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chipbutty
15 Oct 21 15:13
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and no social interaction. As such I feel in need of some attention from some total strangers. Therefore, taking my lead from some other outcasts, I've decided to start a thread putting up selections, most of which will be total guesses in the hope that when one of my darts does hit, I'll get some much needed love.

I won't be putting any write ups against my selections, but can assure you they are certainties/house jobs/already past the post...... just take my word for it.

You can follow if you want, but be prepared for you and your family to be living in a cardboard box by Christmas.

First selection soon, I'll put it up as soon as I've shut my eyes, wiggled my pen and picked it out.

Butty.
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Report Rico-Dangleflaps October 15, 2021 3:17 PM BST
grade1 tatey alert.

poast ya bhetts.
Report Adelaide October 15, 2021 3:19 PM BST
awww.. I'm so sorry, it's not easy having friends right now.. I love your name, so I shall follow your selections.. if I get any 'tips' I'll let you in on them.. I do sometimes..
Report 11kv October 15, 2021 3:20 PM BST
Thought this was Brassy's fish and chip Friday fred
Report hulk23 October 15, 2021 3:21 PM BST
good luck butty.  only way you'll get any "much needed love" from Rico is if you end up in C Wing with him.  right up the jacksie.
Report chipbutty October 15, 2021 3:22 PM BST
I actually had fish n chip Thursday, it's KFC tonight, maybe a clue as to why I've no friends and no girlfriend Cry
Report ballyregan October 15, 2021 3:24 PM BST
chipbutty with kfc i always have three pieces of chicken and beans the most frustrating part is they have a habit of giving me gravy instead of beans make sure they get the order right
Report elise October 15, 2021 3:27 PM BST
gl butty in your quest, sadly i feel it's doomed from the start because the forum has a monstrous after-timing attention seeking tw@t already who will probably swamp the forum with 20 plus threads and hide your efforts
Report chipbutty October 15, 2021 3:29 PM BST
I'm also a 3 pieces man Ballyregan, I like my chicken how I like my women, 2 breasts and a leg.
Report Life-Lucky October 15, 2021 3:30 PM BST
On the top deck of a multi-storey car-park in Bristol a few years ago I witnessed a Herring Gull regurgitate the contents of a whole Colonel Sanders Bargain Bucket straight into the gullet-beak of its chick - in one go. It reminded me of the vomiting scene from Team America, ghastly but compelling.
Report Rico-Dangleflaps October 15, 2021 3:37 PM BST
butsy..ask hulk for a mrs hulk gash pic..signed with love honey.
Report stewarts rise October 15, 2021 3:39 PM BST
You like your women with 2 breaststroke and a leg, amputee fetish?
Report stewarts rise October 15, 2021 3:39 PM BST
Breasts!
Report hulk23 October 15, 2021 3:39 PM BST
you seething again Rico ?  pmsl LaughLaughLaugh
Report stewarty b October 15, 2021 3:42 PM BST
steve needs to pull a cracker....before Xmas.
Report chipbutty October 15, 2021 3:43 PM BST
I'll be putting my selections up well in advance but would ask you not to back them until I give you the nod so I can get my 2 quid on at the best price. The selections will range from 1 * to 14 * depending on how many times my pen has hit them.

Butty
Report elise October 15, 2021 3:50 PM BST
if it helps, i think you should mix it up a bit by having a few 14 star naps that become no bets as you only got 50-1 instead of 55-1, plus post a few winners after the event just for a laugh, this also allows you to back several in one race with it appearing that you lose and also has the added bonus that you'll be able to start twice as many threads for extra attention, everyone's going to be happy
Report elise October 15, 2021 3:50 PM BST
*never lose, obviously
Report elise October 15, 2021 3:52 PM BST
on really quiet days and when feeling particularly lonely perhaps you should throw in your latest illness to seek some forum hugs and reassurance, or how about if you don't have a girlfriend pretending you do and asking the lads what to buy her for a birthday etc?
Report chipbutty October 15, 2021 3:53 PM BST
Well just to enhance my rep Elise, I can tell you I did have a big bet on Shergar in the Derby, I got some inside info on it. and went big. It's just a pity there wasn't a forum in those days or I could have PM'd a few.
Report elise October 15, 2021 3:53 PM BST
nice one, i like your style
Report stewarty b October 15, 2021 3:53 PM BST
SEETHING
Report elise October 15, 2021 3:54 PM BST
well take a pill then ....
Report chipbutty October 15, 2021 3:54 PM BST
Why wait. I'm impotent and often soil myself.
Report UnluckyForSome October 15, 2021 4:00 PM BST
stewarty b • October 15, 2021 3:53 PM BST
SEETHING


lol i didnt have stewarty mug down as intelligent enough to clock this was about him Excited
Report hulk23 October 15, 2021 4:00 PM BST
I'm impotent and often soil myself.

first 2 things Rico looks for in a man.  and an unhealthy interest in Belarusian midget porn.
Report elise October 15, 2021 4:03 PM BST
nothing wrong with a bit of midget porn hulk, especially if you have a small todger
Report chipbutty October 15, 2021 4:10 PM BST
FIRST SELECTION - PERIPETEAI 6.00 NEWCASTLE **************

Was hoping for a bit of 2/1 but have taken the 3/10 anyway.

GL everyone.
Report UnluckyForSome October 15, 2021 4:12 PM BST
Grin
Report ballyregan October 15, 2021 4:13 PM BST
hopefully it wins and you can get a bargain bucket
Report elise October 15, 2021 4:15 PM BST
im following you chippy boy; Peripeteia 1.31 50000 £15,500.00 Liability: £50,000.00
Report chipbutty October 15, 2021 4:15 PM BST
If anyone wants to be my friend - I'm a bricklayer from Edinburgh and am well good at picking horses..... usually 15 mins after they've won.
Report ballyregan October 15, 2021 4:18 PM BST
I just seen the price go to 1.3 you are moving markets chipbutty already
Report elise October 15, 2021 4:19 PM BST
id consider being your friend but you'll need to do a bit of worming and faux friendship stuff, all the best attention seekers do that thinking no one notices, oh and offer to pm me privately so it makes me look special
Report chavman October 15, 2021 4:19 PM BST
I’m feeling the love for this thread
Report elise October 15, 2021 4:21 PM BST
thought you might
Report hulk23 October 15, 2021 4:23 PM BST
odds on ?  Norfolk mafia & Glasgow currently en-route to Edinburgh to duff you up a bit ....
Report chipbutty October 15, 2021 4:24 PM BST
Just so no one can accuse me of after timing, I've put a IR lay in at 1.29 just in case the jockey fux up.
Report The Management October 15, 2021 4:26 PM BST
chipbutty - I like your style - but if this doesn't work out, you could always resort to starting threads blaming the Jockey (whenever you back a loser). They are always a fascinating read and we just don't get enough threads like that on here imo. GL
Report chipbutty October 15, 2021 4:26 PM BST
Any way laters, off to see Ken soon, stay tuned I've got another 14 star nap for tomorrow, will post 1 min before off.
Report FOYLESWAR October 15, 2021 4:27 PM BST
brickie ,edingburgh ,do you know big martin? he shres your fondness for fast food ,hefty kebabs!
Report hulk23 October 15, 2021 4:30 PM BST
martin moved to monaco in 2019 to avoid paying tax on his winnings from paddy power ...
Report elise October 15, 2021 4:33 PM BST
dyslexic, wrote monaco meant stockbridge
Report EastLower Gooner October 15, 2021 4:58 PM BST
Some advice mate…adultwork.com and get someone over Cool
Report elise October 15, 2021 4:59 PM BST
cheers bud i knew you'd know
Report EastLower Gooner October 15, 2021 5:05 PM BST
Lol I meant for the guy with no friends but if you want to give it a go the have fun…
Report elise October 15, 2021 5:07 PM BST
no worries - not long until the BC, will chat to you then
Report Deplasterer October 15, 2021 5:10 PM BST
This has all the signs of a classic style thread from the past. Best of luck butty.
Report EastLower Gooner October 15, 2021 5:12 PM BST
Live on ITV too Laugh
Report ballyregan October 15, 2021 5:59 PM BST
big drift here chipbutty 1.3 to 1.60 what do followers do now?
Report elise October 15, 2021 6:01 PM BST
it was a no bet , stop worrying
Report elise October 15, 2021 6:02 PM BST
and ive traded out green pre race
Report ballyregan October 15, 2021 6:03 PM BST
WENT LAIM GUV
Report UnluckyForSome October 15, 2021 6:06 PM BST
unlucky chip. just whack a couple of monkeys on the lucky last Cool
Report elise October 15, 2021 6:22 PM BST
im just glad to be level
Report Jumping-cuckoo-monk October 15, 2021 6:23 PM BST
Was friendless in the market. Cry
Report chipbutty October 15, 2021 6:55 PM BST
Right I'm back with mi chicken and on to Betfair live chat cause they haven't paid me out, some sill cow is trying to tell me it didn't win. You can't get the staff, as if "it didn't win" yeah right luv, 14 star naps don't get beat.

What's goin on fellas?
Report elise October 15, 2021 6:59 PM BST
you need to brush that one under the carpet, if you open a couple of threads asking about a horse running on another day or start a debate about something you actually have fck all interest in but want to keep your name at the top of the page, i suspect that may help fix things
Report chipbutty October 15, 2021 7:05 PM BST
Bloody hell, I paid for this chicken on my credit card too, how am I gonna pay that back now Sad No probs I think I've got a 15 star nap for Champions day - running in a 3 horse race at Ffos Llas - stay tuned followers.
Report ballyregan October 15, 2021 7:07 PM BST
a tip fill out the survey on the kentucky website and you get half price next time chipbutty
Report chipbutty October 15, 2021 7:12 PM BST
Good tip, I'll do that as soon as Sky re connect my internet or I can get next door's password.
Report ballyregan October 15, 2021 7:14 PM BST
i am not a technical whizz chipbutty in the past I have noticed people create threads about mobile phone help and they always get assistance maybe thats the angle you need to follow and create a thread
Report chipbutty October 15, 2021 7:18 PM BST
I'm sorted, the lady next door is a very nice African woman that lives with her over weight dark cat, so I took a stab at BIGBLACK****1 and I'm in Laugh
Report chipbutty October 15, 2021 7:18 PM BST
Dam that was a fail BIGBLACKPU55Y1 Cry
Report ballyregan October 15, 2021 7:20 PM BST
i dont understand why betfair dont like cats
Report elise October 15, 2021 7:25 PM BST
one sec, just perusing an old copy of viz and i've found something of use, mr ****face scotland (name withheld), dear viz, i have no friends do you have any ideas on how i can get just one?
Report elise October 15, 2021 7:29 PM BST
Dear ****face (name withheld), people like to associate with winners, so pretend you are one of life's natural ode to joys and successful in all you do, also, try to talk to them at their level so for example discuss the merits of irn bru or occasionally point some of your new friends at the free discount coupons you spot in the local paper for tatty mcfatties pie shop, you'll be knocking them away with a sh1tty stick, good luck
Report Giuseppe October 16, 2021 4:35 AM BST
i'll be your friend mate for 10 euros a week do yu ahve a paypal account?
Report Giuseppe October 16, 2021 4:39 AM BST
irn bru is pish
Report Levelsteakprophet October 16, 2021 9:36 AM BST
Giuseppe that's plenty
Report layingisthewayforward October 16, 2021 9:57 AM BST
A pleasing thread.
Report portmanpark October 16, 2021 11:20 AM BST
love the fact rico thought he was real after his initial post....think magic beans scam may well work on rico
Report elise October 16, 2021 12:27 PM BST
blimey, it fooled me ...
Report chipbutty October 16, 2021 12:42 PM BST
I'm no phoney guys, keep the faith, I'm the best thing to happen to this forum since Bigmart bought an island and left with miss world to live out the rest of his days being hand fed grapes and 14 stone kebabs.

Todays ************** nap will follow soon, I'm just waiting for the nod from my inside man that it's deffo "off".
Report elise October 16, 2021 12:44 PM BST
so just confirm then, you are definitely an attention seeking **** trying to make some anonymous friends because your life is a fecking mess and you're a social outcast (and may even smell of pish)? i'm feeling better though thanks for the reassurance
Report the.mad.dog.man October 16, 2021 12:48 PM BST
nor has betfair lol
Report Nonaynever October 16, 2021 12:50 PM BST
Yes Elise, that's nearly word for word what I put on my dating site profile.
Report elise October 16, 2021 12:51 PM BST
lol, you may need that sh1tty stick then
Report chipbutty October 16, 2021 12:59 PM BST
Nod has been given, this is an improving horse that is on a good mark and may have gotten in under the radar.

STRADIVARIUS 1.25 ASCOT

House job, just worried about the inexperienced jockey but horse is deffo off today.
Report swiftynifty October 16, 2021 1:01 PM BST
chipbutty, good luck, you may have unearthed a dark one there.

can anyone add their tips here? Obviously after 39 losers my 14 star (nap) will be running in the 8.30 wolves , will post if i can get my tissue price.
Report elise October 16, 2021 1:11 PM BST
pull yourself together lad, if in doubt grab the latest aldi catalogue and stick up a review for their  award winning riesling and make light of all the losers
Report chipbutty October 16, 2021 1:31 PM BST
Inexperience cost the horse, be better with another winter on it's back.
Report ballyregan October 16, 2021 1:32 PM BST
did you trade out for profit?
Report swiftynifty October 16, 2021 1:36 PM BST
chipbutty, it was a weak market, i hope you didn't get matched.
Report chipbutty October 16, 2021 1:37 PM BST
No but I did have a ton e/w on the runner up, just didn't have time to put that up before the race, but made a tidy profit.
Report ballyregan October 16, 2021 1:47 PM BST
planb chipbutty wd
Report happysandwich October 16, 2021 1:47 PM BST
^
…… and there was us worried sick that you might have done your pennies.
Report elise October 16, 2021 1:56 PM BST
oi sandwich, have you any idea how to get the smell of pish out of pyjama bottoms please?
Report elise October 16, 2021 1:56 PM BST
and tomatot sauce sorry
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