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elise
05 May 22 12:38
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i was reading his blog, probably old but i'd not heard it;

A man went into a supermarket and tried to buy half a cauliflower. The young assistant told him they sold only whole cauliflowers. The man persisted and asked to see the manager. The boy went to find him.

Walking into the stock room, the boy said to his manager, "Some **** out there wants to buy half a cauliflower." As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find the customer standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.”

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with how you got yourself out of that situation. We like people here who think on their feet. Where are you from, son?”

"Cardiff, sir," the boy replied.

"Why did you leave Cardiff ?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing there but prostitutes and rugby players.”

"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Cardiff.”

"You're kidding?" replied the boy. "What position did she play?"
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nearly as bad as; horse walks into a bar, says who left that there?
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