Good morning, Alain. Good morning, all (and that includes you, Mr Eck).
Breakfast tasted good this morning. Bircher muesli followed by bagels, cream cheese & salmon, washed down with fresh orange juice and delicious freshly roasted gourmet coffee. Sumptuous.
Life is good.
+780 Humungosaur +380 Rhal +330 Modeyra -1000 Avon River +446 Alice's Dancer +541 The Bells O Peover +410 Rythmic +1131 Tadabeer +470 Surfer +400 Deliberation -1000 Tell Dad -1000 Bonnie Acclamation +580 Katies Tuitor +340 Dubawi Dancer -1000 King Of Wing +550 Seville (Place) +300 Below Zero (Place) +670 Monsieur Joe +340 One Lucky Lady +760 Rio Grande -1000 Modun -1000 Jubilance
+£2428
Good morning, Alain. Good morning, all (and that includes you, Mr Eck).Breakfast tasted good this morning. Bircher muesli followed by bagels, cream cheese & salmon, washed down with fresh orange juice and delicious freshly roasted gourmet coffee. Sum
Alain, there are a couple of potential lays which have me cogitating, but I must admit, nothing that fills me with a deal of confidence.
Please bear with me while I cogitate a little more.
Alain, there are a couple of potential lays which have me cogitating, but I must admit, nothing that fills me with a deal of confidence.Please bear with me while I cogitate a little more.
Me Eck could well be "frantically" doing something else,something less savoury i fear,CM.
His mind is riddled with bad thoughts of a deviant nature.
Bromide is the prescribed solution from these quarters,Sir.
Me Eck could well be "frantically" doing something else,something less savoury i fear,CM.His mind is riddled with bad thoughts of a deviant nature.Bromide is the prescribed solution from these quarters,Sir.
R'bot, I see your horse Burnwynd Spirit is due to run in the first at Catterick. I vaguely remember you saying once the headgear was applied we would see a different horse from the one which looked recalcitrant at Musselburgh.
I have availed myself of the 33-1. Thank you in advance.
R'bot, I see your horse Burnwynd Spirit is due to run in the first at Catterick. I vaguely remember you saying once the headgear was applied we would see a different horse from the one which looked recalcitrant at Musselburgh.I have availed myself of
I see that "wee eck" has problems of another nature on another thread,CM.
In the past God used to punish those that interfere with themselves by making them go blind.
Now,to keep up with the times,it would appear that he just cuts off your phone and internet.
I don't know what is worse,tbh.
I see that "wee eck" has problems of another nature on another thread,CM.In the past God used to punish those that interfere with themselves by making them go blind.Now,to keep up with the times,it would appear that he just cuts off your phone and in
Alain, I do believe Mr Eck gets "excited" when reading this thread and "urges" come upon him. At which points he usually starts a thread calling for your beloved Miss Chelsea.
Alain, I do believe Mr Eck gets "excited" when reading this thread and "urges" come upon him. At which points he usually starts a thread calling for your beloved Miss Chelsea.
*Disappointing she did not appear to improve for her debut and step up in trip when beaten at 11-10 last time out.
*Finished just in front of Deraasa that day but debatable on pedigree which will appreciate fibresand more with Deraasa being by outstanding dirt performer Bernadini out of an Fusaichi Pegasus mare.
*Will be taking on males for the first time this afternoon and Eyedoro looks to have an American pedigree to handle the surface well being by another outstanding dirt performer in Medaglia d'Oro.
*Eyedoro was making his debut when running repectably at Ripon behind a couple of fair sorts and is entitled to improve for the outing.
*Tricksofthetrade is no forlorn hope being a bumper winner who has run well in 2 maidens and who has a good chance of handling the surface on pedigree.
Today's Lay - Sweet Lavender, 3.50 SouthwellPredicted ROI: 50% PROFIT*Disappointing she did not appear to improve for her debut and step up in trip when beaten at 11-10 last time out.*Finished just in front of Deraasa that day but debatable on pedigr
Not that I lay anyone else's tips anyway but I still like to see what others are doing and whether there might be something I agree or disagree with but it's become a bit of a mission to actually find the selections on this thread now.
I don't really mind though and it's always worth it just to see the mix ups of the user names and attempted recoveries.
Not that I lay anyone else's tips anyway but I still like to see what others are doing and whether there might be something I agree or disagree with but it's become a bit of a mission to actually find the selections on this thread now. I don't really
FAT DODGY,IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THAT GHASTLY PICTURE REMOVED I WILL HAVE YOU BANNED SINE DIE.
I AM WARNING YOU!!!!!!!!
OH GOD PLEASE NO!!!!!NO NO NO NO NO!!!FAT DODGY,IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THAT GHASTLY PICTURE REMOVED I WILL HAVE YOU BANNED SINE DIE.I AM WARNING YOU!!!!!!!!
i will not brook yer constant jibes about my countrymen Alain, I have implemented defcon 2, if it gets to defcon 1 the Krankies will be utilised.......
i will not brook yer constant jibes about my countrymen Alain, I have implemented defcon 2, if it gets to defcon 1 the Krankies will be utilised.......
£23k staked to win less than 3 on yesterdays post cash_machine,why have you magically made all the others disappear?
£1k on each of my advices for September alone would have returned over £100K comfortaby,of course not everyone plays such small stakes.
You though are effectively tipping 1/2 and worse daily.
Roughly speaking £10 stakes on yours return enough for a cup of cofeee and a sticky bun.(BUN)[;)]
£23k staked to win less than 3 on yesterdays post cash_machine,why have you magically made all the others disappear?£1k on each of my advices for September alone would have returned over £100K comfortaby,of course not everyone plays such small sta
Muggers returned a ladies purse to her yesterday when they had a pang of guilt at how little money it contained and found charniers phone number with a P&l written on a bus ticket.
Muggers returned a ladies purse to her yesterday when they had a pang of guilt at how little money it contained and found charniers phone number with a P&l written on a bus ticket.
I see the RATS and VERMIN have been to pay a visit during my absence. Do only simpletons laugh at their own posts?
Ratarse / R'bot, is OnTheSnaff another of your rancid usernames? Just how many usernames do you have?
The thread is in profit, all advices settled at Betfair SP. There is nothing rancid about a thread which shows a profit.
Please stop using the popularity of this thread to big yourself up.
Colonel Troutface, I will be posting today's lay shortly. Please feel free to make an arse of yourself just like you did with Tadabeer.
I see the RATS and VERMIN have been to pay a visit during my absence. Do only simpletons laugh at their own posts? Ratarse / R'bot, is OnTheSnaff another of your rancid usernames? Just how many usernames do you have?The thread is in profit, all advic
*Handles soft ground but probably at her best on a sound surface as she showed when running a career best (on RPRs) and winning easily in a time 0.54 seconds inside standard at Newcastle.
*Was beaten off a mark of 54 four starts back in a weak looking 5 runner handicap over the same C/D on heavy, today she races off 64 in a stronger looking race.
*3 starts back at Beverley she finished a neck and a head in front of Surely This Time, today she meets that rival on 8lb worse terms.
*Forecast second favourite Black Annis Bower has won on heavy ground and will relish conditions.
*Cases can be made for others if they can rediscover their best form - Jack Smudge has tumbled down the weights, Green Warrior is off the same mark as when 2nd at Goodwood, and Saxonette is only 2lb higher than when winning easily over C/D.
Today's Lay: Cool In The Shade, 3.40 AyrPredicted ROI: 90% PROFIT*Handles soft ground but probably at her best on a sound surface as she showed when running a career best (on RPRs) and winning easily in a time 0.54 seconds inside standard at Newcastl
what is the profit on this thread as i know nothing about horses but im bored, thanks
to a £10 stake - you would have staked well over £200 and you would be up more than £20. depends what you want from your gambling really.
u want some Joined: 12 Jan 09 what is the profit on this thread as i know nothing about horses but im bored, thanks to a £10 stake - you would have staked well over £200 and you would be up more than £20. depends what you want from your gambling
Even Northern Rock posted better results before they went tits up,btw cash,you and yourself spent a whole day talking to yourself on here.
Not a lemming in sight.
Even Northern Rock posted better results before they went tits up,btw cash,you and yourself spent a whole day talking to yourself on here.Not a lemming in sight.
Outpost it would be nice to be able to afford to take the bird to the cinema with the profits @ £30 a head how long until that is achievable to a tenner steak please?
Outpost it would be nice to be able to afford to take the bird to the cinema with the profits @ £30 a head how long until that is achievable to a tenner steak please?
Men in white coats time? Was talking to himself earlier on another thread - pretending to be from the travelling community! The role suited him I thought - did a very good job! NAP
Men in white coats time?Was talking to himself earlier on another thread - pretending to be from the travelling community! The role suited him I thought - did a very good job! NAP
Good morning to all my friends and foes. I must apologise for my absence. I decided on a whim to whisk myself and a beautiful ladyfriend off to the South of France for a few days. A beautiful location, sunshine, fine food and drink, and the company of a beautifuly lady, what more can a gentleman ask for?
I do have a lay for today. Not an overly confident one, but I think a case can be made at the prices for taking it on. Please stand by. Thank you.
Good morning to all my friends and foes. I must apologise for my absence. I decided on a whim to whisk myself and a beautiful ladyfriend off to the South of France for a few days. A beautiful location, sunshine, fine food and drink, and the company o
*Not difficult to pick holes in his form - although visually impressive at Chester, the runner-up Chelsea Mick has since only scrambled home in a Class 6 median auction maiden at odds-on, while the third Zammy has since been beaten in a seller (albeit not having the clearest of runs).
*On debut Mabaany finished behind Glen Moss, who has been beaten 3 times since, including twice when odds-on.
*Mabaany has nothing in hand on adjusted BHA ratings over Cravat (who remains open to improvement at the trip), while the other 4 runners can all be given a chance, particularly Newnton Lodge who quickened well to win comfortably on debut.
Today's lay: Mabaany, 2.10 LeicesterPredicted ROI: 50% PROFIT*Not difficult to pick holes in his form - although visually impressive at Chester, the runner-up Chelsea Mick has since only scrambled home in a Class 6 median auction maiden at odds-on, w
I have not been locked up , myself and a young dainty ladyfriend have been enjoying the superb scenary and delightful vineyards scattered in the lightly populated areas within the South of France. I have endevoured a little too frequently for my young filly as she is not happy with just wine, sea, vineyards and scenary she wants for more. I shall return to toast our victory later.
I have not been locked up , myself and a young dainty ladyfriend have been enjoying the superb scenary and delightful vineyards scattered in the lightly populated areas within the South of France. I have endevoured a little too frequently for my youn
So,he/she didn't provide a lay a day; didn't return substantial profits at the end of the month; didn't lay a horse at the head of the market and there are so many addendums to the o/p that it's fast resembling the Lib Dem manifesto.
So,he/she didn't provide a lay a day; didn't return substantial profits at the end of the month; didn't lay a horse at the head of the market and there are so many addendums to the o/p that it's fast resembling the Lib Dem manifesto.
..as we speak Charnier/Cash Machine is playing out his nightly ritual....
...wearing pink satin dressing gown with pink fur piping and matching slippers...
...cigarette holder with a Gitane slowly burning in one hand...
....and in the other a Martini or Appletini....
and sashaying around his damp one bed flat to this....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYL762uVVXo
SUPERSONIQUE....MAGNIFIQUE.......TRES TRES COOL.....ET TRES TRES CHIC
SUPERSONIQUE....MAGNIFIQUE.......TRES TRES COOL.....ET TRES TRES CHIC
..as we speak Charnier/Cash Machine is playing out his nightly ritual.......wearing pink satin dressing gown with pink fur piping and matching slippers......cigarette holder with a Gitane slowly burning in one hand.......and in the other a Martini or
*Has the ability to win this race but not sure he will want to, having hung away his chance on at least 3 occasions.
*Steps up to a mile today, so stamina to prove as well as his resolution.
*Of the opposition, Expert Fighter is entitled to progress from his debut, Golden Jubilee may be better back on a sound surface having shaped well on his debut, and Spanish Fork has been running well in maidens and a visor may eke out a little more.
Today's Lay: Firestarter, 3.30 BrightonPredicted ROI: 50% PROFIT*Has the ability to win this race but not sure he will want to, having hung away his chance on at least 3 occasions.*Steps up to a mile today, so stamina to prove as well as his resoluti
My apologise for the lateness of today's advice. The interior decorators are in and the place has been turned upside down.
Still, better late than never!
My apologise for the lateness of today's advice. The interior decorators are in and the place has been turned upside down.Still, better late than never!
Ratbot / any of your other 50 usernames, I will let my successful lays do the talking.
You come across as a festering, jealous, angry rodent who hates to see others doing well. I have nothing more to say to you. Goodbye.
Ratbot / any of your other 50 usernames, I will let my successful lays do the talking.You come across as a festering, jealous, angry rodent who hates to see others doing well. I have nothing more to say to you. Goodbye.