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HorseBurger1989
26 Nov 14 16:49
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Some of the bad beats are just too daft to laugh at

AK pre flop raise to £6, oppo calls it, drop KK6 on the flop, no flush draw so I raise £12, oppo re raises to £18 I call, turn is a 2 so I raise another £14, oppo re raises to £22 I call, river is a 7 so I raise another £22 oppo re raises to £47 I call

Now shouldn't have called on the river as I knew he had the fu cking flush but a set of kings with no flush draw or straight on the flop, no full house chance for him or quads..... he was re raising with 72 diamonds..... he got the turn and river to flush on the river.... so he called then re raised on nothing most of the way... and people wonder why some sl ag online poker off

Do love playing but that just sums up online poker and some online poker players... the cheeky bastard then had the gall to say "why you keep raising" SadSadSad
CryCryCry

Most probably a fu cking suit wearer

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By:
HorseBurger1989
When: 26 Nov 14 16:50
Sorry he had 52 diamonds
By:
Johnny_Mustang
When: 26 Nov 14 17:03
Get back to the dole queue you T W A T
By:
freddiewilliams
When: 26 Nov 14 17:39
the dole has driven horse to the poker
By:
Dave The Rave
When: 26 Nov 14 17:40
Read 'Harrington on Hold' 'em books. I've now won 3 tournaments (albeit low stakes ones against Muppets in the main).

Oh yes, after reading them, apply what you read!

Crazy
By:
Greg_Gory
When: 26 Nov 14 17:53
just google

harrington on holdem pdf
By:
Greg_Gory
When: 26 Nov 14 17:57
dont know about poker

but 3 card brag is easy to place if you dont shuffle.
if 2 players just pack the first hand on the bottom and then 1 card miss a one then the other card,next hand the middle card is your 3rd when the sequence comes around.

if 3 players,its the bottom one of each pile  Wink and you can work the rest out yourself Silly

not online though
By:
THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD
When: 26 Nov 14 17:59
Koddy im impressed why act a knut when you are clearly not one.
By:
s.kenbo
When: 26 Nov 14 18:01
He could've had K6 or 66. They would've both given him a full house.
By:
s.kenbo
When: 26 Nov 14 18:08
You know more than me. Wink
By:
townley
When: 26 Nov 14 18:09
you were moaning the other day that "the sausage" had stopped your benefit
By:
THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD
When: 26 Nov 14 18:16
Happy

I do youShocked
By:
s.kenbo
When: 26 Nov 14 18:16
Defo exaggerated the stakes. £2 equals 2p, or at a push 20p. He must be mug at the table if people are reraising him with that rubbish.
By:
THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD
When: 26 Nov 14 18:25
IMPRESSED
By:
Money Tree cost me thousands!!
When: 26 Nov 14 18:26
kod has actually shown a level of iq higher than a pig here.

keep it up your in the right direction.
By:
Money Tree cost me thousands!!
When: 26 Nov 14 18:28
what annoys me in poker is people moaning about winning hands.
played a live even a few years back scraped onto final table but they
only paid top 8 so had to double up.
stack was low got k8 unsuited and lumped the lot in hoping for some folds.
got called by the next lowest stack the guy had jj. I hit two 8s and took the pot.
He went nuts saying I had no right to play the hand.

CRETIN.
By:
HorseBurger1989
When: 26 Nov 14 19:05
Money Tree

Sounds like Phil Helmuth LaughLaugh

Your right though some idiots in poker. and as for that kenbo, his rating was 1 star, he'd been playing 2 years, no wonder he's got a 1 star rating with re raises like that... Has some famous youtuber would call him "a babysitted donk", they do babysit some of them as well, esp the one's going all in with 27 off suits. its all for rake.
By:
HorseBurger1989
When: 26 Nov 14 19:10
Some of these clowns are going all in with a 95% disadvantage, most can't read the board to save their lives, I was playing one guy who had Ace flushed on the river and checked me, I raised a fiver to try and steal it and he folded, I saw his cards and asked him "why didn't you re-raise me, you had the best hand, Ace flush" he said "I didn't know that lol".... chris almighty, if you can't see you've got that then you shouldn't be playing the game imo.

These sort of people are sucking you out ffs, they should be put on a level 1 rating table imo.
By:
HorseBurger1989
When: 26 Nov 14 19:19
Yes KOD I do know it was mainly done for comedic effect, but some of the stuff he says are true, esp the babysitted part, its pre programmed to play with your whole cards and get more people going in to the pot, its a fact KOD, how often would you see AAAKK on the table and 2 people sitting there with KK AK ffs, and I've seen that 3 times in one day, not on betfair/labrokes poker but on Pokerstars, that is the worst poker program going, don't ever play on that one is my advice, I once had quad 7s got done to quad 9s, once had quad kings and got done to a royal flush.

The stuff he says it mainly true about pokerstars, although some of it is for comedic effect like you say.
By:
HorseBurger1989
When: 26 Nov 14 19:19
AQ I should say not AK
By:
THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD
When: 26 Nov 14 19:24
Koddy never play the knut with me again it wont work.

Re- RaiseCool
By:
Irish are lucky
When: 26 Nov 14 20:07
Why not protect your hand more on tne turn..all this min raise call is just increasing the implied odds all tne way..you say you knew he hit flush on river, well if you felt he was also drawing on the turn they why flat call a min raise..your not protecting your hand nor are you making him pay to hit his draw..i understand you want to maximise your big hands but you could have played it better..plus your bet sizing is too small..just my opinion
By:
THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD
When: 26 Nov 14 20:11
Paddy jumping on the bandwaggonLaugh

Sap
By:
Irish are lucky
When: 26 Nov 14 20:13
Post 3 and increasing easily
By:
Dave The Rave
When: 26 Nov 14 20:19
Just played a game where on the very first hand after flop I had a 6,7,8,9,10 mixed suit run. 6,7 & 8 were clubs. Player opposite me held and had 4 and 5 of clubs so won with a running flush.

Reasonable odds of that happening? I think not.
By:
THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD
When: 26 Nov 14 20:48
Post 4 nobody gives a fook

How sad to jump into this, you will never have respect off anyone

Sap
By:
HorseBurger1989
When: 26 Nov 14 20:48
Exactly Dave

As for the post saying your not "betting enough" well ahaha, these idiots your playing will call blo ody anything trust me, I've seen players raise get re raised only to lose it and go all in, with a 94offsuit, the bloke who did the re-raising had Aces, had to call it didn't he, only for the donkey to hit quad 6s on the flop.... mmmmm, so you really think raising higher is the right call then?, stand to be robbed on the river for even more money ?, this isn't live poker pal, this is a software that plays the players in the pot every now and then, why? because if 2 players go at for over 70 quid the rake is pretty big.

Play in a casino with a proper dealer etc and you don't see the utter bs like you see online

bloke has AK diamonds other bloke has 56 clubs... flop is 55A, turn is a King, you can then expect the pair of idiots to be raising and re-rasing from them on...

RAKE
By:
HorseBurger1989
When: 26 Nov 14 20:51
I do enjoy online poker though, if you stay clear of the obvious set ups then you'll be fine.

I've actually thrown ACES pre-flop as two idiots have gone all in.
By:
HorseBurger1989
When: 26 Nov 14 20:56
Not with online poker it isn't KOD.

I've also seen with online poker

two people with AA

They've both flopped full houses with 888

The fu ck fest once that flopped hit was immense, both went all in, yeap you guessed it, the rake was pretty damn good.

Have you ever played online poker KOD?

Not saying don't play it but just saying be careful, the amount of times I've had a king high straight only to be done to a Ace high straight (both of us hitting the diamond on the river I might add) is ridicules

Its all part and parcel of online poker
By:
Irish are lucky
When: 26 Nov 14 20:57
Horseburger

Ive played tens of  thousands of live hands and crazy hands happen live too. There has always bddn this myth that online is ****. Players online play more hands at a faster pace and often at different variances, its obvious that more "bad beats"occur..
By:
Irish are lucky
When: 26 Nov 14 20:58
You foldec A's preflop

FFS

Laugh
By:
HorseBurger1989
When: 26 Nov 14 20:59
You laugh about that but I'd of lost the pot hahahaha, AA with KJ844 as the board

Someone had a 4 and made a set on the river

Who's laughing now ??
By:
HorseBurger1989
When: 26 Nov 14 21:00
Folded Aces after idiots went all in and I wasn't risking 70 quid pre flop ffs

yeap another WUM has arrived HorseBurger Laugh
By:
HorseBurger1989
When: 26 Nov 14 21:01
Only t w a ts go all in pre flop, even people with ACES
By:
HorseBurger1989
When: 26 Nov 14 21:03
Are you telling me to go all in with ACES......

Come and play at heads up ffs, clueless fu ckers Laugh
By:
Irish are lucky
When: 26 Nov 14 21:03
Describe hands and we run through the odds
By:
HorseBurger1989
When: 26 Nov 14 21:04
You saying go all in with ACES to effectively nick the blinds???????????!!

ffs... and im clueless they say
By:
HorseBurger1989
When: 26 Nov 14 21:05
KOD - I'll play at 1p/2p stakes, I want to see how good you are first ...
By:
HorseBurger1989
When: 26 Nov 14 21:05
1p/2p blinds
By:
Irish are lucky
When: 26 Nov 14 21:05
Its Durr

LaughLaugh
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