Boris Becker jailed

I’m glad the cheat didn’t get away with it.

Three tunnels called Tom, Dick and Harry being organised as we speak

will he be deported when he comes out?

His partner doesn't look the type to hang around!!!!

absolute bollox when you consider the sentences handed out for far greater crimes.

Wonder if he'll get 1st serve for the grub!

22K a month rent ... No wonder he never declared All.

filthy arrogant piece of work...deserves all he's got

he shouldnt have been involved with such a racket.

id imagine his mrs will be looking for the new b@lls

strawberries and porridge

Serves him right.

probably be the first time he's happy to have a let, out

His cellmate's Ace Rothstein.

Not his FAULT according to his brief.!

BROKEN on Centre Court

there must be a joke somewhere involving LOVE but I can't think of it

Will be hard to beat at table tennis inside

Ex wife wanted £39 million plus a million for school fees >Boris said thats 40 love.

Court out telling porkies in Court.

Court out telling porkies in Court.

Was there physical abuse involved ?/ Die he give her a back hander.

Hopefully his prison mates will rally round him.

Will he serve his  term?

Harsh.

Have to be careful if someone gives him a bottle of Robinsons Orange Barley!

Yes hiding £2.5 million of NET assets

Someone will lob a phone over the wall for him.

What is it about the name BORIS that automatically condemns bearers lumbered with that cursed name as being utterly untrustworthy? Could the unfortunatly-named German, simply because of his name, be paying for the sins of a much darker,but similarly blond-coiffeured bandit, possibly even a teflon-coated politician who risibly attempts to take credit for being the "Saviour of Ukraine" rather than the desperate dishonest windbag that he really is?

what the deuce was Becker thinking?

just thought of one,

advantage the justice system

2 and a half years no crumpet his forehand will get plenty of use!

he'll hate it, he was never much kop indoors

30/15 months

Misses Wimbledon 2022 and 2023
Assuming PUT-IN dosent Nuke us

Blimey just seen him, certainly looks like he has been living a hard life. The rest might be good for him...

No love for him on here by the sounds of it.

fairly sure now he's a criminal the US won't be open

3 months then out with good behaviour

I've always liked him, a colourful interesting chap. Seems like he has behaved stupidly for a number of years though. The situation with the Villa Son Coll in Majorca taken over and ransacked by German squatters is utterly ridiculous.

Sell a tonne of coke and smash a rival dealer round the head with a bat all caught on cctv walks with not enough evidence.

Good old british justice.

u think they took advantage?

Is his return rate high enough to see him  serving in an open?

Put up in front of a line judge

You can not be serious

I thought he'd be Set for life.

There'll be plenty of ball boys inside waiting to get to know him better.

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I've always liked him, a colourful interesting chap. Seems like he has behaved stupidly for a number of years though. The situation with the Villa Son Coll in Majorca taken over and ransacked by German squatters is utterly ridiculous.


He knew they where German as they left the towels on sunbeds.

once he gets out he wont want to return.

should feel at home in the prison showers with plenty of furry balls around him.

His prison nickname is "ball boy".

serving long will probably help him put a positive spin on it

first thing he should do is, find the biggest bloke and hit him with a back hand

and then smash him over the head !

then lob somebody off

are prison cells singles or doubles?

mixed doubles if he has a black inmate sharing

Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

Ex wife wanted £39 million plus a million for school fees >Boris said thats 40 love.

What a belly-aching rib-tickler.  Go to the top of the class.

Will he be playing drop shots in the showers...

Could have been a longer stretch if he hadn't hired an ACE lawyer.

Was that Rumploe of the Bailey?

he should slice someone to show who's boss

that shower comment above made me think that until they get hold of him he's unseeded ...

Joke sentence handed out by the UK justice system. Keep allowing the nonces and real criminals to go free and jail someone for financial crime that will cost the taxpayer far more over the 2 years. Hope the judge feels happy with her celebrity status for the day

Has he been taken down? Or has he been given time to prepare himself for what's awaiting him? I think deliberately and knowingly flouting or ignoring the law for private gain deserves a custodial sentence. No one is above the law.

I think you are 100% wrong. Financial crime is and should only ever be a civil matter. Any compensation/confiscation orders made by the courts never result in funds going back to any allergies victims. They just line the pockets of the CPS and judges. That female judge will enjoy her 5 mins of fame.. if ever a case was to be made for wenches not wielding power…

So the people claiming billions from the Furlough scheme are ok then are they.
Ripping ME off so they can send money back home to family and relatives in far foreign lands.
They need a death sentence some people think.

Ffs.. it’s money.. get over it!! Financial crime is not what prisons were built for. Just a joke/woke system we live in these days. Work out how much of your tax payer money goes on housing persons behind bars that don’t need to be there! You are clueless!!

[b]Work out how much of your tax payer money goes on housing persons behind bars that don’t need to be there! You are clueless!![/b]

Bread and water is cheap enough. No tv or electricity in cells makes it cheaper. If you want a solicitor you pay yourself makes it cheaper still.
Ever thought it might be you whos clueless and woke.

Prison is the biggest waste of time in the modern world. Naive criminals meet master criminals, they commit far more crime after custody, costing the taxpayers far more! 37% of first time offenders re offend within 12 months of being released. Boris jailed for a small amount of money on the same day an ex police officer spared jail for indecent images of children… only in the UK!!!

Short sentences dont work.
Lock them up for 10 years Bread and water.
No tv, no electricity in cells, no free legal aid, bread and water, no phones in cells, shower once a week if they behave.
Extra year if caught with a mobile, visit one per month behind a screen
If they are banged up they are not commiting Crime on the outside.

Reverse roll in the Broom Cupboard coming up.

barstool...never mind new balls please...new ar@ehole for mr becker!

boris think of the  grand slam when the screws give his cell door a hefty shove !

Agree with what you wrote now wheres that switch!!!