekiest of sqeeky clean players in the world lol.

if he cant take julian as an escrew then i know nobody will do for him but i have given him a few other options as well.


he seems to have gone very quiet all of a sudden so oh well- guess we will have to wait for another week or two before he starts running his mouth off again making challenges he has no intention of playing.

maybe he would be better spending more time trying to find a life instead of living in the past. this grudge because i fired him a couple of times is a bit pathetic- sure u can all see now why i had to fire him and block him from msn etc.... guys worse than a bunny boiler ex girlfried ffs

ariston u can make stories up as much as you like..this forum is littered with your stories....
Basically its very difficult 2 take u seriously.....tbh 1k is fook all me...but u come out with some bi zzare s@@/.....u want somebody 2 put up money before u name a date time or place....to a escrew...

r u f@@@@@ nuts-------u do anything 2 get out of this s@@@.

I give u some dayes u work out when i free , u find one that coincides we play,...u getting 2-1 for ur money..now coming across liek a c@@@ which u are...

BOTTLER

oh suprise jim turned up lol!

just had an e mail from him russ

" i aint aving non of them untrustworthy shiysters that baldy has put forward to hold my cash - who are they ? ive never heard of them! we need someone who is well known and 100%, im thinking maybe that nelson bloke from south africa or that lizzie windsor bird with the house near trafalger square or even that guy in the funny white dress from rome thats got summat to do with the church - no doubt ariston will pull out claiming he doesent know them just shows how scared he is
you know i want this game so badly i cant concentrate on the play money sng`s im playing atm and have **g bubbled in the last 3 of them
anyway thats my terms so get it sorted and as long as it doesent clash wiv my birds £9.50 sun caravan holiday at frimley on the sea (assuming the lazy bstrd postman brings the giro this week) then im as good as there"

doggy

ball in aristons court IMVHO

no wonder u and ariston are mates...Both of your sense of humour on low-high contuim of sense of humour come to close to zero..

Seriously i will make over 100k from poer this year whilst ariston hopes he can beg his way into a live event and get lucky one day and keep 25percent of his winnings 2 blow on cahs tables as he always will ty

Xtranormal videos urgently needed.

dog , you are a dreamer who needs to get laid i reckon

he'd probably bottle that imo.

fact is i make more money this year from poker than ariston and ur club put 2gether..........now thats a bet i will take

nearest you will ever get to seeing 100k is being the banker at your familys annual xmas day afternoon monopoly competition

u want 2 lay money i make 100k mandy lou

impossible to prove - your word has sadly been shown to be worthless

you need to show your commitment to the first bet you reneged on first before offering more bottling opportunites.

ok ariston soory jim

dont think you could have picked two bigger opposites in anything than jim and ariston
the fact that everyone one here has probably met either one or likely both of them shows you arent exactly the sharpest tool in the box doesent it

doesnt mean they r posting does it!

your deluded. get help

anyway it shows what big losers on here u lot are....

Big bad dog.....consisitant winner....v ariston need backing for live mtt,,,,,,,,,,consiiatnt loser

who will win..yer ariston will win of course,,,,,,,,,yer ok

it means that 3 people are up at this ungodly hour and all think you are a pratt with balls the size of rasins thats all

but dont forget julian thaw....did say ariston was the greates hu player in the world and would back him v anybody!

come to think of it no wonder he wants the cash in julian accounts...so he doesnt have 2 put up 500 quid.....very clever ariston

no he gave you a trusted name to put up your cash with - you once again declined

i dont care who backs ariston 2 b honest,....they will lose money...again is farcicail u seriously expect some body to deposit..whith no contact with them..no date arranged..i mean wtf....r u lot fu@@@@@ rearded,,,

Yer i go casino i want to puy in for the 75k...theres my 100quid......when it on...well we decide later ok..yer wright f@@@@@ stupid dimwits...trying 2 bottle out of playing big bad dog...

Now get this straight i will play ariston 2-1 on his money...but i aint being dicdated any s@@@ too. i want date time arranged.....is perfectley reasonable....nw sort it out u muppet donkey

fact is u sacred...im king..i will own you good night

http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/EducationAndLearning/AdultLearning/ImprovingYour...

I always try and avoid sacred players

BOTTLER!


AHAHAHAHAHA PATHETIC

Mandylou 30 Mar 02:25


nearest you will ever get to seeing 100k is being the banker at your familys annual xmas day afternoon monopoly competition

LMFAO.

why dont u arrange it for the weekend of the forum game, not only will it show who bottles what, but will give some side entertainment, also upto a hundred witnesses so no-one can come on here shouting their mouths off. Once both agree date send the money and its on, sounds easy doesnt it?

wants to make bets/challenges isnt willing to pay.... make me a challenge when you have got lucky in some $5 mtt dog and you have the buyin then we will talk.

if you want to post your grand with an escrew I will play you any time in the next month no worries so you dont need to worry about having your money tied up for ages.

hell I would even consider playing it online so Im not tempted to launch you although this would reduce my edge considerably (but for 2-1 im not really worried about that). why dont we make the bet my 1k to your 2k and play a best of 9 on stars/tilt/here wherever (non turbo/superturbos) ?

as im a bit thick, granted i know, what will 1k being tied up for a few weeks matter if ur profiting 2k per week, ie 100k this year, if ur BR management is good and ur a decent player as u say u r dog then surely 1k is chicken feed rather than a cant do without. or am i even thicker than i realise i am

BOTTLER

Psychological evaluation of the posts by an individual identifying himself as Mr BigBadDog reveal a psychotic disorder characterized primarily by disturbance of thought content, with little integrity of thought process and clear indication of perceptual turmoil. The current presentation from the content of his posts appears to represent an acute exacerbation of a chronic psychotic disturbance which had its onset several months ago after the firing of the subject from a poker staking scheme by a certain Mr Ariston. Currently, Mr. BigBadDog appears to remain extremely distressed, anxious, paranoid, and delusional, despite self-reports to the contrary. The subject appears to be attempting to cope with his illness using extreme aggression and withdrawal from reality.

It is recommended that efforts to establish a trusting relationship with this subject be continued, in order to help him cultivate a more adaptive coping/defensive pattern. Individual therapy in the form of a few gentle heads up matches with his perceived tormentor, Mr Ariston will be more productive than group interventions. Once his guardedness has been relaxed, it will likely be beneficial to explore psychosocial issues present at the time Mr. BigBadDog was fired by Mr Ariston, as these appear to have partially precipitated the current psychotic exacerbation.

Doctor Honeybear

^^^^^ in other words - HE BOTTLED IT?

Big Bad Dog 30 Mar 02:25
u want 2 lay money i make 100k mandy lou

That's why the stats for the blackday account hidden on Sharkscope, I could have sworn it showed a $6k loss. My mistake.

gee i used that account in the old days of cyprologic when i learning the game...however was still 2k up...so dont tell porkeis now

blackday 1,684 $2 $32 0% $2,847

old blackday poker stars

blackday99 3,810 $2 $23 10% $6,824 Hot 79 PokerStars SNG

and ariston goes on he sacked from stt after a few days! whose the mug and whose going to win heads up.

Fact is he never sacked me--he said u either do it my way or not at all..and i said fu@@ off and he said ur sacked then.

and what sort of**sacks a guy on 10roi on 25buck games anyway

so consequently i will kill him as i the better player

Betfair actually, 2006 results are so passé

just gave u poker stars 2 of 10roi...meanlinless as well no doubt v a bald head nobody i take my shot

i mean if he wants to boast about sacking a guy who has over 150k stt earnings,,,,,,,let him carry on..Just shows what a stupid f@@@ he is.

does this mean the game is on the fact you are going to beat me etc?

Just you let me know when your willing to post the buyin and chose an escrew so we can confirm a day and venue asap.

having read Dr Honeybears profile of you I am a little concerned- what is he going to do when I beat him 5-0 doctor? I dont want to be responsible for someone finding a high bridge.

all im saying is i wouldnt be boasting about sacking a guy who has earned 150k plus from stt....I mean only a d@@@ would boast about this..

Is abit like me sacking my best salesperson as he had a bad attitude..F@@@ that keep bringing the money in..

Is actually embrassing you keep mentioning as you should how clueless you are..and the fact that you allow pride rulr to your head..shows you cant think rationally under pressure and will be destroyed ta the poker table.

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn240/Die_hard6969/235523.jpg :)

Blackday99 1,129 -$1 $25 -2% -$1,280 Hot N/A PokerStars E=2

You heads up beast, you!!

Might I refer the patient too my earlier diagnosis: "Mr. BigBadDog appears to remain extremely distressed, anxious, paranoid, and delusional, despite self-reports to the contrary. The subject appears to be attempting to cope with his illness using extreme aggression and withdrawal from reality".

I ran my first sales company at 18 and ran many others after and I never sacked my best salesman because of attitude. the best was usually the hardest to deal with but he made me lots of money

If you had been my best player I would have put up with you. fact is you weren't even an average player and couldnt follow the simplest of rules put in place to help you improve. when I sacked you the second time you turned into a stalking fantasist with no grasp on reality.

You keep abusing but you keep avoidng the question I keep asking- who do you agree is a good escrew and when will you be posting the money? when you have done that we can have further dialogue which will mean never as you clearly are just a sad little man with a big mouth and no balls. to steal a line off punterz you are a broke joke.

ffs - just read all this in the vain hope a game might go ahead - me = dumba$$

big dog - how the fook are u trying to imply yer not bottling it,ariston/mandylou have done nothing but "try" and sort this FOR YOU!! - UMPTEEN NAMES TO ACT AS ESCREW - A POKERCLUB ETC.

just put up or shut up you pleb - even if all this was an eloberate wind up of your making (how i dont know but...) yer still looking like a plick.

i was your best player u thick fook..i only played 2 days...u reatrd..and I couldnt be asked with ur bu@@ **..so iwasnt that bothered and just wanted to let u know what a thick fook u are to mess with some guy with 150k profits behind him. I doing u a favour playing,,but as i only wanted 2 do it to play 100stt not 10which I could have done myself..I didnt really give af@@@.
So please stop the bull s@@@. your a serila loser at poker..i as erila winner ty

so im not average player...with 10roi on 25buck games at poker stars 7k up.on my old blackday99 account..just one example..
no way below average 10roi over 3000games! u stupid thick c???

as for sacking me a 2nd time..i dont think so...I just simply wouldnt agree with way you doing, i cant respect a guy who is a donkey..telling a guy who has betetr stats,earned more money tell me how to play poker......

I played you many times on crypto and you were awful. Those were the days.

big bad dog.......one simple question :
when are you free to play this game? ...ariston has clearly stated he will play any day in the next month....agree date , ship the money and game on ....simples :)

y so serious...man on 5 accounts i avergaing 7-12roi...at 25-75 buck games..you struggle to get to 5 even when u play90games a day v arrdonk and other s:::.

Infact Id hazard A guess id take home amonth twice as much as you do..

don't be worrying about that ....just say a date you are available and you can prove all the people who think you are full of it wrong (i think there are 1 or 2 at least) ;)

honeybear if u check teh sats..i played heads up on poker stars when i 1st learned...just look at teh graph i turned a 2k loss into 7k profit just learning poker....

So ty for pointing that out which means on the 25s i was going at13roi over 2500-300games

i thought this dog character was cucumber 1?

lololol - seems intent on ignoring u check_aa :)

not at all his game is he wont even agree a date until the money deposited..He has no intention of playing me is bottom line

do you want to play or not? simple question

if you do you have challenged me offering 2-1 odds ... £500 to your £1000

I have said I am happy to up that bet to anywhere around the 10k mark if you so wish (even if i didnt have money myself I know 99% of the forum would happily take me at 2-1 over anyone) so there isnt a problem my end.

as for the past lets just agree to differ. you begged for a chance with no evidence but u talked a good game. you screwed up i fired you. you begged another chance and i said strictly if you follow my rules. within 2 days again you had been fired again. you have then spent 18 months stalking and abusing me. I have arranged staking for hundreds of players including plenty from the forum and I have had to let many go.... only one has been so pathetic about it. You were on the minum staking i offered to complete halfwits ffs (think he was on $200 a day lol). You couldnt beat the games at that level but now you have turned into a world beater who earns 2k a week (although sharkscope seems to show this isnt true).

blackday/cucumber/ben lingard/ little soft puppy whatever u want to call yourself lets name an escrew and lets set this up so you can prove what a man you are. if I'm so bad its free money for you and you should be willing to up the bet as well.

I have named 10 escrews already who i would be happy with so please pick one of them and i can arrange money to be transfered to them. this is of course unless u think the hendon mob/ the hitsquad julian thew/ john kalmar etc are all untrustworthy.


anyone wanting to take action on this match leave there names here. 2-1 on a 1-33 shot is to good to miss ;)

so if what u saying is true..how come on all the blackday accounts they up over 60k then u d@@@.
u talk utter s@@@ ariston

as i have already stated i will play at your convenience straight away as the money is posted with an escrew. I will make myself available for any day in april if you post the money today- that fair enough?

for me to confirm a date time etc though i want the buyin posted as you have already bottled it once and i dont want u to do it again

What date do you want to play puppy?

and im not really interested in what you have won lost on any account. when u played for me you were hopeless and had no discipline or the slightest idea how to follow simple instructions so i fired you. end of story

you abuse me at every opportunity and are clearly a screw loose and you have now got yourself another chance to prove yourself by offering 2-1.

i play poker for money not ego and i cant refuse 2-1 so even though i would rather never share a table with you i cant give up that sort of value from a halfwit

not at all i played 2-3 days..
won one....lost 100on another....u wanted 2 give it the big in...i said mate i know what i doing i made thousands..u got the stats..i dont need a lecture on how 2 play poker from a donkey......

u were lucky i was willing 2 even give it a go..but at 10 games i wasnt really intrested..so i told u to do one..when u say do it my way or not..big difference to sacking somebody

Mr BigBadDog ... sit down and stop panting and chasing your tail. Between Dec 05 and Oct 06 you were playing on the old Cryptologic site. You didn't start playing at pokerstars on the blackday99 account until March 2007. So saying that this is when you first learned is severely deluded would you not say? Your heads up stats show that you have the heads up ability of a baboon ... and for your own sake and for what little is left of your sanity I suggest you back down from your challenge with Ariston.

Having said that it appears that you are taking my advice to heart by not responding to any direct requests to lock down the details of the challenge. I suggest that you keep this tactic up, as although you'll continue to look like a complete idiot in everyone else's eyes it will at least preserve what vestiges are left of your crumbling sanity.

plus as you said to me i dont really want to do this ben..but uve upest the bossman so i have to,......

u talk so much b@@@ **.it is embrassing..

so if you left of your own accord why the grudge after all this time?

if you making thousands and knew how to play why did you have to come begging for a shot and beg over and over after i sacked you?

why did you then set up several bogus ** addresses to try and get back with badbeat (who had already sacked you before you came to me) under false names. all spotted and all blocked?

selective memory but as i say i dont live in the past i live for today and tomorrow.

when you want to play and which escrew are you going to post the money with. i will get you there screenname at tilt or *s so you can transfer the buyin over then will will confirm a convenient day for you- i have already said anytime in april is fine for me.

yer i never played heads up on crypto so was new game..is like playing omha for the 1st time..was still learning then...i much betetr now...so is poker..but...who cares....just pointing out that when i was learning differnt varience of the games... now he is playing a serial winner with 5yeras of wiining..i not use 2 losing and iam a better player than ariston..and i will win

i havent set up any accounts with bad beat....the only time i ever contacted them was at teh same time as the other site and they were very postive. but i delt with a lady..and in the end i went back to playing on my own..again mor elies from u

name a date bigbaddog any day next month is ok according to russ so name 1 day in april please. ill have 2k worth russ if theres any left. though i doubt there will be or doubt he will play

u are so sure u will win but u dont seem to want to actually play????


which escrew shall we use and when next month is good for you?

i have never played for badbeat you tool

im asking you why you contuie to make things up. I have a grudge on youas your a tool. a man of little reagrd, and basically a bull sh@@@@.

date please?

tell u what up the bet to 5kme 10kyou and i will pay for the private suite at dtd and you can have the pick of their dealers.

rob loves a good heads up challenge and will sort me out a decent rate. maybe even able to get a live feed going seeing as its set up for that already

what some fooker stupid enough to stake u as you dont hav ethe dough kid

we could even use dtd as an escrew if you wanted. sure rob or simon trumper would be happy to hold the buyins and act as an escrew


you happy with those terms?

u dont have 10k

and i cant belive a word you say as you just bull s@@@.nearly every entry u make

i would only need 5k if you are willing to do 10k

i can post that immediately if you wanted who would u like to post your 10 with?

date please bottler

i tell u one thing i wouldnt be posting 10k with any escrew..

i cant beleive you cant see what a c unt your making of yourself dog. its just laughable

even if i didnt have the 5k i could put a thread here and say who wants a piece of the action at 2-1

i am a man of my word and the players on here know that and the 5k would be there inside a day. could probably even get a lot more if you are so sure you are going to win

hows about it big boy?

carlisel/ariston...bad beat account holders...the only people looking are a c@@' are you..with ur constant li@@

as youd have to bed and boorow as normal..that is the tramp u are

dont u realise everyone on all your threads arent anything to do with me.

they know me because i am a respected member of the poker community- not just some mouthy lowlife tramp bottle merchant

end of discussion i think- you clearly have no intention of playing me if you wont post the buyin with a trusted escrew

keep making a t1t of yourself coward

bottle job gob**e.joke of a boy

beg and borrow lol

ive got people contacting me on msn dieing to buy a piece of the action and some even willing to take 6/4 so i am freerolling on you but i wouldnt do that.

they are all desperate to get in on this as they know its free money but they all also realise you just a nomark with no intention of playing.

jog on now pup- let me know when u willing to actually play instead of bottling it again

guess he has choked again and run away so guess the game is off.

no doubt he will come back in a while offering me 3-1 to make the game happen. he may as well offer me 250-1 if he is never gonna play. may make him feel more important in his own mind.

he did say he would win 100k this year though, he did forget that it was playmoney ;)

Come on dog, unlock the blackday stats on Betfair. I am sure we could all do with being impressed with your ability.

dog BOTTLER

Where is the naughty little puppy, don't say he has done a runner ?:|

bbd should be a politician, I've never seen anyone as good at saying they'll do something and when they don't completely ignoring it and firing up new debates lol