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What you planting swedes , be lucky ghost double fir me today small 50 fully expect it to win 
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mart prefers the stranded whale impression comps. 
Damn!
Treble down the pan
Hope you're having a good time, mart
Treble down the pan
Hope you're having a good time, mart
Glasgowcalling
Mart, I will cut out the middleman, congrats on your £50 double winning, saves
The traumatized Greg getting out of his sickbed.!
No bragging yesterday...was it a losing bet..surely not.
Mart, I will cut out the middleman, congrats on your £50 double winning, saves
The traumatized Greg getting out of his sickbed.!
No bragging yesterday...was it a losing bet..surely not.
Just texted
Miss turkey was ther doing a photo shoot, so obviously one thing happened
She is now staggering out of the hotel muttering this Scottish lovers are something else
Miss turkey was ther doing a photo shoot, so obviously one thing happened
She is now staggering out of the hotel muttering this Scottish lovers are something else
Andrew a want to take the to standing standards fir false advertising it says Swedish massage
Really exited lying on the soft bet expecting and ABBA beautiful blond look alike
Next thing I get this olga pounding my back
Really exited lying on the soft bet expecting and ABBA beautiful blond look alike
Next thing I get this olga pounding my back
Chilling at the pool expecting 42 today ! Think am going to book a few boat trips ,
The clown even has to post at 6 in the morning when hes on holiday. Or is it pretend holiday like his profits?
L O G O U T N O W A N D E N J O Y Y O U R H O L I D A Y
just as sad on holiday as at home. but certainly as expected seeing as he wasnt going to be on here at all so as soon as he gets to the airport he logs on. up early today as i expect it was an early night if the mrs went as she was probably smashed out her head by early evening. if it was a free bar it would have been even earlier. she does like a drink doesn't she martin. must have some great conversations with her pished and him on here telling lies. should have put the cost of the holiday towards a deposit for somewhere to live. but then i suppose it would have only been about 300 pound.
the massias vast following demand he maintain contact ! even when on vacation his work is never done !
Sounds like a heavenly place, so jealous Mart 
The FCO advise against all travel to within 10km of the border with Syria. The FCO advise against all but essential travel to the remaining areas of Sirnak, Mardin, Sanlurfa, Gaziantep, Kilis and Hatay provinces.
On 24 August 2016, the Turkish military started operations across the Turkey-Syria border near Karkamis and declared special security zones in villages along the Turkey-Syria border in Gaziantep Province.
Fighting in Syria continues in areas close to the Turkish border and there remains a heightened risk of terrorism in the region.
Mortar rounds are occasionally fired from Syria into Turkey. As a result of heavy fighting in northern Syria, there has been a mass influx of refugees into southern Turkey over the past 3 years.
The FCO advise against all travel to within 10km of the border with Syria. The FCO advise against all but essential travel to the remaining areas of Sirnak, Mardin, Sanlurfa, Gaziantep, Kilis and Hatay provinces.
On 24 August 2016, the Turkish military started operations across the Turkey-Syria border near Karkamis and declared special security zones in villages along the Turkey-Syria border in Gaziantep Province.
Fighting in Syria continues in areas close to the Turkish border and there remains a heightened risk of terrorism in the region.
Mortar rounds are occasionally fired from Syria into Turkey. As a result of heavy fighting in northern Syria, there has been a mass influx of refugees into southern Turkey over the past 3 years.
dont worry kyber, mart will soon liven up the place !
Mart will have got up this morning, looked out of the window, and wished he had booked a week in Fife in a hotel near to a Billy Hills.
He will also now know why the travel agent paid him to go to Turkey.
He will also now know why the travel agent paid him to go to Turkey.
when he was younger mart trained the SAS, doubt he's worried about a few tooled up jihadi's getting between him and the bar ..
"Chilling at the pool expecting 42 today".
Which is strange because nowhere in Turkey is due to be any higher than 34 today.
Which is strange because nowhere in Turkey is due to be any higher than 34 today.
Mart likes to add to all figures for effect Johnny ...Hope ya well mate
...Hope ya well mate
And you mate. Greg will be along in a minute posting a screenshot of a thermometer.
greg dont do screenshots of thermometers, currently in bed with one in his mouth recovering from his phobia
of melodramatic posts.
of melodramatic posts.
Johnny_Mustang
Johnny_Mustang 31 Aug 18 08:57 Joined: 18 Feb 07 | Topic/replies: 12,115 | Blogger: Johnny_Mustang's blog
"Chilling at the pool expecting 42 today".
Which is strange because nowhere in Turkey is due to be any higher than 34 today.
Johnny_Mustang 31 Aug 18 08:57 Joined: 18 Feb 07 | Topic/replies: 12,115 | Blogger: Johnny_Mustang's blog
"Chilling at the pool expecting 42 today".
Which is strange because nowhere in Turkey is due to be any higher than 34 today.
expecting 42 today ........thats a lot of crumpet to choose from mart ! i d me happy wi a big blonde meself !
i plough my own furrow ! better than ploughing willies or vice versa !
42 is the bus number to take him to the local sanitorium.
Review of Michelangelo
Immaculate hotel, very clean, high standard bathroom and bedroom, very comfortable bed, beautiful swimming pool, lovely spa facilities, wonderful restaurant with top class food served throughout the day. Great attention to detail.
That was until yesterday when this scottish guy turned up, Shouting and screaming at his phone and mumbling something about Glasgowcalling not being fit to pick pine cones off a fir tree.
He seemed upset about someone not believing his pre race bets and something about aftertiming.
When we spoke to him later in the day he was sat at the bar with what appeared to be an inflatable doll on the stool next to him, With "Juicy" written on her bottom.
We asked him if he would mind keeping the noise down as it was spoiling our holiday.
He told us to f uck off and said he had forgotten more than we will ever know and that we knew nothing about speed fingers.
He then grabbed the doll from the stool calling her lolly and stormed off again muttering about he needed to send these edited bets to Greg to post on a forum.
We are so glad we are going home tommorow.
Mr and Mrs Bird 30/8/2018
Immaculate hotel, very clean, high standard bathroom and bedroom, very comfortable bed, beautiful swimming pool, lovely spa facilities, wonderful restaurant with top class food served throughout the day. Great attention to detail.
That was until yesterday when this scottish guy turned up, Shouting and screaming at his phone and mumbling something about Glasgowcalling not being fit to pick pine cones off a fir tree.
He seemed upset about someone not believing his pre race bets and something about aftertiming.
When we spoke to him later in the day he was sat at the bar with what appeared to be an inflatable doll on the stool next to him, With "Juicy" written on her bottom.
We asked him if he would mind keeping the noise down as it was spoiling our holiday.
He told us to f uck off and said he had forgotten more than we will ever know and that we knew nothing about speed fingers.
He then grabbed the doll from the stool calling her lolly and stormed off again muttering about he needed to send these edited bets to Greg to post on a forum.
We are so glad we are going home tommorow.
Mr and Mrs Bird 30/8/2018
say what ya like about the massia he is still ruling the forum ! wullies the dadda but marts the guvnor !
Burkey1885 31 Aug 18 07:24
Andrew a want to take the to standing standards fir false advertising it says Swedish massage
Really exited lying on the soft bet expecting and ABBA beautiful blond look alike
Next thing I get this olga pounding my back
Mart, it wasn't false advertising, nor was it Olga ....... her name is Olof
Andrew a want to take the to standing standards fir false advertising it says Swedish massage
Really exited lying on the soft bet expecting and ABBA beautiful blond look alike
Next thing I get this olga pounding my back
Mart, it wasn't false advertising, nor was it Olga ....... her name is Olof
That was until yesterday when this scottish guy turned up, Shouting and screaming at his phone and mumbling something about Glasgowcalling not being fit to pick pine cones off a fir tree.
Aug 31, 2018 -- 12:13PM, flukes wrote:
Johnny_MustangJohnny_Mustang 31 Aug 18 08:57 Joined: 18 Feb 07 | Topic/replies: 12,115 | Blogger: Johnny_Mustang's blog"Chilling at the pool expecting 42 today".Which is strange because nowhere in Turkey is due to be any higher than 34 today.
Got a full Turkish shave today girl at bar says your look like vin diesel with a Scottish acsent as she rubbed her Pune jammy at the bar ! Could be an early strike for the dashing hunk ! 
. Says to Angelo any chance u cd sub dopey and glasgow they waiting on a few certain naps , Rich was he but Angela new it Cound never be !
He’s says only one massigh cd ever beeeeeeee! Folyes not kicking some really hot tidy lime jammmy here 
Stevie s says any chance of some Vip Marty I know your big cheeese with paddy ,
On a serious note hits home the hard shop and the work these people do I ordered a lamb 11 hours on advice today nice guy who runs the place works 7 days had one holiday in 8 years , I went to a big bakers shop this morning , they bake fresh bread , a loaf of bread was 13p. , you start to think how lucky your are the blood sweat and tears goes in to making that ,
Trump has pulled the plug and yes it’s great for holiday makers fk it’s £6 for a boat trip with meal ! But guess I just feel sorry fir them , you can see it in their eyes when u tip them how much they appreciate it , one can’t thank me enough ave gave him a double for sat
Trump has pulled the plug and yes it’s great for holiday makers fk it’s £6 for a boat trip with meal ! But guess I just feel sorry fir them , you can see it in their eyes when u tip them how much they appreciate it , one can’t thank me enough ave gave him a double for sat
Like a dystopian vision of an independent Scotland innit Mart.
did he get a fivers worth of the bread for dinner?
girl at bar says your look like vin diesel with a Scottish acsent
= Girl at bar says you look like you drank a gallon o diesel fatty.
Ghosty
= Girl at bar says you look like you drank a gallon o diesel fatty.
Ghosty
Hey ghosty just wanna day sorry for snapping at u Bro just looking out for a m8 buddy I actually were doing the same it’s was other snipers winding me up bro u bore the brunt of my anger , despight the things written on here yes am crazy in a good way u know I got u col address sent u both whiskey , I wd never divulge such things u see ave got integrity , Lot on her u wd not trust , oeaoke o slag are sone of the ones I actually like tbe most take shearer akways line the dood , slag him to bits , he knows a love him to bits , a was gonna ask him advice on tbe looky looky guts cis 10 pints nooky he been caught out in last taking the misses says a bought u a designer watch h know dam well a wd have payed your flights ghost and your hand wd never have been in your pocket , so keep the winding up and don’t fooken slacken love u too bits dood , people might find this strange I actually had a word about stevie no getting Vip so hope in future he will
h know dam well a wd have payed your flights ghost and your hand wd never have been in your pocket , so keep the winding up and don’t fooken slacken love u too bits dood , people might find this strange I actually had a word about stevie no getting Vip so hope in future he will
Think the messiah has been on the holy wine.
The day i take anyone or anything serious on here mart will be a dark day.
know dam well a wd have payed your flights ghost and your hand wd never have been in your pocket
If for some bizzare reason i had of come mart i would of paid my way.
Think yaw heeds going to hurt in the morning
The day i take anyone or anything serious on here mart will be a dark day.
know dam well a wd have payed your flights ghost and your hand wd never have been in your pocket
If for some bizzare reason i had of come mart i would of paid my way.
Think yaw heeds going to hurt in the morning
bit late in the day to be apologising ( to the wrong bloke btw ), yes ghost i agree sounded pished, reflecting
on what a prat he has made of himself recently, willie will no doubt be pleased for the forthcoming freebies !!
on what a prat he has made of himself recently, willie will no doubt be pleased for the forthcoming freebies !!
To be fair should leave him be tonight i m o.
That is one pissed fella
That is one pissed fella
Aug 31, 2018 -- 9:08PM, GHOSTOFALEXBIRD wrote:
To be fair should leave him be tonight i m o.That is one pissed fella
You say that yet his grammar is just his usual standard.
At least he didn't have another stab at the poetry.
Jesus wept.fishing please..for the sake of mankind.
Hey ghosty just wanna day sorry for snapping at u Bro just looking out for a m8 buddy I actually were doing the same it’s was other snipers winding me up bro u bore the brunt of my anger , despight the things written on here yes am crazy in a good way u know I got u col address sent u both whiskey , I wd never divulge such things u see ave got integrity , Lot on her u wd not trust , oeaoke o slag are sone of the ones I actually like tbe most take shearer akways line the dood , slag him to bits , he knows a love him to bits , a was gonna ask him advice on tbe looky looky guts cis 10 pints nooky he been caught out in last taking the misses says a bought u a designer watch LaughLaughWink h know dam well a wd have payed your flights ghost and your hand wd never have been in your pocket , so keep the winding up and don’t fooken slacken love u too bits dood , people might find this strange I actually had a word about stevie no getting Vip so hope in future he will
what a fcukn looney tune
what a fcukn looney tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISy0Hl0SBfg
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check out the dates oh aye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anzzNp8HlVQ
oh ayehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anzzNp8HlVQ
"I went to a big bakers shop this morning , they bake fresh bread , a loaf of bread was 13p. , you start to think how lucky your are the blood sweat and tears goes in to making that"
Sigh, it's bread Mart. They're not exactly constructing the Hoover f**king dam.
Sigh, it's bread Mart. They're not exactly constructing the Hoover f**king dam.
And don't feel too sorry for the Turks either, Mart. Even at 13p a loaf their GDP was $849 billion last year, over three times more than, ahem, Scotland. SO maybe you lot could work harder and knock out a bit more neaps, tatties and buckie rather than patronising them?
Scotland has kept tbe country afloat las decade fact
Congratulations Mart. Most people on the first morning of their budget holiday are content to have a lie in, take a nice breakfast or perhaps have an early morning swim in the pool. It's therefore commendable that you made time to enter into a discussion about Scotland underpinning the UK economy and the wider issue of gross domestic product.
Bravo.
Bravo.
Felt a bit sorry for mart, he sounded very lonely and bored last night.
Keep off here and enjoy the booze and food mart. No ranting or reflecting on your lot.
Keep off here and enjoy the booze and food mart. No ranting or reflecting on your lot.
Have all the women he knows realised it's not worth the free holiday if they have to put up with him for a week?
Felt a bit sorry for mart, he sounded very lonely and bored last night
Has probably had time to reflect oh his recent behaviour towards people and how he probably lost a few of his followers after the Gutty saga.
He has no one to blame for his demeaner but himself.. His attacks on people are at an all time high and his behaviour is that of a compulsive losing gambler. The figures speak for themselves.
I do believe he has big bets and big wins, Then gives it all back, how else does he get such huge amounts on.
Bookmakers who prey on vulnerable gamblers need taking to task and should monitor accounts closely, They have no problem acting on winning accounts, but losing ones they offer perks to keep them gambling.
Mart this is not meant as an attack on you... But this is how many people who are sat behind a keyboard see you.
Many on here have tried to point you in the right direction and get attacked in return.
Ask yourself this question Mart...…. What is worse, The alleged gang mentality or the people who sit back and pretend to be your friend and egg you on that you are some kind of messiah ?
Don't you think that the fact you can't stay off here or not gamble while on holiday not tell you something about yourself Mart ?
Anyway enjoy your holiday.
Has probably had time to reflect oh his recent behaviour towards people and how he probably lost a few of his followers after the Gutty saga.
He has no one to blame for his demeaner but himself.. His attacks on people are at an all time high and his behaviour is that of a compulsive losing gambler. The figures speak for themselves.
I do believe he has big bets and big wins, Then gives it all back, how else does he get such huge amounts on.
Bookmakers who prey on vulnerable gamblers need taking to task and should monitor accounts closely, They have no problem acting on winning accounts, but losing ones they offer perks to keep them gambling.
Mart this is not meant as an attack on you... But this is how many people who are sat behind a keyboard see you.
Many on here have tried to point you in the right direction and get attacked in return.
Ask yourself this question Mart...…. What is worse, The alleged gang mentality or the people who sit back and pretend to be your friend and egg you on that you are some kind of messiah ?
Don't you think that the fact you can't stay off here or not gamble while on holiday not tell you something about yourself Mart ?
Anyway enjoy your holiday.
AT LEAST HE STAYED ON HOLIDAYI CAME HOME MISSED YOU GUYS TOO MUCH
Wise words tho Rooster
I CAME HOME MISSED YOU GUYS TOO MUCHWise words tho Rooster
Ask yourself this question Mart...…. What is worse, The alleged gang mentality or the people who sit back and pretend to be your friend and egg you on that you are some kind of messiah ?
I find those people the worst Dopeyone, While most will argue with him and take his vitriol they laugh behind his back in plain sight of the rest of us.
I find those people the worst Dopeyone, While most will argue with him and take his vitriol they laugh behind his back in plain sight of the rest of us.
Has Paddy got his favourite customer to run on the pitch for him in his latest ad?
Ask yourself this question Mart...…. What is worse, The alleged gang mentality or the people who sit back and pretend to be your friend and egg you on that you are some kind of messiah ?
(chav)
(chav)
Big Mart at home: sits all day in front of computer and bets on everything that moves
Big Mart on holiday: sits all day in front of computer and bets on everything that moves
Big Mart on holiday: sits all day in front of computer and bets on everything that moves
Still craving attention while on holiday.... No loosers to post Gregg ?
what a topical tip, after saying he ploughs his own furro the cabbage aftertimes brassica. !! 
Nearly 27 hours without a poast from mart! It seems that he might actually be getting on with doing holiday type things.
yeah, that's him round the back of the michelangelo
Willie Shafter. 01 Sep 18 14:15
Ask yourself this question Mart...…. What is worse, The alleged gang mentality or the people who sit back and pretend to be your friend and egg you on that you are some kind of messiah ?
(chav)
please find a post of mine in the past 3 weeks to substantiate this please
i washed my hands of the whole saga taking one side nor the other after random £50 rvfc s started appearing
Can we go 23 days back ?
Not that I will of course.
Not that I will of course.
when craig isnt digging holes he likes to stir **** on the internet
mmm....the irony being those whom seem most vocal are the ones that bang the drums about having no interaction with him....
i on the other hand have had no input either way for 3 weeks and yet am being painted as the villain of the piece...
which says it all about the ringleaders or main protagonists
i on the other hand have had no input either way for 3 weeks and yet am being painted as the villain of the piece...
which says it all about the ringleaders or main protagonists
i wouldnt like to be in the trenches with em,lets put it that way
im sure you'd be holding the white handkerchief.
mart gone silent, captured by turkish jihadists. ?? novichooked by the lovely " olga " ??? or just pished. ??
yer hope the big fella is ok.
Probably just enjoying his holiday.
Probably just enjoying his holiday.
Burkey1885
Burkey1885
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I went to tbe temple to pray for Alah ,
Yer tbe Hamdon Alah Maktoum horse on sat
Pray it does not get boxed in Laugh
01Sep18
Cfd 7fSt C2Hc 65K 9/15 btn 4L, Mankib 9/1 W Haggas 102 -6
01Sep18
Cfd 7fSt C22y 23K 3/5 btn 1¼L, Motafaawit 6/1 R Hannon 89 -3
01Sep18
San 1m2fGS C2Hc 31K 3/12 btn 1¼L, Almoreb 10/1 R Hannon 94 -2
Which one of these 3 ?
Burkey1885
30 Aug 18 15:01
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I went to tbe temple to pray for Alah ,
Yer tbe Hamdon Alah Maktoum horse on sat
Pray it does not get boxed in Laugh
01Sep18
Cfd 7fSt C2Hc 65K 9/15 btn 4L, Mankib 9/1 W Haggas 102 -6
01Sep18
Cfd 7fSt C22y 23K 3/5 btn 1¼L, Motafaawit 6/1 R Hannon 89 -3
01Sep18
San 1m2fGS C2Hc 31K 3/12 btn 1¼L, Almoreb 10/1 R Hannon 94 -2
Which one of these 3 ?
By this we can assume my 3 week point is vindicated
I was being frivolous, I couldn't care any less if I spent time trying too...which I won't.
I was being frivolous, I couldn't care any less if I spent time trying too...which I won't.
yes,she was formerly one of les dawsons roly polys.
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