Top 12 Forum Clowns

Aug 1, 2023 -- 4:44AM, sparrow wrote:

This posting is getting rather pathetic now. Time to call it a day I should think.

poor liddle sparrow..

Knew entry number one. Takes some doin

boggy int daft fred

Have u ever met him.

yes..see him most daze.

To make Anorak smile have you spotted Mart from beginning Top row second left.

❌

BOG DARKING 09 Oct 23 19:56
new entry at No1

MJK
roadrunner46 (awol)
acey deucy (bullshysterer extraordinaire)
Gaze733 (awol)
stewyb (awol)
pandora1936
basilbrush
Larabrown (awol)
pmbets
fast eddie
formoftheace/David Loch/HappyHibby (awol to twatter)
CagliariG
jinxy
portmanpark/cardiffcc (awol)
koikeeper (awol)
WestBerks
seaside (retired)
Cutter27 (awol)
sparrow
brassneck
callisto-moon (mongaloided)

rumour has it i disappeared (formerly #1) from these lists cos Rico realised i was right all along about not so great uncle Padi.

just a rumour ...

You never answer a question on the £108 padi though, when you spot them do you jump on board or lay to the cows come home? We all want to know!!

if you want to lay one at 4.7, for £40
lay it for £10 at 4.7 and put a back in at 4.8 for £10

padi's bot won't let you or will try not to.  why ?  cos he doesn't want you greening up.  duh !! so it'll go 4.6, then 4.5  and you can lay lower than you would have.

if it goes 4.8, green up.  either way, you're better off.  but 95% of the time the bot will bring it in, away from your arb.  that's what the bots there for.  it's an anti-arbing bot. 

daq have one too.  try it tomorrow, good luck xx

anyone asks,  i didn't tell you

xx

I believe the new entry could take some shifting from the top spot.

What does one need to do to make the list please , would appreciate any advice 

IQ similar to a slug or if ewe qualify as an addicted degenerate.

Thanks Rico , i'll give it a go.

in witch kat a gory pleese?

Hayden 10 Oct 23 14:18 
What does one need to do to make the list please , would appreciate any advice




You have to satisfy the self appointed judge and jury "Rico".

Being a clueless c*nt who complains all the time seems to be one of the requirements.

I'm not the sharpest tool in the box anyway so i'll opt for the addicted degenerate , fancy a pre-race bet in every race today so i'm making a start.

haydey - sobriquet blunt chisel

I was hopeless at woodwork.

i jussed saw dust.

You'd qualify for a post in the Cabinet.

chancellor?

No , reckon you'd nail Speaker of the House.

Bang and Olufson

thank you

BOG DARKING 14 Oct 23 14:11
new entry at No1

hulk23 14 Oct 23 13:58
city of troy
massive lay at 1.58 for us.

trainer says its vulnerable.

hulk23
MJK
roadrunner46 (awol)
acey deucy (bullshysterer extraordinaire)
Gaze733 (awol)
stewyb (awol)
pandora1936
basilbrush
Larabrown (awol)
pmbets
fast eddie
formoftheace/David Loch/HappyHibby (awol to twatter)
CagliariG
jinxy
portmanpark/cardiffcc (awol)
koikeeper (awol)
WestBerks
seaside (retired)
Cutter27 (awol)
sparrow
brassneck
callisto-moon (mongaloided)

changed my mind as they were going in the stalls Rico ...

and ewe nah how simple that is to substantiate? 

over to ewe.

Rastafarians knocked on the front door just as i was going to lay it. 

missed the race.

after i'd been stuck in traffic on the A19 ....

trying to recall any more of your BS ...

i can substantiate any of my bullsh!t..

ewe on the other hand cannot

capiche?

hulk23 the master of illusion..

&delusion...poor hulk...

'MASSIVE LAY'

walofs.

only laid it 'cos derek thompson said it had fallen ??

like a pro

thats truth tho...bet was admitted..

ewe on the hand cudnt post a letter...

bigger fraud than uri geller.

stewarty b 26 Oct 23 19:07
Huge price. Should have stuck with the place. Not to worry, proper racing tomorrow. First one that looks tidy to me.....1.2 monkeys. G/L if involved with the last three.
Nothing here but would lay the last 3 FAV'S if involved.

7:30 1st First Of May 9/4f
8:00 1st Hill Station 5/2f
8:30 1st Tiger Beetle 11/4f

BOG DARKING 28 Oct 23 20:41
new entry at No1



stewartyb (back with a bang)
MJK
roadrunner46 (awol)
acey deucy (skint bullshysterer extraordinaire)
Gaze733 (awol)
pandora1936
basilbrush
Larabrown (awol)
pmbets
slickster (cant post things personal)
formoftheace/David Loch
CagliariG
jinxy
portmanpark/cardiffcc (awol)
koikeeper (awol)
WestBerks
seaside (retired)
Cutter27 (awol)
sparrow
brassneck
callisto-moon (mongaloided)

Rico-Dangleflaps 16 Dec 23 17:43 
can ewe copy and paste yours like this stewy just sew we believe you?  TIA.

stewarty b 16 Dec 23 17:45 
Can't get into it steve plus it would not take into account my bookies winnins.

abso rolf pmsl....#WAC

Monthinmonthout
Stewpotandface
Top2

BOG DARKING 17 Dec 23 11:15

Still No1 The jock DG.

stewartyb (still 100% degenerate and confirmed liar)
acey deucy (skint bullshysterer extraordinaire..claims laid Vauban @9/4)
F4rtfromtheface (went skinto again,now semi retired)
CagliariG (cant tip rubbish in the comp but still claiming +862 lsp.)
MJK
roadrunner46 (awol)
Gaze733 (awol)
pandora1936
basilbrush
Larabrown (awol)
pmbets (awol)
slickster (cant post things personal)
jinxy
portmanpark/cardiffcc (awol)
koikeeper (awol)
WestBerks
seaside (retired)
Cutter27 (awol)
brassneck
callisto-moon (mongaloided/awol)

acey deucy
06 Nov 23 17:15

Fair enough Jumpers have a brilliant record in the Race That Stops A Nation but i will be laying for plenty at 9-4.

Why the fack i am engaging in conversation with a degenerate like you God only knows pal but i will say this for the very last time...Listen And Listen good....The opening poster said he was 9-4 and i said i would lay all Day at 9-4 comprende?

Why the fack i am engaging in conversation with a degenerate like you God only knows pal but i will say this for the very last time...Listen And Listen good....The opening poster said he was 9-4 and i said i would lay all Day at 9-4 comprende?

Just soak it up mate,he’s just trying to put you off your Xmas tipping run,finding minor flaws in your post,3/1 9/4. Irrelevant.the lay was the issue,

BLOCK HIM

Rico-Dangleflaps 30 Jan 24 20:11
what do ewe think its OR should be?

formoftheace 30 Jan 24 20:21
Around a 6 or 7

never scene a horse rated 6 or 7.

Keep tormenting yourself Ric

You know the Q was regarding the price…..

absolutely pi$$ed my pants...fckn clueless.

I've scene em rated 10

but runs off 45?

BOG DARKING 16 Feb 23 09:45

Still No1 The jock DG.

stewartyb (still 100% degenerate and confirmed evasion expert)
F4rtfromtheface (still loosing regularly,odd dart hits board)
CagliariG (constantly tipping rubbish in the comp but still claiming +862 lsp.)
acey deucy (claims laid Vauban @9/4)
roadrunner46 (football addict with no proof of winnings)
Gaze733 (demo mode,no bets but making guest appearances)
pandora1936 (1 from 78 last 12mths)
basilbrush (tailed off)
happyhibby (forum anorak,no proof ever of funds)
ladycarla (allegedly winning £7 a day,cant post details)
pmbets (awol)
slickster (pretend layer,cant post things personal)
jamee1 (forum IT expert/cant post any details)
portmanpark/cardiffcc (awol)
seaside (allegedly banned by bookies)
Cutter27 (demo mode)
brassneck (inducted into Rampton hall of fame)
callisto-moon (spazmoider/CWAD)

nice list boggy..respect.

.

Which one is me? Do not forget me.

simple minds?

congrats Jamee..a descent a cheeve mint.

BOG DARKING 18 Feb 23 16:25

Still No1 The jock DG.

stewartyb (still 100% degenerate and confirmed evasion expert)
F4rtfromtheface (still loosing regularly,odd dart hits board)
CagliariG (constantly tipping rubbish in the comp but still claiming +862 lsp.)
acey deucy (claims laid Vauban @9/4)
The Leopard (new entry,carnivore)
roadrunner46 (football addict with no proof of winnings)
Gaze733 (demo mode,no bets but making guest appearances)
pandora1936 (1 from 78 last 12mths)
basilbrush (tailed off)
happyhibby (forum anorak,no proof ever of funds)
ladycarla (allegedly winning £7 a day,cant post details)
pmbets (awol)
slickster (pretend layer,cant post things personal)
jamee1 (forum IT expert/cant post any details)
portmanpark/cardiffcc (awol)
seaside (allegedly banned by bookies)
Cutter27 (demo mode)
brassneck (inducted into Rampton hall of fame)
callisto-moon (spazmoider/CWAD)

Rico (Wallsend helmet)….££s

Oops


Ffs

a Freudian?!

how's Feb going ace?

Not good swift…..

so we say maybe "ive done a monkey", do u say "ive dropped a haggis"  or "i've blown me tatties"?

Spuds

shot my neeps

im down to me last cullen skink ( i quite like cullen skink, not quite as much as clam chowder tho)

thinking about it that could be heard as ****ing skint so it's a possible

A long time before the tank runs out…..if ever….

u could just stick a pin in the paper and have a better return so id imagine your luck will change, unless you're a very good layer and are deliberately losing

I’ve tried everything maybe you could help……

told ewe last yr ydc...lay your selleckshuns.

i won't give you the answers you need to do your own work, but i would help anyone that pm'd me a question and they were looking at something and needed advice, have done so many times

there are too many variables but the one thing that most people don't have to win on here is the right mentality of how to approach it and what tools / skills they have or can get, they come at it as a gambler and most will lose

formoftheace 18 Feb 24 19:40 
I’ve tried everything maybe you could help……

Tongue-in-cheek Elsie……I don’t do tips or advice….ta….

F4rty confirming - people that think they already know it all are:

a) deluded
b) by definition - incapable of learning, changing or adapting.

So you do your bollix based on a combination of mis-placed self-confidence and ignorance. Rinse and repeat.

Your posts/threads are like watching an episode of The Apprentice, so much ignorance but always fuelled by a massive amount of (horribly mis-placed) self-confidence. Resulting in a car crash.

Ffs…..

Who knows it all in this game ?

Ffs…..

.

How many millionaires over the piece……?

i know of a few david

Debatable…..100% punting on horse racing……million in sterling sitting in the account ? …..”faces” people running around playing for them and taking their %

A certain player allegedly amassed 10 big ones……debatable also….

i never said they were punters, already told you it's not likely that there are many gamblers who make it pay long term

gambling is similar to the the band U2.

ewe wont progress without an Edge.

stewarty b 04 Mar 24 15:23
managed to get 3k on at 1.28,great start to my cheltenham this year,work cut out now.

2/5 Rico got the value on a beaten 2/9, normal service and NO1!!!

never heard of back bigger lay smaller toby?  ysc

Seen plenty of your fake bets and your clueless approach!!!  Little wonder you are broke and now trolling for attention, a seething mess!!!

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keep seething tobymugs ydc.

No chance of a photo of a computer screen though?

Only takes minutes!!! ROFL you sad seething mess!!

This sileee **** rico is the first wan oan the Forum and the last wan oot...Get a life ya sad fooker.

good job you're still on..

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nuther 20 large ones...

padi should've got his bot in order sooner he'd have had half of that!

No4 tobymugs

And the clown wonders why the forum is dying, should have a look at himself in a mirror.

https://community.betfair.com/jerseyboy/go/my/friends

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jerseyboy = disingenuous.