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I was thinking of Nijarkle after Nijinski and Arkle. Oh, hang on: SherNigArkle?
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No, because 'balls' would be insensitive to women, even though they crash daily against the backend of theirarse.
Onlooker, how boring a name for a horse that will win the National in 6 years time.
Boring again, and can I please have suggestions with wit, charm, originality and unique, you docilesetofarsewipes
i would imagine if you check the packaging, you'll find that your my little pony has probably already been named
No, I don't need fires resistance for a potential Derby winner.
Aug 5, 2022 -- 3:23PM, elise wrote:
i would imagine if you check the packaging, you'll find that your my little pony has probably already been named
We're not naming your genitals, but naming my newly purchased horse, dear.
in which case you could name it after yourself, although i'd imagine weatherbys will probably block out the c*nt part and leave it named as "absolute"
Aggresive again, Elise, at your tender pensionable age.
I have been thinking about adding my skills to the horse's name: erudite, charming, good looking, vibrant, strong, physical, sexual, intellectual.
I have been thinking about adding my skills to the horse's name: erudite, charming, good looking, vibrant, strong, physical, sexual, intellectual.
Another fellow either divorces of wit or of a simple brain.
On the contrary, my stallion will possess thedick to cover all the mares around the world after winning the golden accolade of Epsom.
Just a BA 2:1 in Economics I'm afraid Oscar Wilde wannabe.
No doubt you were a first degree honours then PHD in twattery at Oxford.
No doubt you were a first degree honours then PHD in twattery at Oxford.
On the contrary, I took philosphy and gained a first at Oxford, my simple amoeba.
Same horse a potential Derby winner and going to win a National, certainly would be deserving of a special name in that case, you probably need to ask the other prolific posters with delusions of grandeur, Messrs gaze & hulk for their input
my recollection is that you can't study stand alone phil at oxford, strangely
Yes, it will win the Derby is true style, and stay on in grand style to win the National. A first for me and a first for history, too, my unbelieving son of doubt.
Cork
All the nutters seem to have fully blossomed this week, it must be a seasonal thing. Cutter will disappear up his own arris again so not to worry.
All the nutters seem to have fully blossomed this week, it must be a seasonal thing. Cutter will disappear up his own arris again so not to worry.
No, I took on Chinese philosophers and Russian writers at the same time, my old lady Elise.
Aug 5, 2022 -- 3:36PM, stridingedge wrote:
CorkAll the nutters seem to have fully blossomed this week, it must be a seasonal thing. Cutter will disappear up his own arris again so not to worry.
Oh, Sir, you underestimate such a rare talent to disappear in a dirty bottom.
Not so good, my humble man. I have had to restrain from tip-toing into the the realm of gambling from the safe arena of speculation.
Yes, but I understand with higher faculties than you can ever imagine the perimeters of the 'mark.'
I've seriously been thinking about naming the brillian stallion Cutter36, my original name on this forum? What do you think?
i'd say if you knew anything about naming horses you'd know you can't, but then you operate on a different level of intelligence to the rest of us
Yes, my alma mater at secondary school, when I was fourteen, used to take me in her delicious buxom and hold me tight until the breath nearly fair left my handsome body. She'd tickle the parts of my manhood which would stand tall in any battle!
Yes, I do have a different level of intelligence, Elise.
Yes, I do have a different level of intelligence, Elise.
Yes, my alma mater alway gave me that bit of her whenever I cried.
I liked it best when she wetted it with a mug just like that one!
How about Quixallshergar, just to hedge its eventual capabilities?
I'd just like to cause a bit of confusion after the race by calling it “ Disqualified”.
“ The winner is disqualified. “
“ The winner is disqualified. “
Nice to be named after its owner .... " Numb Nuts ".
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