Poor steve, he's hitting 70 years old now. He was last seen sitting in a park bench bubbling his eyes out and one concerned stranger went up to him to ask what was wrong. Steve told the stranger that he was a millionaire and he had met a beautiful lass of 25. He then went on to tell the stranger that this lass cooked him three good meals a day and that they made passionate love three or four times a night.
The stranger seemed surprised and asked why he was crying. Steve replied 'I can't remember where I live'.