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Mr Myxlplyx
30 Apr 22 16:48
Date Joined: 23 May 07
| Topic/replies: 1,455 | Blogger: Mr Myxlplyx's blog
Neil Parish. Did he have a stonner in the Chamber?
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Report DIFERENT GRAVY 12 April 30, 2022 4:52 PM BST
Looking at tractors  LaughLaughLaugh
Report Ibrahima Sonko April 30, 2022 4:52 PM BST
We want the important facts, what video was he watching ?
Report lead on April 30, 2022 4:59 PM BST
farmyard porn or bestiality...probably be able to shake it off as research
Report roggrain April 30, 2022 5:04 PM BST
Often wondered why he was always wearing a raincoat in the house!
Report Rico-Dangleflaps April 30, 2022 7:36 PM BST
**** al owa the lappy screen.
Report Mr Myxlplyx April 30, 2022 11:15 PM BST
Claimed he was looking at tractors and "accidentally ended up on a site with a similar name"
Report stewarts rise May 1, 2022 9:41 AM BST
Being a normal hetero sexual male will no doubt soon become a criminal offence, yes the blokes been daft to look at porn in the commons but all these holier than thou types condemning him, have they never looked at porn?
Report strontium May 1, 2022 10:29 AM BST
Hopefully not at work when supposedly doing something important and surrounded by their colleagues. it's not really the same as a quick tommy tank in your bedroom.
Report Rico-Dangleflaps May 1, 2022 10:32 AM BST
99.78% of males are closet pervs.

Report lead on May 1, 2022 10:36 AM BST
a lot more women than admit so are into porn..or maybe just for research of course!Surprised
Report stu May 1, 2022 10:42 AM BST
It is funny whenever men are part of the discussions on tele about this subject - you can just see them thinking 'how do I sound like I've never watched porn before, while surrounded by all these scowling women....' Laugh
Report Rico-Dangleflaps May 1, 2022 10:43 AM BST
Rock star Pete Townshend reveals today how his arrest on child pornography charges saved his life after it indirectly led him to discover he had cancer.

The Who guitarist speaks candidly about the episode for the first time in The Mail on Sunday’s Event magazine.

It came in 2003 when Townshend, now 74, was arrested for using his credit card to access a website offering child pornography, though no images were downloaded.

He accepted a police caution and was placed on the Sex Offenders Register for five years after saying he was trying to prove big banks were complicit in the child-porn industry.

more comedy gold.
Report Mr Myxlplyx May 1, 2022 10:50 AM BST
The basic annual salary of a Member of Parliament (MP) in the House of Commons is £81,932.

Should not even been looking at tractors during his working hours.

From Simple English Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Pronography (or pron) is the name for writing, pictures, and films which feature zechs for the sole or primary purpose of arousing people zechsually, either to help them master bates, or to prepare them for zechs with a partner.

Gross misconduct in the workplace then.

The Obseen Publications Act, which is still in force, makes it illegal for websites that can be accessed from the UK without age restriction to contain certain types of adult content (lying about accidental access therefore)

From 2013 (still current)

Tough action aimed at protecting children from hardcore pron videos on line has been revealed by one of Britain’s media regulators.

The Authority for Television On Demand – co-regulator of editorial content in UK video on demand services – has today published its annual report detailing steps taken by ATVOD in the year to 31 March 2013 to protect children from hardcore pron on regulated video on demand (“VOD”) services. This included action against two services run by Playboy TV which resulted in fines totalling £100,000. The pron video sites operated by Playboy TV had failed to ensure that under 18s could not access hardcore pron content on the UK operated websites.

Our man trying to access PLOUGHBOY.COM is hardly a defence.
Report stewarts rise May 1, 2022 11:03 AM BST
£80,000 a year is not a huge some these days, doctors,dentists, solicitors, barristers get far more, most decent sportsmen earn far more, talking to a fella who works repairing crash barriers on motorways was on £40,000 10 years ago.
Most postman get 25/30k a year, teachers 35/40k so don't think 80k is a huge amount for the job and dealing with the public.
Didn't say he was looking at child porn did it?
Report 11kv May 1, 2022 11:39 AM BST
Don't forget his other jobs ,consultancies,pile of land in the country,wifes money etc etc.

Privledged p rick who is another in the list of MP's who doesn't give a flying f%ck about the people he's meant to be helping/representing....
Report lead on May 1, 2022 12:23 PM BST
Poor guy getting worked up by Angela flashing her growler..
Report DIFERENT GRAVY 12 May 1, 2022 1:52 PM BST
Hope he's had a bet on Soapy ******* in the 1.50
Report Brian May 1, 2022 2:00 PM BST
Ignoring morals, the fact that we have such stupid people in Parliament is a worry.
Report tyred May 1, 2022 2:25 PM BST
he is only 65 Crazy
Report basilbrush May 1, 2022 6:27 PM BST
Apparently a window opened on his phone with porn on, wonder if he took the opportunity to dangle his old fella out the open window.
Report impossible123 May 1, 2022 7:13 PM BST
I think almost every man has watched porn in their life. And, a survey reckons about 75% of women watch porn on their mobile.

But this Parish bloke is inexcusable for watching it in the House Of Commons during work. I think he should be barred from Westminster for bringing his profession into disrepute. I hope this appalling behaviour is reflected in the pension he receives post an MP.
Report elise May 1, 2022 7:42 PM BST
if he's resigned why would he be going to westminster?
Report impossible123 May 1, 2022 7:54 PM BST
I meant not even as a guest. I believe he must not be allowed to set foot there as a former MP given his appalling behaviour infront of his fellow MPs.
Report elise May 1, 2022 7:56 PM BST
who do you envisage would invite a disgraced mp as a guest?
Report impossible123 May 1, 2022 8:30 PM BST
Old boy network; charity lottery winning prize; dying wish perhaps.
Report kevo May 2, 2022 1:15 AM BST
He seems to have a lot of detractors.
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