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Cutter27
05 Aug 22 15:08
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I was thinking of Nijarkle after Nijinski and Arkle. Oh, hang on: SherNigArkle?
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Report penzance August 5, 2022 3:10 PM BST
Balls Hitter would be apt.
Report Rico-Dangleflaps August 5, 2022 3:11 PM BST
ilovecum imo
Report Cutter27 August 5, 2022 3:11 PM BST
No, because 'balls' would be insensitive to women, even though they crash daily against the backend of theirarse.
Report Cutter27 August 5, 2022 3:12 PM BST
No, Rico, can't do with **** names.
Report onlooker August 5, 2022 3:14 PM BST
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- would be most appropriate.
Report Cutter27 August 5, 2022 3:16 PM BST
Onlooker, how boring a name for a horse that will win the National in 6 years time.
Report stridingedge August 5, 2022 3:17 PM BST
Imacountrymember

At the golf club obvs.
Report Cutter27 August 5, 2022 3:18 PM BST
Boring again, and can I please have suggestions with wit, charm, originality and unique, you docilesetofarsewipes
Report Rico-Dangleflaps August 5, 2022 3:20 PM BST
tumescented
Report elise August 5, 2022 3:23 PM BST
i would imagine if you check the packaging, you'll find that your my little pony has probably already been named
Report Cutter27 August 5, 2022 3:23 PM BST
No, I don't need fires resistance for a potential Derby winner.
Report Cutter27 August 5, 2022 3:24 PM BST

Aug 5, 2022 -- 3:23PM, elise wrote:


i would imagine if you check the packaging, you'll find that your my little pony has probably already been named


We're not naming your genitals, but naming my newly purchased horse, dear.

Report elise August 5, 2022 3:27 PM BST
in which case you could name it after yourself, although i'd imagine weatherbys will probably block out the c*nt part and leave it named as "absolute"
Report Cutter27 August 5, 2022 3:29 PM BST
Aggresive again, Elise, at your tender pensionable age.
I have been thinking about adding my skills to the horse's name: erudite, charming, good looking, vibrant, strong, physical, sexual, intellectual.
Report stridingedge August 5, 2022 3:29 PM BST
Outofscunthorpe
Report Cutter27 August 5, 2022 3:30 PM BST
Another fellow either divorces of wit or of a simple brain.
Report elise August 5, 2022 3:31 PM BST
you missed d1ckhead off your list
Report Cutter27 August 5, 2022 3:33 PM BST
On the contrary, my stallion will possess thedick to cover all the mares around the world after winning the golden accolade of Epsom.
Report stridingedge August 5, 2022 3:33 PM BST
Just a BA 2:1 in Economics I'm afraid Oscar Wilde wannabe.

No doubt you were a first degree honours then PHD in twattery at Oxford.
Report Cutter27 August 5, 2022 3:34 PM BST
On the contrary, I took philosphy and gained a first at Oxford, my simple amoeba.
Report Cork Langer August 5, 2022 3:35 PM BST
Same horse a potential Derby winner and going to win a National, certainly would be deserving of a special name in that case, you probably need to ask the other prolific posters with delusions of grandeur, Messrs gaze & hulk for their input
Report stridingedge August 5, 2022 3:35 PM BST
Of course you did Cutter.
Report elise August 5, 2022 3:36 PM BST
my recollection is that you can't study stand alone phil at oxford, strangely
Report Cutter27 August 5, 2022 3:36 PM BST
Yes, it will win the Derby is true style, and stay on in grand style to win the National. A first for me and a first for history, too, my unbelieving son of doubt.
Report stridingedge August 5, 2022 3:36 PM BST
Cork

All the nutters seem to have fully blossomed this week, it must be a seasonal thing. Cutter will disappear up his own arris again so not to worry.
Report Cutter27 August 5, 2022 3:37 PM BST
No, I took on Chinese philosophers and Russian writers at the same time, my old lady Elise.
Report Cutter27 August 5, 2022 3:38 PM BST

Aug 5, 2022 -- 3:36PM, stridingedge wrote:


CorkAll the nutters seem to have fully blossomed this week, it must be a seasonal thing. Cutter will disappear up his own arris again so not to worry.


Oh, Sir, you underestimate such a rare talent to disappear in a dirty bottom.

Report stridingedge August 5, 2022 3:40 PM BST
How is the £2,400 a day project going Cutter?
Report Cutter27 August 5, 2022 3:41 PM BST
Not so good, my humble man. I have had to restrain from tip-toing into the the realm of gambling from the safe arena of speculation.
Report elise August 5, 2022 3:44 PM BST
unlucky cutter, still wide of the mark
Report Cutter27 August 5, 2022 3:45 PM BST
Yes, but I understand with higher faculties than you can ever imagine the perimeters of the 'mark.'
Report Cutter27 August 5, 2022 3:47 PM BST
I've seriously been thinking about naming the brillian stallion Cutter36, my original name on this forum? What do you think?
Report elise August 5, 2022 3:50 PM BST
i'd say if you knew anything about naming horses you'd know you can't, but then you operate on a different level of intelligence to the rest of us
Report Cutter27 August 5, 2022 3:54 PM BST
Yes, my alma mater at secondary school, when I was fourteen, used to take me in her delicious buxom and hold me tight until the breath nearly fair left my handsome body. She'd tickle the parts of my manhood which would stand tall in any battle!
Yes, I do have a different level of intelligence, Elise.
Report top2rated August 5, 2022 3:54 PM BST
Don't forget your mug, Cutter!

Report Cutter27 August 5, 2022 3:55 PM BST
Yes, my alma mater alway gave me that bit of her whenever I cried.
Report Cutter27 August 5, 2022 3:56 PM BST
I liked it best when she wetted it with a mug just like that one!
Report Cutter27 August 5, 2022 4:05 PM BST
The day is darkening, and the evening if falling.
Report Hayden August 5, 2022 4:33 PM BST
Call it Woody , good name for a rocking horse.
Report StillLearning August 5, 2022 4:33 PM BST
Mike hunt, isaachunt, juan kerr,
Report Facts August 5, 2022 4:39 PM BST
Purchesed !!!??
Report Cutter27 August 5, 2022 4:41 PM BST
Yes, some call me Warwick, but it's an insult.
Report Tattcorner August 5, 2022 5:41 PM BST
How about Quixallshergar, just to hedge its eventual capabilities?
Report Celtic warrior August 5, 2022 5:56 PM BST
Hellfire club
Report Storm Alert August 5, 2022 7:05 PM BST
Twatter
Report jackboo August 5, 2022 7:16 PM BST
call it am a mug
Report Gaze733 August 5, 2022 7:25 PM BST
call it Askingforafriend
Report brians August 7, 2022 2:55 PM BST
I'd just like to cause a bit of confusion after the race by calling it “ Disqualified”. 
“ The winner is disqualified. “
Report GLASGOWCALLING August 7, 2022 3:21 PM BST
Nice to be named after its owner .... " Numb Nuts ".
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