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EDEN CONFIDENTIAL: Dame Joan Collins flees boozy bread roll attack at swanky arts club
By RICHARD EDEN FOR THE DAILY MAIL

PUBLISHED: 23:13, 18 March 2022 | UPDATED: 08:05, 19 March 2022

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In a scene that wouldn't be out of place in Eighties soap opera Dynasty, Dame Joan Collins had a bread roll viciously lobbed at her at a swanky private members' club.

The 'frightening' confrontation led to the roll-thrower being banned for life — and the man she was a guest of (who also happens to be a lord) having his membership of Chelsea Arts Club suspended.

Dame Joan, 88, tells me of the incident, which occurred when she was out celebrating with a friend earlier this year.
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Report penzance March 19, 2022 10:30 AM GMT
the club later apologised to Dame Joan,with a nice
bunch of flours.
Report lead on March 19, 2022 10:35 AM GMT
plane or self raisin?
Report leif March 19, 2022 10:58 AM GMT
Alex ferguson said, "It could have killed her"

twas glue ten free, lead on
Report Rico-Dangleflaps March 19, 2022 11:00 AM GMT
could have sliced her head open..
Report penzance March 19, 2022 11:04 AM GMT
she was lucky it were'nt a rock cake.
Report mitolo March 19, 2022 11:06 AM GMT
barmy. sounds like a roll n butter
Report Rico-Dangleflaps March 19, 2022 11:09 AM GMT
the yeast he cud hav dun was apologise.
Report penzance March 19, 2022 11:16 AM GMT
the bloke should've used his loaf.
Blamed someone else.
Report elise March 19, 2022 11:23 AM GMT
it probably ruined her wholemeal
Report youresomean March 19, 2022 11:25 AM GMT
That's the problem with the upper crust. Don't know how to behave.
Report chelsea girl March 19, 2022 11:37 AM GMT
Did she 'leaven' in a hurry?
Report scrabbler March 19, 2022 11:38 AM GMT
She's old enough to be my naan - and I'm an OAP.
Report Blencathra March 19, 2022 12:00 PM GMT
this thread is getting a little STALE
Report onlooker March 19, 2022 12:07 PM GMT
Probably had too many Cinzano's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkjidE0WnAI
Report mitolo March 19, 2022 12:14 PM GMT
the great leonard rossiter. one of the few luvvies who didnt carry on like one. was there ever someone more suited to a role than him and rigsby, aside from bilko? one of me own also.
Report GLASGOWCALLING March 19, 2022 12:17 PM GMT
... " one of me own also " .... What Comedian ?
Report mitolo March 19, 2022 12:24 PM GMT
he wasnt. nor am i
Report pablo-fanque March 19, 2022 12:30 PM GMT
apparently , when the women was being escorted out , she was singing the oasis song  " you gotta roll with it ,,,,,,"
Report elise March 19, 2022 12:38 PM GMT
u knead help
Report mitolo March 19, 2022 1:23 PM GMT
she wasnt sour dough
Report NonVintage March 19, 2022 1:31 PM GMT
Nothing has been proved.
Report Rico-Dangleflaps March 19, 2022 1:48 PM GMT
joan was her mothers pride and joy.
Report NonVintage March 19, 2022 3:00 PM GMT
Probably ciabattas his wife as well...
Report Rico-Dangleflaps March 19, 2022 3:10 PM GMT
ho ho ho vis.
Report FOYLESWAR March 20, 2022 8:09 AM GMT
joanie duck out the way of the bread roll ,even at 88 she is still nimble for her age.
Report FOYLESWAR March 20, 2022 8:10 AM GMT
ducked^^^
Report FOYLESWAR March 20, 2022 8:18 AM GMT
joan was decent crumpet in her younger days .
Report Rico-Dangleflaps March 20, 2022 2:43 PM GMT
working for crumbs these days..
Report FOYLESWAR March 20, 2022 2:52 PM GMT
she knows what side her bread is buttered!
Report the numbers seven March 20, 2022 2:58 PM GMT
very dangerous, she could have ended up brown bread.
Report Rico-Dangleflaps March 20, 2022 3:05 PM GMT
apparently she was pretty nimble avoiding it.
Report FOYLESWAR March 20, 2022 3:34 PM GMT
she used her loaf to dodge that roll!
Report FOYLESWAR March 20, 2022 3:36 PM GMT
dont get her baps out that much these days thank god!
Report FOYLESWAR March 20, 2022 3:47 PM GMT
the bouncers didnt half give him a doughboy when they got him outside!
Report FOYLESWAR March 20, 2022 3:48 PM GMT
someone should have given him a rye hander!
Report Rico-Dangleflaps March 20, 2022 3:50 PM GMT
was she wearing a rose or a plain flour?
Report FOYLESWAR March 20, 2022 5:18 PM GMT
you gotta pitta the sil eek unt!
Report FOYLESWAR March 20, 2022 7:19 PM GMT
he regretted his actions and said soreen to joan!
Report FOYLESWAR March 20, 2022 7:24 PM GMT
the cctv picked the incident up ,all crouton camera !
Report penzance March 20, 2022 7:29 PM GMT
pictures were a bit grainy by all accounts
Report FOYLESWAR March 20, 2022 7:53 PM GMT
all the evidence against him youda thought he would have sconed up to it!
Report ladycarla March 20, 2022 8:34 PM GMT
Pleasing result in the end Joan got the best of both.
Report the numbers seven March 21, 2022 12:20 AM GMT
Latest update, the lad who threw the bread is a heroine addict who couldn't get his fix, shocking behaviour from this baguette.
Report lovegod March 21, 2022 7:09 AM GMT
Joan only wanted a muffin.
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