BBC - "The Stallion Stradivarius, Won the Yorkshire Cup"

have you ever been mis-described as a stallion onlooker?

Maybe Strad identifies as a stallion?

They're right out of tune with the racing game
nowadays.

Definition of stallion
: an uncastrated male horse : a male horse kept for breeding also : a male animal (such as a dog or a sheep) kept primarily as a stud.

does sound like onlooker tbf

he's been firing plenty of blanks lately.

I think the BBC reporter must have been influenced by him walking around with a hard-on...Stradivarius that is..

swifty - The day I start,  "firing blanks" - will be the day that the Forum might as well fold....

- and - I don't mean in elise's misplaced refences way   

All this banter - Reminds of the - "Boycey is a Jaffa ?" -  line - in 'Only Fools and Horses'.