Hypothetical question hopefully.

Everyone would be in a mass "save myself" panic so the answers you were hoping to get would not happen .

take the lift down my state of the art nuclear bunker 400 feet below ground

There is a couple from Hull complaining that a theatre in Blackpool won't refund ticket money after they cancelled their booking. They don't want to travel because of the problems in Ukraine.

I'd give the bloke next door his lawnmower back.

Wasn't hoping for any particular answers stattman, just wondered. Seem to recall a film about it from 50/60s, think I'd just sit back and have a coffee and put some favourite music on presuming didn't have time to get to family or friends.

Sorry Stew
I thought you were waiting for replies such as "I,d shag my neighbours wife "etc . It would never happen (she,s mingin )

I'd go outside & stand right under it. A quick merciful death as opposed to a drawn out death from radiation poisoning, starvation & dehydration. The surviving mutants wouldn't last long! Who'd want to face a future where the surviving women all wound up looking like Katie Price!

Good point, Stew, its a reminder to always keep some alcohol in reserve

Go to the kitchen, get out the aluminum roll, and make a tinfoil hat.

Id withdraw my betfair funds

Film I was thinking of was " On the beach", with Gregory Peck and Ava Gardner, quite thought provoking.

It's not necessarily nuclear bombs you have to worry about if the warmongers 'succeed' and this spreads beyond Ukraine.
Modern 'conventional' bombs will flatten major cities in no time.

think id lay back an knock one out and hopefully time it just right !

what an epic idiot. warmonger. no plutal needed. theres only one. so you think the west wants war and is pushing for it? you really are a conspiracy crackpot.

plural even

After withdrawing my bf funds id make love to the wife and say to her on completion " Did the earth move for you also darling"

Of course the west wants war imo....its big money and thats all its about at the end of the day imo...they dont give a fook for human life

mitolo 01 Mar 22 16:04 
what an epic idiot. warmonger. no plutal needed. theres only one. so you think the west wants war and is pushing for it? you really are a conspiracy crackpot.

You mean you disagree with me and others, such as the ? 11 Labour MPs who were forced to withdraw their signatures from the 'NATO' letter yesterday or face having the whip withdrawn?

Good to see "freedom of speech" is flourishing in Starmer's party

Follow the money. Over and out

Dancing brave, by the time you'd jumped through hoops to withdraw your bf funds  I doubt there'd be time to make love to your wife, unless you're really quick!

Believe me Stewarts I am really quick. I blame the wife for that though due to rationing

another one. stupefying. this is a disaster. please explain how anyone benefits from war. its so the opposite its simply beyond belief anyone could come up with such infantile garbage, and that it has to be refuted. this forum is a shocking place.

rasputin is a deranged megalomaniac who kills evryone in his way, hes already smashed up tiny georgia stole crimea and actually invaded ukraine 8 years ago. hes on record as not recognising it as a country, saying its a 'russian' and blamed lenin(!) for giving it away. if the west 'wanted' war its gone a funny way about it, one after the other turning up in the kremlin and pleading with him not to start war, although its possible he couldnt hear what they were saying, given the distance from one end of the table to the other.

abbott and corbyn prefer him and always side with our enemies and hate the west. the problem is we appeased him when he started invading and killing. dont forget corbyn and co. wouldnt have it he poisons people on british soil. they have been wrong about everything all their lives. as lenin siad. western leftists are 'useful idiots'. he wasnt wrong

Not had a drink for over a Year now and not smoked for over 30 Years so it would have to be a bottle of Jack Daniels and a packet of smokes from the shop next door....And i aint joking.

I have a massive collection of malts , the Johnnie Walker Blue would be my companion ......

A large glass of Balvenie on the rocks for me

Fly to the place it was launched from.

mitolo, suppose Russia or China were on the verge of signing a military pact with Mexico, which could involve missiles being placed close to the American / Mexico border, how do you think the Americans would react?

No waffle please.

aside from ukriane not being near signing and even if it did, it has a right to self determination, its an utterly childish non-question. and nato is a a defensive organisation and no nato member can attack another, thats why he hates and fears it. but its a smoekescreen. hes always said ukraine is russia and that is the root of it. amazing you can see the viewpoint of a psychopath and think democratiically elected states are a menace to him and his dictatorship.

he moved against uktaine in 2014 when it ousted his puppet yanukovich **** the election and a popular uprising sent him fleeing with all his millions to moscow. when it tried to join the E.U. he got nasty and invaded crimea. he is scared of a free pluralistic democracy on his border that serves to highlight what a grotesque murderous kleptocracy he presides over

you think the west wants war- for that you are a massive d1ckhead

you cant say r ig g e d

There are no nuclear weapons in Ukraine. And NATO has refused to allow Ukraine to join it.

Try again.

As expected, mitilo had no answer to the question, only foul mouthed abuse.

Who said there are nuclear weapons in Ukraine?

Hasn't the intention been since the 2008 Bucharest summit for Ukraine to join NATO?

Do you want to "try again"?

2008 is fourteen years ago. In all that time NATO has done nothing to make Ukraine a member.

It was you who brought up the comparison with China installing nuclear weapons in Mexico, next to the USA. There are no nuclear weapons in Ukraine, next to Russia.

There WERE nuclear weapons in Ukraine, but Ukraine gave them all up in exchange for guarantees on its security and territorial integrity signed by the US, the UK, France and Putin.

why do people bring all this wateraboutery into it  - putin is killing children and there are people on the forums who actually support it  as civilians are targeted  - putin is now saying 'stay and die' to kiev   - so if that is not targeting civilians I don't know what is

'leave or die'   can you imagine that?

they are going to take out anyone they fancy that is in their way

if ukraine wants to join who is ptuin to say no? sweden and finland said last year they was thinking about it and he didnt like that either. dangerous nasty sweden joining in to menace russia? or fed up with cyberwafare and incursions from russia into the baltic. it has even gone as far as re-introducing conscription. why are they doing this? to frighten russia?

the nonsense about mexico is the only way you can come up with any absurd way of justifying your position. and nato does not station missiles, unlike putin.

and just in the spectacularly unlikely  scenario you posit, if the mexicans invited a brutal murderous dictator who uses mini-nuclear weapons to kill even people weve never heard of to turn up with a load of rockets and plant them on their territory would you be cheering for a u.s. invasion? doubt it. but you are explaining away this one. and fwiw, any mexican president who even mentioned such an idea would be dead within 24 hours.

the reason the baltic states fell over themselves to join nato is because theyve been saying this would happen for the last 20 years, not that you will have noticed. he doesnt differentiate between the ussr and russia. putin subjects them to massive cyberattacks. why.?

small detail. ukraine was given 'assurances' not guarantees. unfortunately. putin also chucked in cheap gas and then cut it off when they didnt do what they were told.

NATO bombed Belgrade ... remember??

yes. but it didnt invade. did you support the bombing? if you didnt you cant support this. and it was a unanimous decision to stop mass murder.

but thats irrelevant because you know its all a money-making exercise. explain how that works. moron

In what way do bombing raids on Belgrade in Yugoslavia in 1999 excuse the use of cluster bombs and thermobaric explosives on cities across Ukraine 22 years later?

you lot can carry on bleevin' NATO are in the right, ignorance is bliss. End of. Not interested

nato are not involved. putin has invaded a sovereign state and you blame nato.

please explain how we are going to make vast profits from this

I think we would get 20 mins or so

I think the question is how many could rasp get off in the opening salvo . given he has lots of targets its worth a run to the valleys , underground etc as his may be thinly spread

Whatever the time limit…be sure to withdraw your betfair balance first….I know I know…but still lol

Been meaning to ask…but let’s say London gets nuked….our trident sub on patrol will finish him off right?

Don’t want none of this Crimson Tide faffing about…ffs

A last satisfying drag on a ciggarette.

I used to smoke over 50 years ago.

Might get a pack in just in case the siren does go off.

Having said that I don't think we have a siren around here. Not much worth bombing.

Sorry, forgot about the Croston chippy.

rasp will only get a first salvo and then a partial reload depending upon folk whom are losing their bowels . not to mention saboteurs .

It's all a bit unfair on those of us who are deaf and can't hear the siren.

My last act on Earth would be wondering why the start had been delayed at Wolverhampton.

I would think it is 100/1 they would tell us,why risk panic and trouble for themselves before they hit the bunkers.

I'd boil an egg for 4 minutes and scoff it with soldiers for the remaining minute.

there was a site called nukemap which let you see the effects of a bomb on your city.  in the uk over 40 cities would be hit, the overall radiation would blanket the country.  feeling good that we might have fired a few back is little comfort to the dead.  parts of Russia would be unaffected as the country is so big and spread out.  a nuclear exchange is the end of europe and if the Chinese decide to finish the us off possibly the world.