Bigmart Anecdotes.

  Al be laying when I retire and I will making a good living from it doing about 2to 300 lays a day one sel 2 at most

Seen a horse other day looked like fankel it tore the field apart with constinant ease I Rem checking the time it was deffo group 1 class so was not just a vision monster it looks the real deal won so easily

The slug under my Rick garden cd put up more visible thoughts

He's on vocation as stated Irish Paul does not post he has avcounlevof times





WTF??

Am a novice only 22 years Anorak on Betfair

Don’t go crazy if your having a bet ladies am putting a grand on the horse but
Please don’t shoot the messenger but the info is spot on
Last time no silly odds on and bolted up same is expected tomorrow



MONOPOLY MONEY

"so I was stick beteeen a rick in a hard place"

"He dif is I new I was going to be matched up Alan am not greedy and selfish like 95%
On here  give u a clue look are certain bookmakers "
In particular Irish ones they tend to know the score on Thier own back yard "

WELL SAID BURKEY ,,VERY TRUE PAL

  Am sure she will handle conditions the dam Hernando
Loved it ,  but he is mindful of not giving her a grueling race

.........Hernando was the dams sire. Hernando was a He

   Striding I honestly think I can easily pick 20 lay bets on bounce under say 11-4  it’s realky rather easy

Line dealer glassy I can 100 % confirm mums ain’t cardie

a tribute act?

cardy
mymumsfinethankyou

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my horse wont be winning today lay lay lay all the place markets

    Line dealer glassy I can 100 % confirm mums ain’t cardie


   ?????  Iam usually quite good at deciphering the Clowns dross, i only know ( along with everyone else ) that

           the second part is another Untruth. !!

     Mart, How can you have a father and son combination in a race limited to lady riders?


 

Burkey1885 06 Jul 19 15:51 
Stevie the last time u waffles about a ,z£600 u mage a James Hunt every bet every transaction I put up is genuine

bigmart Nov 7, 02:16PM
yep i hung my head in shame only bet i ever edited in my life and caught , totally out of my character

"Had the pace pot running weak as pisss never used his shop once"


   Imagine reading these a Few years down the Line and being new to the forum

Burkey1885
Burkey1885 21 Jul 19 14:20 Joined: 21 Nov 17 | Topic/replies: 14,092 | Blogger: Burkey1885's blog
Stable only had the horse for 6 days

The Anorak

Mart,

You can't be that stupid surely? It shows as six days on the Post website, because they don't know the horse has moved until the new trainer enters it for a race, which amazingly, happens six days before the race.

WAFDSC

GLASGOWCALLING
02 Jul 19 21:16
Mart, How can you have a father and son combination in a race limited to lady riders?

Brilliant

My only question (asked before) is if you are in charge of 14 tradesman doing building work.........who is in charge when you spend most of your life in a betting shop or on here Mart? I retired at 47 and have less time than being at work,tell us the secret m8?

What gives you the idea am in betting shop I rarely go in a had a rare day of yest
How you have resorted to reads clowns who know jacccccck
Around 6 people on here win pre race am one only another
5  but all claiming to be winning
Shafter pre race failure
Elise pre race betting failures
Geoffry pre race betting failures

This the type of baffoon u follow

who is jack please?

I run a sight
Lots of weathtgy people on it who own horses

like butlins?

can you post your full pl for the 30th march 2018

and the 5th june 2019

nutlins

he couldnt run a p!ss up in a brewery.

Burkey1885 • July 21, 2019 11:08 PM BST

yes. I an a girl, I ware a dress and do pigtails, just com on here to kill a few minites while I wait for the next client

ive poasted it 4 times cardy..ru blind?

bigmart Oct 7, 12:16PM

I was a horse trainer in the sas, trained them to defuse mines and I met prince diana when we went mine hunting together and had a kebab after

   That's debatable whilst logically all horses run under same hot conditions
Theatrically if the horses run at 10 d no horses can be affected by said heat
But if say 30 d and 10 runners a 10 % it cd be your sel affected and not hydrated
Enough , in short if your a layer anything that can affect deteriate the
True running must be a advantage ,IE it's just something else to add the the many thinks that can go wrong , the more ways in which said horse cannot win the more in fav of layer


... Comedy gold this Morning, now reverting to educating AIS. !!   

I create media hype before it’s written
I have a gift seeing horses run for 1st time o I know they are destined for greatness
It’s something I learn over time not just git feeling!

WALOFS

Not sure if this was added @ the time. But a classic of sheer fantasy:


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The ironic thing is I can be more trusted than anyone on here.




If we did a poll Mart what yer reckon % age who would trust yer??

U not met anyone of here I have big dif

No work again Today Burke ???   Hope your 14 men are okay. ??

In like u who has perminetl no work and pottless I can afford as many breaks as I like

14 men wondering why their 'boss' is such a lying coont

Stick to your £2 anti post

... I prefer  to believe Jammer1 when he said mart works alone apart from one old boy, who has my deepest

    sympathy btw.

A bad habit of yours is talking shiiiit daily horse manure

Instead of jumping in try finding out facts or when I stayed 2 days ago on a thread am taking double weeks of , or actually know how fast a horse can run befor u poet garbled diatribe
U can't be a succeful gambler because u are useless at everything u bet a complete numpty

Burke is thicker than a whale omelette and grasses are scum

Good to see the envious still talking about me

No buy one get one free at Witherspoon s glassy the highlight of your week
Splashing out a tenner on pe ting foot no idea what Joyce is saying blocked the **** a year ago
For bring a insignificant tool who knows zero about gambling

... you must have forgot telling Glen you cannot go racing as you are " very busy " at work. ????

0/10 last 3 days mart..not good m8.

Jul 26, 2019 -- 9:21AM, greenteethnarrabacktroutmoy wrote:

0/10 last 3 days mart..not good m8.

Again silly hunt read the posts u might find it no wander u cd not make it pay pre race
The horse I put up went 100/1 in running but it still won stop guessing must be a plumbers trate
I don't put up every horse I bet dopple

Least my bets are real glassy fantasy Island betting still no anti post dog bet that's because he was telling porkies again

Trolling now

Britain's got talent featuring Big Burkey.
am being honest I got belted at schoolbecise I was finished test in 10 min, but I beat 2 maths teachers in a speed test. Think it was the belts round the head that have caused all the problems since.


£300 in bets

Bal.  100 at 11/4 = £375
100 at 8/11 = £ £172.73

.starting bank £300

New bank £529.73

£547.73 wen i was at school...
didnt you beat 2 maths teachers in a test?

Could write a book.

Fiction category .

Burkey1885 10 Aug 19 11:35
Great news burkies teamed up with forum
Legend big mart and decided to share his
Expert advices ,  it pains me to see
The pre race baffoons getting desperate
Now reverting to 1-6 shots and 8/13
Scuds for a place , if your failures bring you
To these depths time to throw in the towel
And try bingo !

Burkey1885 10 Aug 19 11:42
1st blood footy
Mansfield win 8/13
Cove rangers to win 1-2

Burkey1885 10 Aug 19 13:31
Lady Dauphin. To place around 4/6  8/13
1.45 red

He lost everything late 80s glen I told him stop buying but
The reassign made property cheap he bought half a steeet
Victory street
Bit the pubs started to suffer as resssion hit
He only went under by 34  l conciseibg he had a bird bought her
A flat 189 grand a car 16 k  his boiiiitch cost him the bussiness
And on top his wife caught him
Guess how he got caught  no data protextionin these days
His wife was watching taggart on tv it had only been filmed
3 weeks prior his wife had been quizzing him about this bird he said a was staying st a m8s
Well who’s Porsche carrera with private number plate sprayer on height street
Parked right out side the birds door
What a way to get caught out LaughLaughLaugh

.. Not much work for number plate sprayers these days, I blame Maggie Myself.

All I can say to that moose is,I never got caught messing behind my wifes back.......because I never did.

Getting caught with copper boilers.....well the only mistake is getting caught.......by coppers....will never apologise for where I ended up but do so for the R Soles who wore the uniform and told porkies.

The Police service is full of them...........Mart would have been a great addition imvho?

"Sorry man I can see the faces of billies staff now
When am doing the rounds later"

Picture behind the counter , Red carpet rolled out , Round of Ham sarnies Smigeon of Mustard on plate , Never ending coffee.

Punters Name Logged as "Orchestra's Dunne" ..

Burkey1885 15 Feb 20 13:18
5pm haydock Alcala can’t win

Hello in brief I was getting a m8 to plsce my bets as no liquidity in markets as I was working
Most of my bets were place bets betting about 600 to 800 a day once I was up a few k
He was manager of private take company so he cd place bets at work
But his boss’s like a bet he seen how much I was winning and he was almost knocking him over when he went into work
Ask what my bets were ,  soon every MAn and thier dog in the office was betting my sel
Even girls who never bet payed Fir their hols
Am not joking , but o had a right go one day says I want 1200 on at tons him to chip away at prices
But the boss and office workers had rammed it before I got a bolt on
I pulled the plug , he still dates too this day I wd have well over a MILLION in that account if I kept doing what I always done 2-3 sel a day but I got great started betting every race  lesson learned

the germans could have done with him during the war..

wanxershaft you are your monkeys are proper sad basxtards
pathetic individuals

and*

GLASGOWCALLING 22 Feb 20 11:17 
Mart I believe you, just showing Hills rules, also as I spoke to the Manager in my local Hills a few days ago, he never

told me if you dont take a price you will automatically get best price, he told me to qualify for BOG you need to take

a price .... Strange one !!
Burkey1885 22 Feb 20 11:18 
Glasgow only one guy on counter shop busy he does it a lot sats al apply prices for u does it all time buddy

Burkey1885 24 Feb 20 20:16
Only one horse bet today a £50 s/ fc
And a small footy bet I was talking to my m8 the Dublin bomber he’s had 3 x £125 doubles and a £125 treble all 3 won we both fancies the last winner I had the fc wolves over a grand I got.

SF paid £10.83. £50 returns £541.50.

Burkey1885 25 Feb 20 21:22
Any one turning 20 into over 1300
Commands respect not luck m8 imo

Burkey1885 25 Feb 20 22:25
Was a delay enjoy your pint m8
In short it’s £1400 from that £20 fc Rico

Burkey1885 25 Feb 20 22:29
It’s unreal from a £50 bet on that fc Monday to up almost £2500
It’s a great run very happy

Burkey1885 25 Feb 20 23:46
From 50 bet Monday Shane to over 2 k nothing else matters

A classic from the William Henry thread:

Feb 23, 2020 -- 5:41PM, Burkey1885 wrote:

Horse want win at chelt it dies not like stiff tracks


course form 8, 3, 1, 4, PU, 1, 2, 2

not bad for a horse that doesn't like stiff tracks.

bigmart    20 sept 16 22:58
when i was young i trained the sas.

and the horse?

burkey1885

"He tipped £500 ew on a horse extra plsce rsce 4 places
£500 ew mountain ruler finished 2nd"

18:00 Southwell 29 Feb 2020 Sky Sports Racing
Betway Novice Stakes

Class 5 | 4YO plus

Winner £3,429 - 7 ran

wd mart.

Thought a posted up must have been other forum
Working fir a doc who is in charge of serious decease
Unit she is in contact with docs world wide
She stated chelt will go ahead so will cruffs

is it dr Do little?

Jekyll IMO

Some old boiler gets Pished up and thinks she is a doctor

Just a brilliant thread!

evening patrick..hows your freddie?

Burkey1885 05 Mar 20 18:43 
And sandown to inspect sat Cry

carrot1960 05 Mar 20 18:46 
When did Ffos Las install their all weather track.

Burkey1885 05 Mar 20 18:43
Only all weather on tomorrow
And sandown to inspect sat Cry

carrot1960 05 Mar 20 18:46
When did Ffos Las install their all weather track.

were the doc am happening to work fir
Is one of the leading experts on combating the spead



No events like cruffs chelt ot grand national cancelled they took advice from the too medication advisers
As I stated she told me last week ,  basic hygiene ie
Hand wash etc I was tempted to stick on 20 k but
It did not feel it was morally right

bigmart Nov 7, 02:16PM
yep i hung my head in shame only bet i ever edited in my life and caught , totally out of my character
i had split up with my long term partner , and had hit the drink heavy , i hardly drink , i suppose i just wanted to feel good about myself and instead of the 100 bet i changed it to a 1000 , stupid thing to do

Burkey1885 14 Mar 20 11:23
Sorry to disappoint but all bets are real not a single bet been adjusted

Stay away from shorties at chelt do r even put them in as bankers with others it ends in tears
Bookies love the hyped banker.


................

   Rachel says My nap just never felt the same A plus tard no fizz they expected much much more Never mind compensation awaits

     

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All meetings from Monday behind closed doors

WRONG AGAIN.

Everyone that attended chelt from Ireland had to sel isolate fir 2 weeks
While we in the uk are swanning about others country’s are tasking safe precautions


..........   
  People returning to Ireland from the Cheltenham Festival will not be told to self-isolate, according to Health Minister Simon Harris.

 

Bimart:

chelt going ahead when it was 1-5 to be cancelled on here


NEVER/EVER during that market was it 1.2 to be cancelled


He gets it more WRONG by the day!!!!!!!!

Not a Scooby Doo.


Other than all the above points. I find hes pretty much spot on.

in the massiahs defence he is leading the lay naps table !

m,e granny once guessed 22 lays in a row foyles..no analysis so just a guess.

yer granny did well laying 22 in a row under 5/1  wullie ,ya shudda followed her !

short term it happens..long term..show me a wealthy man who's done it.

Didn't he lay 9 winners from 10 bets last year though, after saying it was easy to make a living from. Anyone following would have ended up in a cardboard box (NAP)

Yep he did Magic something like that. Thats the randomness of this game.

  They have a vaccine almost complete papers need a story it’s easy scare


  ... Thank phuck, I will sleep better Tonight.

burkey1885
My second lay Anorak is the well bet the very man 9-4 to 11-8 with paddy. I just can’t see this winning upped in trip

22/03/20    1/10    125    HURDLE    Downpatrick, 2m 2f 165y, Soft    9/4
08/03/20    1/18    125    HURDLE    Naas, 2m 3f, Yielding to Soft    5/6

Burkey1885 22 Mar 20 15:34
I missed it previous  run  Yes your correct it had won over 2m 3 f
If I had seen that wd not have put it up as a lay that’s why I stated upped in trip I missed it last run ffs

Burkey1885 31 Mar 20 08:52

And start staying up until silly o clock
Keep your routine bed times

Burkey1885 06 Apr 20 07:56
M8 just retired bought 200,000 masks from China

Burkey1885 07 Apr 20 10:22
as stated he had bought 100,000

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Been some year ,since

Bring the main man back

Ditto casey.

Burkey1885 06 Jul 19 15:51
Stevie the last time u waffles about a ,z£600 u mage a James Hunt every bet every transaction I put up is genuine

bigmart Nov 7, 02:16PM
yep i hung my head in shame only bet i ever edited in my life and caught , totally out of my character

casey, do you miss the good old days on chit chat?

World's Biggest Liar

World's Biggest Liar is an annual competition for telling lies, held in Cumbria, England. Competitors from around the world have five minutes to tell the biggest and most convincing lie they can.

2019 sees Martin Rowan of Edinburgh installed as odds on fav after telling the story of how he beat 2 maths teachers in a speed test,and i quote 'am being honest I got belted at school becise I was finished test in 10 min they said we’re is the answer book you got these all correct no one can do that they thought I was cheating ? I genuinely can’t tell u how I work it out , but  I beat 2 maths teachers in a speed test they were furious saying I must have a calculator , somethings can’t be explained am perfectly normal just my brain just calculated dif  the head of the foundation said if you can imagine someone with an engine yours is running with a super charger'

Would you prefer if he wasn't allowed back flukes?