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davethehat
01 Feb 19 12:46
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IF HORSE RACING WAS AN EXACT SCIENCE THEN ALL THE HARD WORK STUDYING TIMES AND SPEED FIGURES AND HANDICAP MARKS WOULD BE TOTALLY WORTHWHILE AND FRUITFUL. ONLY PROBLEM WITH THAT APPROACH GUYS IS THERE ARE SERIOUS FLAWS.

HOW MANY HORSES RUN 2 RACES THE SAME?
HOW MANY RACES ARE RUN THE SAME?

ANSWER = HARDLY ANY LMFAO

HOW MANY TRAINERS ARE BENT?
HOW MANY JOCKEYS ARE BENT?

ANSWER = QUITE A LARGE PERCENTAGE ME KNOWS LMFAO.

THEREFORE IT IS POINTLESS SPENDING HOURS LOOKING FOR THAT AMAZING HORSE AS THE ABOVE FACTORS WILL FAR OUTWAY ANYTHING YOU CAN ACHIEVE USING THEORYS AND METHODS LMFAO

BTW GUYS IT DOESNT FILL ME WITH JOY THAT THE SPORT I LOVE IS BENT. I WILL WATCH HORSE RACING UNTIL THE DAY IM UNABLE TOO AND ENJOY IT FOR THE BEAUTY. HAVING SAID THAT LIKE ALL THE OTHER MUPPETS WHO BET I WILL CONTINUE TO SEEK A WINNER OR 2 LMFAO ROLF
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Report mouse muldoon February 1, 2019 12:53 PM GMT
Grin
Report davethehat February 1, 2019 1:00 PM GMT
MOUSE YOU ARE ALWAYS SMILING LMFAO. ACTUALLY FORGOT TO SAY IN MY INTRO I THINK I WAS QUITE CALM IN MY REASONING LMFAO ROLF
Report mouse muldoon February 1, 2019 1:03 PM GMT
You're right, I think they won't delete you're opening poast for once.
Report rooster booster February 1, 2019 1:03 PM GMT
OMGLMAOROTFPMPHTB



Oh my god laughing my arse off rolling on the floor peeing my pants having trouble breathing
Report davethehat February 1, 2019 1:19 PM GMT
ARE YOU SURE MOUSE LMFAO. ROOSTER HOPE YOUR NOT ABUSING THAT CHICKEN AGAIN LMFAO ROLF PMSFL ROLF LMFAO
Report ReynardJr February 1, 2019 1:49 PM GMT
How do you pick your losers then Dave?
Report ReynardJr February 1, 2019 1:50 PM GMT
Sorry, WiNnErS*
Report stewarty b February 1, 2019 2:00 PM GMT
Dave knows the game inside out. (nap)
Report stridingedge February 1, 2019 2:02 PM GMT
dave only eats bananas

loves the bent batards Happy
Report stewarty b February 1, 2019 2:18 PM GMT
Dave should be a steward and get rid of all the bent batards to keep the game clean. He'd sort the lot out within a month.
Report stewarty b February 1, 2019 2:19 PM GMT
Mind you, he might not have the time with that wife of his. roffl.
Report GLASGOWCALLING February 1, 2019 2:58 PM GMT
Grin @ Striders.Laugh
Report GLASGOWCALLING February 1, 2019 3:00 PM GMT
Quite agree Stewarty but can you imagine
Dave after bashing the Port decanter. !!
Report StillLearning February 1, 2019 3:02 PM GMT
need to press that caps lock button, fella
Report ItsMeSwaddle February 1, 2019 3:06 PM GMT
You have to have some sort of reasoning to lump on what you do surely?

Otherwise you may as well stick the lottery on instead LMAOROFLPSML?

In your opinion, do you think the form book should be printed on bog roll? So it has 2 uses or nah?
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