The return of the Cash Machine and the 2012 Pathway to Eternal Wealth

Shocking formatting,Alain

GT, I have sent you a q about Italian racing.

Good luck with your latest venture,Cash Machine.

You are a credit to the forum,Sir.

Why...thank you,Alain.

You are very kind.

Thank you, M.Charnier.

  WHOOPS....

Bet number 2

3.00 Lingfield: Waabel to PLACE

Current odds: 1.72

Predicted ROI: 67% PROFIT

*Has now dropped to a stone below his last winning mark and has shaped better in his last 3 runs

*Finishing 3rd 3 runs back and not disgraced last twice when not seen to best effect by being held up

*There does not look to be a lot of pace on in this contest and connections may choose to revert to the more prominent tactics which saw the horse successful twice over c/d last winter

*If able to control the pace from the front, it may suit Waabel better than second favourite Nubar Boy, who seems best when able to finish from off a strong pace.

No need to thank me, the pleasure is all mine.

I must away, lucheon with an important client from the UAE.

Good day to you all.

Alain my friend you are getting in a bit of a tizz, nevertheless I will risk £500 of my

bank on backing and laying your choices I have taken notice in the past but I will give

your selections a whirl.   I will be investing in £

£50 units, if I win I will give thanks if I lose I will wipe my mouth

and move on.

well done machine. followed you. layed 1st bet. and place bet on bet 2. both payed out. keep it up.

An excellentt selection once again,Cash_Machine.

Well done,Sir.

Alain, missed the 1st, got lucky with the placed horse, thanks.

  well done with your selections ALAIN.   glasgow.

coq piSS

I would not say this is my time of year, I tend to excel during the summer months, but good to kick the year off with a couple of winning selections.

As previously stated for profit and loss account purposes, £1000 sterling will be wagered on each bet, which will be settled at Betfair SP.

Today's BFSPs -

Trip Switch LAY - 2.38. PROFIT (after 5% commission) - £688

Waabel to PLACE - 1.6. PROFIT - £570

Today's PROFIT - £1258

The Chteau La Mondotte Saint-Emilion 1996 will taste good tonight.

bottle of coq piSS

Alain with respect would for most of your followers a stake of

a £100 be more realistic?

£1,000 is perfectly feasible,Sir.

What I am saying is that if I was Cash_Machine I would stick to a £1,000 stake,wee eck.

Mr Eck, it is all relative, people should only wager what they can afford and what is within their comfort zone. I see you have chosen £50 units, nothing wrong with that if this is the amount you feel comfortable with.

£1000 is just the nice round figure I have chosen for profit and loss account purposes. I prefer to deal in hard cash rather than a points system.

I am happy to put my bets up on here along with a concise and cogent case, the readers are then free to make their own minds up about what I have written.

enjoying this thread. keep it up.

Not to mention the fact that the massive profits promised in September equated to £3.24 1/2 pence to £10 units wee eck.

Good afternoon to all my friends and foes.

Bet 3

LAY Silver Linnet, 2.40 Wolverhampton

*Everything went her way on her return from 11 months off when the money down

*Got to the front unmolested, slowed things up, before kicking clear and holding on

*Unlikely to be afforded such an easy time of it from her widest draw

*Meets the runner-up on 6lb worse terms and is going to have to work a lot harder to confirm the form

*The betting suggested that was the day that mattered and is returning to the track just 5 days later having been absent 11 months, so the 'bounce' has to be a possibility

Good luck with this particular selection,Cash_Machine.

Thank you.

you're welcome

I just want to say "thank you" for posting these selections,CM.

And so say all of us.

Alain has misslimerick been back in touch since the debacle at Dublin Airport?

No,and I would rather not talk about it,thank you,Sir.

Were you talking to yourself again Alain.

chelsea I expect Alain will be making eyes at you again shortly the

visit to Vienna to watch Andy Rew perform might be back on the agenda.

And where was I talking to myself again,please,Arkle ?

Wee eck,the name is Andre Rieu...ANDRE RIEU....one of the world's greatest musicians.DO YOU GET THAT ?

coq piSS

A close acquaintance of mine,I am proud to say,wee eck.

STOP THAT NOW,NEVER GIVE UP.

I AM WARNING YOU!!

coq piSS

I HAVE REPORTED YOU,NGU.

GOOD

Alain, Come to think of it I think I have heard of him, he either is a Pianist or Cellist

Iam not quite can he knock out a tune on the Organ? I am very fond of Sans Sains Organ

Symphony, do you like it Alain? I dont think it would be misslimerick cup of tea.

No,I do not enjoy that particular organ symphony,wee eck.

evens whitney's next single will be no.1


sorry wrong thread 

Alain, well spotted I dont think it was ever a factor.

A disappointing Betfair SP in the end but hopefully you were able to lay it at shorter before the drift set in.

Today:
Lay of Silver Linnet - BFSP 5.83 - PROFIT: £195

So Far:

Trip Switch LAY - 2.38. PROFIT (after 5% commission) - £688
Waabel to PLACE - 1.6. PROFIT - £570
Silver Linnet LAY - 5.83. PROFIT - £195

Amount to withdraw from the cash machine:

£1453

The Chteau Lafite Rothschild Pauillac 1996 will taste good this evening.

Au revoir

good call chaps

cash is that the wine that is reccomended to drink when one is dining on horsemeat?

Mr Eck, I would not know as I do not eat horse meat. Tonight I will be dining on Wagyu steak (Kobe varietal), La Bonnotte potatoes and vegatables.

Or Fray Bentos with tinned new potatoes as we know it..

Another sumptuous result,Cash_Machine.

Well done,Sir.

Thank you, M.Charnier.

You're welcome.

cash, that steak by the posh name is it really Monkey?

No, Mr Eck, I do not eat monkeys.

Cash what difference is there morally between eating part of a cow or part of a monkey.

watchit I must be frank and admit there bis no finer eating meat than that carried by well scrubbed

and perfumed piece of Kyfe, but if you get a wrong un the stench is appalling.

Mr Eck, eating monkey is morally wrong, imo, when one considers some experts fear the possible extinction of the mammal.

As for your general point, eating dog food would not be "morally" wrong if it is all you can afford, but I would not choose to eat it!

Cash, how are you about eating Kyfe?

Kyfe? Is this some sort of cheap meat produced in Scotland?

watchit, you are right it is a female animal, some can be proper bitches

especially when they are on heat.   Ask Alain he will be well informed on

the matter.

Good morning to my allies and enemies.

Bet 4:

LAY Lionrock, 2.00 Lingfield

Predicted ROI: 60% PROFIT

*Expensive purchase who did not last long with Godolphin.

*May well improve for the switch to Mr Johnston's stable, but will need to, having 14lb and 11lb to find with Boots And Spurs and Fugitive Motel respectively on RPRs.

*Pedigree (damsire Unfuwain, dam 10f winner) raises concerns over the suitability of a sharp 7f

*He is returning from 6 months off and has the outside draw to contend with.

*Australia Fair has an appealing pedigree and won't need to be anything special if tuned up for her debut.

No need to thank me, the pleasure is all mine.

Today:

LAY of Lionrock  - BFSP 2.72 - PROFIT £553

So far:

Trip Switch LAY - 2.38. PROFIT (after 5% commission) - £688
Waabel to PLACE - 1.6. PROFIT - £570
Silver Linnet LAY - 5.83. PROFIT - £195
Lionrock LAY - 2.75. PROFIT - £553

Amount to withdraw from the cash machine so far:

£2006

The Chteau Haut Brion Pessac-Lognan 1982 will taste good tonight.

good work today cash machine...keep it going and enjoy the plonk tonight.

Well done with yet another sumptuous winning selection,Sir.

Good afternoon to all my friends out there in Betfair forum land.

Today's lay will be posted shortly, but in the meantime here is a wonderful song from one of my favourite groups -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiIqhY5-SKY

Bet 5:

LAY - Samasana, 2.20 Southwell

Predicted ROI: Approx 40% PROFIT

*Had been beaten in sellers (albeit against subsequent winners) prior to winning her last 2 and just possible she will defy today's mark of 61

*However she meets Pelican Rock on 10lb worse terms for the 1.5L she beat him on her penultimate start and I believe she will struggle to confirm the form

*Pelican Rock was always caught a little wide that day and maybe not best placed when Samasana set sail for home, but was closing on her at the finish and looks open to improvement after just 5 starts

*One suspects with cheekpieces applied to Pelican Rock, Mr Kingscote will be keen not to give the filly too much leeway on this occasion.

*J J Leary is in danger of becoming disappointing, but it is worth noting that the two times he met Samasana the surface was officially riding on the slow side. So in anticipation of the surface riding quicker today and being 5lb better off, maybe he can give Samasana more of a race.

*Not much to recommend the others, though Smart Affair may improve for a break and handicapping having had 3 quick runs in maidens, and Angel Warrior is entitled to come on for his recent return and did show a glimmer of ability in maidens.

*This will be Samasana's 4th run of the month on this testing surface and always the possiblity this may come a little soon.

Unlucky there,Alain.

Sorry,Cash_Machine.

Understood you were not going to post again Alain. As I said before you are good on backing but at laying in truth you are rubbish.

Alain sadly for us the opposition could not raise the

gallop that was needed to trouble the winner.

unlucky cash machine

come back tomorrow stronger for this

30pts down

no chase thats the quick way to the poor house theres enoght races to get into profit

next mug bet

lay authentication 2.50 south 3 pts @ 6.2

I must apologise for today's failure.

2012 record

Trip Switch LAY - 2.38. PROFIT (after 5% commission) - £688
Waabel to PLACE - 1.6. PROFIT - £570
Silver Linnet LAY - 5.83. PROFIT - £195
Lionrock LAY - 2.75. PROFIT - £553
Samasana LAY - LOST - LOSS £1000

So far:

+£1006

I WILL SHORTLY BE MAKING A STATEMENT WHICH DISTRESSES ME DEEPLY.

Please stand by. Thank you.

WALOFS

Cash have you been with an infected woman and copped for the crabs

get straight to the chemists and buy a jar of the famous blue ointment,

it works wonders you will as right as rain in a few days

I CANNOT ABIDE FAILURE AND IT IS WITH DEEP REGRET FOLLOWING TODAY'S DEBACLE THAT I SHALL BE LEAVING THE FORUM FOR GOOD AFTER MIDNIGHT TONIGHT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnfKmNRfLYU

Alain just use your other user-names but dont talk to yourself like before.

Alain when will your next user name be on parade.

Mr Eck there are no other usernames, and after midnight tonight there will be no Cash Machine any more.

I RESIGN IN DISGRACE.

Thanks for the memories,Cash_Machine.

You will be sorely missed.

Thank you, Mr Chips, you are an English gentleman.

You have stuck up a loser so what?  People put up losers on here dail

dont take it to heart, you meant well of that I am certain.

Wee eck is right, don't take it to heart. It's not as if you're betting with real money, is it?

Mr Piccadilly, losing is not an option. I will leave at midnight with the thread showing over £1000 PROFIT at Betfair SP.

Well done Sir, quit while you're ahead is a most excellent philosophy. I think I speak on behalf of the whole forum in wishing you much success in all your future plans. Good day to you Sir!

Alain you could, a bit like before, introduce a rule whereby horses starting with the letter S are not included in your profit/loss a/c.

Whippin rest assured he will not be far away.

Mr Arkle, I will have you know that I have NEVER fiddled my profit and loss account.

I leave the forum at Midnight tonight with a 2012 record of 4 winning specially selected advices out of 5.

Perhaps you will come back as those two sisters.

Arkle, or the mysterious misslimerick aka geoff capes.

repeat WALOFS

Andy Rew

Dont worry Grimy will be on in a while to clear this and other matters up

a true swiss teeside big nosed legend was our pp dave the Romford slim charnier ...the machine