New Posts For Thread: good joke requiredhttps://community.betfair.com/irish_sports/go/thread/view/94110/23606166/good-joke-requiredany good jokes? need one to sweeten up a lady friend but nothing really long as ill be texting iti met this 23yr old woman the other night, we were getting on really well. As the pub was closing she said to me " how do you fancy coming back to my place for some super sex" i replied " at my age i had better have the soup".https://community.betfair.com/irish_sports/go/thread/view/94110/23606166/good-joke-required?post_id=422870370#422870370i met this 23yr old woman the other night, we were getting on really well. As the pub was closing she said to me " how do you fancy coming back to my place for some super sex" i replied " at my age i had better have the soup".Fri, 19 Mar 2010 21:18:18 -0500http://www.kerrydalestreet.com/page/Gordon+Strachan+-+Quoteshttps://community.betfair.com/irish_sports/go/thread/view/94110/23606166/good-joke-required?post_id=422870266#422870266http://www.kerrydalestreet.com/page/Gordon+Strachan+-+QuotesFri, 19 Mar 2010 07:21:13 -0500*Billy Connolly Quotes of the Century** **'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?' Honestly some folk will take offence at anything. I met a bloke with no legs this morning whhttps://community.betfair.com/irish_sports/go/thread/view/94110/23606166/good-joke-required?post_id=422870258#422870258*Billy Connolly Quotes of the Century** **'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?' Honestly some folk will take offence at anything. I met a bloke with no legs this morning whFri, 19 Mar 2010 07:03:22 -0500Whats the difference between ignorance and empathy? I don`t know and I don`t care.https://community.betfair.com/irish_sports/go/thread/view/94110/23606166/good-joke-required?post_id=422870250#422870250Whats the difference between ignorance and empathy? I don`t know and I don`t care.Fri, 19 Mar 2010 04:35:16 -0500on old retired seaman is feeling a bit randy so goes out and finds a lady of the night,they go at it and the old fella is riding away and asks how am i doing? the lady replies "your'e doing three knots" the old fella asks what do you mean? she says yhttps://community.betfair.com/irish_sports/go/thread/view/94110/23606166/good-joke-required?post_id=422870246#422870246on old retired seaman is feeling a bit randy so goes out and finds a lady of the night,they go at it and the old fella is riding away and asks how am i doing? the lady replies "your'e doing three knots" the old fella asks what do you mean? she says yFri, 19 Mar 2010 04:28:28 -0500A midget lady goes to the doctor with a really really itchy and annoyingly irritating tw@t.When she arrives the doctor asks her to strip off and change into a gown, she completes this and the doctor puts her sitting on the edge of the bed. From herehttps://community.betfair.com/irish_sports/go/thread/view/94110/23606166/good-joke-required?post_id=422870242#422870242A midget lady goes to the doctor with a really really itchy and annoyingly irritating tw@t.When she arrives the doctor asks her to strip off and change into a gown, she completes this and the doctor puts her sitting on the edge of the bed. From hereThu, 18 Mar 2010 17:00:17 -05002 fellas on a cruise, Mick says its awful quiet on deck tonight PatrickAye Mick says Pat, they will all be watching the group play on deck 3I didnt know there was any music PatYes Mick did you not hear the announcement Abandon shiphttps://community.betfair.com/irish_sports/go/thread/view/94110/23606166/good-joke-required?post_id=422870238#4228702382 fellas on a cruise, Mick says its awful quiet on deck tonight PatrickAye Mick says Pat, they will all be watching the group play on deck 3I didnt know there was any music PatYes Mick did you not hear the announcement Abandon shipThu, 18 Mar 2010 16:03:52 -0500I pulled an older woman at a club last night.She was a right sort for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and sheasked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and daughterthree-some?I said no.We drank a bit more, then she says that tonighttps://community.betfair.com/irish_sports/go/thread/view/94110/23606166/good-joke-required?post_id=422870234#422870234I pulled an older woman at a club last night.She was a right sort for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and sheasked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and daughterthree-some?I said no.We drank a bit more, then she says that tonigThu, 18 Mar 2010 05:21:04 -0500I needed to pay a visit, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.I went into the other one, dropped my trousers and sat down.A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you going?"Although I thought that it was a bit stranhttps://community.betfair.com/irish_sports/go/thread/view/94110/23606166/good-joke-required?post_id=422870230#422870230I needed to pay a visit, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.I went into the other one, dropped my trousers and sat down.A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you going?"Although I thought that it was a bit stranThu, 18 Mar 2010 05:20:26 -0500whats the differance between a hen? one of his legs is both the same.https://community.betfair.com/irish_sports/go/thread/view/94110/23606166/good-joke-required?post_id=422870226#422870226whats the differance between a hen? one of his legs is both the same.Thu, 18 Mar 2010 05:19:26 -0500