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Ask a stupid question.............

1) Open new account with new fly-by-night casino/slot business (posing as bookmaker):  www.we_only_take_bets_from_slots_addicts_dotcom
2) Deposit the £400.00 required to maximise the benefit of the alluring "joining bonus"
3) Try to bet £50 on the next good thing that you fancy - get offered £5.00 instead
4) Good thing finishes 2nd but you did beat the starting price
5) Receive e-mail - Your account is restricted/closed - but you can still play the casino/slots
6) Try to withdraw your initial deposit - you cannot withdraw - documents/proof required.

Now you just have to spend 3 months going backwards and forwards sending all the personal documents requested (they must be originals) - always ensure you send sufficient original documents that they could steal your identity if they were so inclined - but don't worry it will all be processed by a minimum wage agency worker in some far flung third world call centre, so that probably won't happen.

And for some reason the regulator and the Government are worried about the black market - where people might be lured into betting with unscrupulous, unregulated, off-shore cowboys!

Well you can sod off again then, 180.

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