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bigmart
04 Nov 15 19:56
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think al treat the girl to a week away , anyone been away for xmas want somewhere
hot  , done lanzarotte last year ok but pretty chilly at night , any suggestions welcome
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Report chavman November 4, 2015 10:45 PM GMT
i was thiking more of the cheap food so you can afford a decent holiday mate
Report bigmart November 4, 2015 10:50 PM GMT
i can go away when i want with in reason chav just really busy with work

nothing wrong with iceland 1st company not to use gm food ,
talking of which that reminds me i got to fillets of steaks to pick up
, get about 14 fillets on each one , payed his flights he is a line man
cant get fresher Laugh LaughLaugh
Report bigmart November 4, 2015 10:53 PM GMT
not been to london for years chav but i took my daughter to tgi fri today 62 blabs for tea
getting dear place to live , 9 blabs for a cocktail Tongue Out
Report chavman November 4, 2015 10:55 PM GMT
i went smithfield sun/night mon 2.30 as its only round the corner from work.Happy
Report chavman November 4, 2015 10:57 PM GMT
*sunday night/mon morning
Report bigmart November 4, 2015 10:58 PM GMT
you know what teenagers are like i dont mind sawdust on the floor if its a good jar , but kids want to go to the in places to eat and drink !
Report bigmart November 4, 2015 10:59 PM GMT
queens still your local chav Confused
Report chavman November 4, 2015 11:03 PM GMT
seldom go a boozer these days mart prob 5 or 6 times a year to meet a couple of my mates
Report bigmart November 4, 2015 11:06 PM GMT
dif culture these days chav men going for pint after work etc !
plus the drink driving half a pint here rem even a pint is dodgy like
Report chavman November 4, 2015 11:14 PM GMT
mart ive been on these 12 hour 7 day night/day shifts for 4 years mart.i aint fussed about boozers any more mate
Report Fashion Fever November 4, 2015 11:17 PM GMT
will do mart

have a great time in verdi
Report bigmart November 4, 2015 11:29 PM GMT
not sure yet but she is kicking of cos am away wi the lads LaughLaugh
Report Irish are lucky November 4, 2015 11:32 PM GMT
Amsterdam

Get the mrs high and get her to lick cranberry sauce off a brazzer
Report chavman November 4, 2015 11:32 PM GMT
cos is a cabbage mart
Report Greg_Gory November 4, 2015 11:38 PM GMT
its a lettuce and an island Grin
Report Fashion Fever November 4, 2015 11:42 PM GMT
took a bird once to amsterdam long weekend couldnt believe how intrigued she was by the red light area, wanted to walk past the girls in the windows about 4 times a day.

found it quite odd
Report no moves November 4, 2015 11:45 PM GMT
i'm with Chavman


"have you thought about Iceland mart"




Send her down freezer place with a list and makes sure she gets your beer, those girls love to shop.  Mark my words it'll be a little holiday for her.
Report chavman November 4, 2015 11:56 PM GMT
cryotherapy is all the rage mart.tell her to stand over the ice cream section with the freezers open
Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD November 5, 2015 6:02 AM GMT
Wisbech "The capital of the fens"

We have our own climate.
Report Rockinron November 5, 2015 8:55 AM GMT
Thailand mate ...we used to go every year (Pattaya) around December - only problem being place is chock full of Tourists around Christmas/New Year !
Lovely people, lovely weather - cheap as chips.
Or ..if you don't like a long flight - do UK to Dubai (good shopping for the Ladies) 2/3 days in Dubai -then on to Thailand.
Be careful in Thailand (Pattaya) ...all the best loooking girls are LadyBoys Blush
Report bigmart November 5, 2015 9:08 AM GMT
cheers rockinron for the heads up . tar
Report Johnny_Mustang November 5, 2015 9:17 AM GMT
Mart, Christmas is a time for staying at home with your loved ones, and the people who love you.


Oh, on second thoughts, you'd better get yourself down to Thomas Cook........
Report bigmart November 5, 2015 9:25 AM GMT
LaughLaugh BAR--STEWARD Wink  I LOVE CRIMBO BUT FEEL LIKE A CHANGE JOHNNY BOY
Report Johnny_Mustang November 5, 2015 9:26 AM GMT
Laugh
Report bigmart November 5, 2015 9:30 AM GMT
I WANT BE GOING TO SHARM THATS FOR SURE , SHAME REALLY NICE PEOPLE BUT RISKY AT THE MOE

HAD A LOOK 5 STAR GIVING THEM AWAY FOR 250 ALL ENC BUT U MIGHT NOT GET A FLIGHT HOME Laugh
Report geoff m November 5, 2015 9:37 AM GMT
bigmart • November 5, 2015 9:30 AM GMT
I WANT BE GOING TO SHARM THATS FOR SURE

So do we mart.
Report bigmart November 5, 2015 9:43 AM GMT
REM 1ST TIME I WENT TO SHARM SAFE WAS IN LOBBY RATHER THAN HOTEL ROOM LEFT MY PASSPORT AND MONEY ON TOP WAS RUSHING IN MORNING TO CATCH BUS TO SCUBA DIVE , CAME BACK IN AFTER NOON YOUNG LAD HANDED ME MY PASSPORT AND ALMOST A GRAND IN CASH , VERY HONEST PEOPLE , I GAVE HIM A GOOD TIP IT WAS ABOUT 3 MONTHS WAGES FOR THE LAD BLESS HIM !
Report Montoria November 5, 2015 1:33 PM GMT
I'm off to Cape Verde for 3rd xmas running.
5 and half hour flight.....28/32 degrees.
5 star hotel, Riu Touareg on Boa Vista, (in reality probably 4*), food great, people lovely, great for kids.

Can't take Twisler with me tho !!!Laugh
Report bigmart November 6, 2015 7:24 AM GMT
was very close to booking cape verde but you will be glad to know you ain't getting the pleasure of my company this year montoria LaughLaughWink   
i booked flights to tenarife ,as my girl wanted to spend new year in edinburgh , so i fly from manchester 23rd dec then return on 30th to Edinburgh have to do cape next year see if she can get more time off Tongue Out
Report lead on November 6, 2015 8:02 AM GMT
What's wrong with your own country...nothing like spending Xmas and New Year blocked by snowdrifts in the Highlands
Report Makybe_Diva November 6, 2015 8:44 AM GMT
"took a bird once to amsterdam long weekend couldnt believe how intrigued she was by the red light area, wanted to walk past the girls in the windows about 4 times a day.

found it quite odd"


Laugh

Mr Makybe took me to Amsterdam last hear. I, too, was completey fascinated by the girls in the windows!
Report Makybe_Diva November 6, 2015 8:44 AM GMT
*year
Report bigmart November 6, 2015 4:27 PM GMT
lead on spending new year in edinburgh dood Wink
Report crepello November 6, 2015 4:53 PM GMT
Just take a holiday from the forum - that will do just fine .....
Report bigmart November 6, 2015 5:02 PM GMT
crepello had a bad day well after that photo i can afford too Cool




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16:35 APPRENTICE HANDICAP 5f
6th of Nov 2015 4:35 pm
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Report crepello November 6, 2015 5:06 PM GMT
Well done - now off you go like a good lad ......
Report bigmart November 6, 2015 5:11 PM GMT
hey muppet its my thread now beat it donnut ! 1.01 nap u lost again try hitting the pillow or banging your head might fix , it ! am in a good mood and always done my brains in tools come on Devil
Report never give up November 6, 2015 5:14 PM GMT
oi bigfart the bet editor....stop being an aftertiming freak for a change
Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD November 6, 2015 5:21 PM GMT
Beat it doughnutLaughLaughLaugh
Report TiptheOdds November 6, 2015 5:37 PM GMT
Hey BM you got tickets for the Hogmananny party?
Report Irish are lucky November 6, 2015 6:44 PM GMT
Tenerife you booked..fcuk me id nearly rather spend the wk in tne afgan desert
Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD November 6, 2015 6:59 PM GMT
il buy your ticket . . . off you go.
Report Irish are lucky November 6, 2015 7:02 PM GMT
If ya couldnt afford to pay ya debt i doubt u could afford it andrew
Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD November 6, 2015 7:03 PM GMT
oh dear.

Same old same old . . . c ya
Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD November 6, 2015 7:03 PM GMT
oh dear.

Same old same old . . . c ya
Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD November 6, 2015 7:03 PM GMT
Twice
Report Irish are lucky November 6, 2015 7:04 PM GMT
THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD     06 Nov 15 18:59 
il buy your ticket . . . off you go.


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Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD November 6, 2015 7:05 PM GMT
Confused
Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD November 6, 2015 7:05 PM GMT
Its called banter scraz . . . oh never mind hey.
Report Irish are lucky November 6, 2015 7:07 PM GMT
Mine was "banter" too andrew

Just saying
Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD November 6, 2015 7:07 PM GMT
ok
Report Irish are lucky November 6, 2015 7:08 PM GMT
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Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD November 6, 2015 7:09 PM GMT
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Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD November 6, 2015 7:10 PM GMT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr9DsmkhdQg
Report Irish are lucky November 6, 2015 7:12 PM GMT
Sorry andrew

As a not so wise man use to say " i dont do links"
Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD November 6, 2015 7:13 PM GMT
But you know you will night shane . . . . .
Report Irish are lucky November 6, 2015 7:15 PM GMT
Night night andrew..dont drink too much tonight
Report THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD November 6, 2015 7:16 PM GMT
Try not too.Love

Im deepblues now you really must let go.

Toodlepip.Love
Report Irish are lucky November 6, 2015 7:18 PM GMT
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Yes considering i engaged with you first on here

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Wadc
Report bigmart November 6, 2015 7:27 PM GMT



never says sorry mart i cant help being a complete tool and i am scared to put tips up as everyone knows am cluuuuuuuuuuuuuulesss Crazy
Report bigmart November 6, 2015 7:29 PM GMT
he never i went into laddies the day you know what happend

 

pretty obvious when someone is on fire CoolLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report Rob_The_Bantam November 6, 2015 7:29 PM GMT
What's the budget, Mart?
Report never give up November 6, 2015 7:30 PM GMT
did u get all ur loses back from VILMAN?????????????????????

u still havent said why u pretended to train soldiers in the army
Report bigmart November 6, 2015 7:31 PM GMT
losses i won 20 times the 200 i put on Grin  999 call the fire briggade LaughLaugh
Report never give up November 6, 2015 7:34 PM GMT

Nov 6, 2015 -- 1:31PM, bigmart wrote:


losses i won 20 times the 200 i put on   999 call the fire briggade


so u only had £26.25 on valman then

Report bigmart November 6, 2015 7:34 PM GMT
rob booked flights already tenarife south , 7 days from 23rd dec
looking for a nice hotel , not wanting the lager lout briggade
but am not wanting the zimmer squad either , like a bit entertainment but
no head banging , prob all enclusive any suggestions ?
Report never give up November 6, 2015 7:35 PM GMT
£41.12 u had on vilman then if u won 20 times than what u had on
Report bigmart November 6, 2015 7:36 PM GMT
beat it never am bust 1st bet in laddies was 600 win and yes they took the bet i won a right few bob but stop being a noooooooozy hunt tar Crazy
Report Greg_Gory November 6, 2015 7:37 PM GMT
oh man just come down to the fookin isle of wight ffs and fookin be done with it LaughLaughLaugh
Report never give up November 6, 2015 7:38 PM GMT
but bigfart u said u won 20 times more than the 200 u had on vilman.........thats 4000 ysdc,now ur saying u only had 600 on your cool................buy urself a new calculator........U HAVE EXPOSED URSELF AGAIN YOU STUPID HUNT
Report Rob_The_Bantam November 6, 2015 7:39 PM GMT
I'm not a big fan of Tenerife, Mart.  Seems like a hot Blackpool to me, but maybe I'm not classy enough.  Was speaking to someone the other day who said that the Los Gigantes hotel has just had a big refurb and looks spot on.  I went as a young lad with my parents and it was nice enough (from memory) at the time, so might be worth a look.
Report gutfeeling November 6, 2015 7:40 PM GMT
Report Rob_The_Bantam November 6, 2015 7:41 PM GMT
http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g1079320-d282376-Reviews-Hotel_Los_Gigantes-Acantilado_de_los_Gigantes_Tenerife_Canary_Islands.html

This is the place, I think, mart.
Report Greg_Gory November 6, 2015 7:44 PM GMT
all you need is your fare,you can stay at mine but bring the turkey as I could do with a good g0bble Laugh
Report dopeyone November 6, 2015 7:44 PM GMT
bigmart   

  06 Nov 15 19:36 
Joined:   01 Sep 10      | Topic/replies: 21,150  | Blogger: bigmart's blog   


beat it never am bust 1st bet in laddies was 600 win and yes they took the bet i won a right few bob but stop being a noooooooozy hunt tar Crazy

WALOFS!!!
Only way laddies took that bet is if you have lost faaasands to them...which you probably have

Ever heard the saying "You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time"
Report never give up November 6, 2015 7:45 PM GMT
bigmart • November 6, 2015 7:31 PM GMT
losses i won 20 times the 200 i put on Grin  999 call the fire briggade

so mart u backed your cool to win 4000.................stay of the gear ffs
Report Greg_Gory November 6, 2015 7:47 PM GMT
some tw@t told me I could keep a turkey in the freezer for 3 months.Put one in there last night and it was dead this morning Sad


Bet you never heard that fooker before eh Laugh
Report bigmart November 6, 2015 7:48 PM GMT
yes rob hear costa Ajeje is one of the better parts like ,  its not my ideal place to be honest but i wanted to fly direct back to edinburgh and not many places do it , spending new year here like , all of the carabean places not worth it for a week like ,
i got married in antigua  , going back 30 years they had never seen a man in a kilt , am not kidding their was bust loads calling pals cousons all coming to the beach to take pics !
thought it was funny , bl--oody cost me £5600 that was a lotta wongga these days Surprised
Report Greg_Gory November 6, 2015 7:49 PM GMT
Mart McTavish Laugh


A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “business trip or pleasure?”

She turned, smiled and said, “business, I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of Australia Convention in Brisbane."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are they?”

“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it's Scotsmen who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina are the Australians.

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name.”

“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto McTavish but my friends call me Cobber".


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Courtesy of bigmo Wink
Report Rob_The_Bantam November 6, 2015 7:51 PM GMT
Been to a few places in the Caribbean and Antigua was probably my least favourite.  Barbados is a wonderful place, would highly recommend going if you haven't already.  Bermuda is nice too, but quiet, so if you want to chill out for a bit then it's a good spot.
Report bigmart November 6, 2015 7:52 PM GMT
looooooza gets your facts right u have already made a hunt of youself twice tonight who the fk says i put more than 300 on your cool , i said i won in laddies u complete tool ,
take it the forum want ever see your last 2 moths betting , wander why , as stated i had a few berts on only won a grand of paddies that was with the 200 loss on 1st race i took 2s bet fked

is it that all twats that dont bet are tools never win never bet ! i feel a song comming up !
Report dopeyone November 6, 2015 7:54 PM GMT
REPORTED!!!LaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report bigmart November 6, 2015 7:54 PM GMT
yes rob i know but getting a direct flight back to edinburgh was a hassle if am only away for a week , like ,
Report dopeyone November 6, 2015 7:55 PM GMT
Potty mouth!!
Report bigmart November 6, 2015 7:56 PM GMT
hi dopey my ears are ringing LaughLaugh

birds giving me it tight about benny so this was a piece maker LaughLaughWink
Report dopeyone November 6, 2015 7:57 PM GMT
bigmart   

  06 Nov 15 19:56 
Joined:   01 Sep 10      | Topic/replies: 21,153  | Blogger: bigmart's blog   



hi dopey my ears are ringing LaughLaugh


Don't answer
Report bigmart November 6, 2015 7:57 PM GMT
greg your getting as bad as never keeping old files of me LaughLaugh
i put up that joke donks ago Wink
Report dopeyone November 6, 2015 7:58 PM GMT
wtf is a donk??? LaughLaughLaugh
Report bigmart November 6, 2015 7:59 PM GMT
 


hey i pulled this one dope y a big girlie hey LaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report dopeyone November 6, 2015 8:00 PM GMT
Good luck trying to find the growler on that thing
Report bigmart November 6, 2015 8:00 PM GMT
and yes that is a real dog worth half a mill aussy dollars
Report Breedingmad November 6, 2015 8:01 PM GMT
Ahh the Ladbrokes Lie...
Report Greg_Gory November 6, 2015 8:02 PM GMT
hey mart you checked you fb Crazy
Report bigmart November 6, 2015 8:02 PM GMT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DNTSuZ-55k
Report bigmart November 6, 2015 8:03 PM GMT
no why
Report Greg_Gory November 6, 2015 8:05 PM GMT
bigmart 06 Nov 15 20:03 
no why



Laugh
Report bigmart November 6, 2015 8:29 PM GMT
ffs missed winners greg u must me minted lurky bar steward CrazyLaughLaughLaugh
Report bigmart November 6, 2015 9:32 PM GMT
fancy a wee dabble on footy at weekend looking at 0-0 h/t palace 1-0 f/t massive 20s
just think liverpool comming back from that away game might take the edge of them Confused?
Report Irish are lucky November 6, 2015 9:42 PM GMT
I be at the game mart..fancy us tbh
Report Rob_The_Bantam November 6, 2015 10:08 PM GMT
Are you off out to Hogmanay in Edinburgh, mart?  I was going to head up to see Biffy but cost was extortionate.  Should probably go up for it at some point in my life, see how the Scotch do things.
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