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metro john
16 Mar 20 16:12
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£10 a roll lol
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Report stewarts rise March 16, 2020 2:15 PM GMT
Might be the 1st time that some of these youngsters have to wipe their @rses on The Sun, they'll know they're on Skid Row then!Laugh
Report metro john March 16, 2020 2:23 PM GMT
lolLaugh
Report metro john March 16, 2020 2:26 PM GMT
I nipped out shopping this morning, poped Morrissons could not move and no toilet paper jumped on the bus down lidl shelves emptied of rice, corned beef, and yes toilet rolls. Thank goodness I thought to pop in Gupta's local corner shop(hey presto, bog paper heaven)
Report GEORGE.B March 16, 2020 2:28 PM GMT
let me put it this way, for the first time in ages, I didn't recycle my Racing Posts last week
Report equine flew March 16, 2020 2:29 PM GMT
My local Waitrose completely out of Sun Dried Tomatoes. Sad
Report howard March 16, 2020 2:31 PM GMT
Using the Millington column page first ?
Report stewarts rise March 16, 2020 2:32 PM GMT
Mary!
Report howard March 16, 2020 2:35 PM GMT
Laugh
Report duffy March 16, 2020 2:38 PM GMT
My Mrs works in a Donkey Sanctuary and some low life nicked all the toilet roll from their stockroom!
Report differentdrum March 16, 2020 2:41 PM GMT
Local convenience store the only option as well. Are they buying it because they can't get any tissues?

Imagine we had a war now with this every man himself society.

Mind you BBC don't exactly when they try to pour cold water on the panic buying and then follow it with a terrible story about a sick Spanish not being allowed into hospital. Strikes me they have done nothing but fan the flames throughout the crisis.
Report dave1357 March 16, 2020 2:52 PM GMT
equine flew • March 16, 2020 2:29 PM GMT
My local Waitrose completely out of Sun Dried Tomatoes


each to his own, but don't they scratch a bit?
Report howard March 16, 2020 2:54 PM GMT
You ain't seen nothing yet. Likely big financial crisis. Possible the banks will stop lending to each other. Credit stops. No cashpoints. No deliveries to supermarkets.
Report metro john March 16, 2020 2:58 PM GMT
Yes they have been lending to each other!
Report stewarts rise March 16, 2020 3:01 PM GMT
Can remember being a paperboy 50 odd years ago, came back home after morning delivery and had locked myself out of house, bursting for a cr@p had to do it in the cole hole in back garden, only thing i had to wipe my jacksy was the mars bar wrapper i'd just ate, that was tricky, didn't know where the caramel ended and the cr@p started!LaughJust about managed it though, you never forget!
Report 11kv March 16, 2020 3:38 PM GMT
IZAL.
Report duffy March 16, 2020 3:41 PM GMT
Wait until we enter the lockdown stage, that's when it will really breakdown in the shops.
Report stewarts rise March 16, 2020 3:41 PM GMT
Shocked No never, far too slippy!
Report 11kv March 16, 2020 3:46 PM GMT
It's medicated....
Report happysandwich March 16, 2020 3:57 PM GMT
If they didn't eat so much - they would't need to sh1t so often.
Report Ekbalco March 16, 2020 4:32 PM GMT
Harrods out of Beluga Cry
Report metro john March 16, 2020 4:36 PM GMT
It is classless now!LoveLaugh
Report howard March 16, 2020 4:41 PM GMT
Fed in last hour just put another $500 billion in overnight repo market. You can use banknotes shortly but wash 'em first !
Report EastLower Gooner March 16, 2020 5:02 PM GMT
By the way...if anyone needs you can still get from Amazon.

45 rolls for £15
Report Eric.Cartman March 16, 2020 5:09 PM GMT
Just scoot along the lawn like a dog...works a treat
Report metro john March 16, 2020 5:11 PM GMT
Mind the NettlesLaugh
Report Eric.Cartman March 16, 2020 5:13 PM GMT
i will put up an informative youtube video next time i need an eartha
Report metro john March 16, 2020 5:14 PM GMT
That's it, gonna Nap OceAnus 2:00 Wetherby.Cool
Report metro john March 16, 2020 5:15 PM GMT
Help yourself to betting slips (hidden poor man thread)
Report 11kv March 16, 2020 5:35 PM GMT
Laugh
Report rue-the- day March 16, 2020 5:38 PM GMT
BOG OFF Excited
Report 11kv March 16, 2020 5:45 PM GMT
4 rolls 20 quid on Amazon now....
Report Burkey1885 March 16, 2020 5:50 PM GMT
Just go back to roots docking leaves ! LaughLaugh
Report EastLower Gooner March 16, 2020 5:55 PM GMT
The Wuhan Temptress

50ml Tanqueray
5ml Bat Juice Syrup
1 Snake Egg White
Dash of Peach Bitters
Garnish with a couple of pickled frog legs and cat whiskers
Report Burkey1885 March 16, 2020 6:14 PM GMT
It’s no wander so many viruses spread around Asia
Hot humid and eat anything that moves ,
Bird best soup it’s made of birds saliva
Scared
Report Storm Alert March 17, 2020 9:36 AM GMT
Money saving tip - Buy Cushelle 3ply and get three sheets for one (easy to peel back).
Report leif March 17, 2020 1:28 PM GMT
Workers at Amazon's UK warehouses are being told to work overtime to tackle huge demand due to the coronavirus pandemic, despite government calls to restrict social contact.

The GMB union says that workers across at least four different sites were informed that they had to work "compulsory overtime" from Monday.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51921916

WABOC
Report howard March 17, 2020 1:40 PM GMT
Don't think I will apply for prison officers vacancy.
Report smartpunter March 17, 2020 1:49 PM GMT
Going back 60 years "toilet paper" the disused  phone directorySadSadSad
Report GEORGE.B March 17, 2020 2:50 PM GMT
Amazing to think there's only around 100 years difference between man inventing toilet paper and putting someone on the moon.
Report Jockeypedia March 17, 2020 9:16 PM GMT
You'll find that toilet rolls last twice as long if you use both sides of the paper.

George Wheeler
Report Capt__F March 17, 2020 9:51 PM GMT
duffy16 Mar 20 14:38Joined: 28 Mar 03 | Topic/replies: 21,743 | Blogger: duffy's blog
My Mrs works in a Donkey Sanctuary and some low life nicked all the toilet roll from their stockroom!

those donkeys treated well
Report Lady Faye Verrit March 18, 2020 9:19 AM GMT
I'll trade you one pack Andrex (unused) for two packs Paracetamol....
Report ronnie rails March 18, 2020 9:26 AM GMT
is Francis Lee still in the toilet roll game.
have a good day
regards
Ronnie.
Report breadnbutter March 18, 2020 11:33 AM GMT
Bought 54 rolls for a tenner early Jan, was getting absolutely slated by family for having so much,complaints it was taking too much room up, was to find somewhere else to store it, sthey ain't laughing now ho ho .Have it put away and every time they ask for a fresh roll I laugh and mock, such cheap funHappy was finding if more than 2 rolls are in use it gets treated with contempt,contemplating issuing by the square ExcitedLaugh
Report mrcombustible March 18, 2020 11:47 AM GMT
96 on amazon for £73. 3 weeks delivery from China
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