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Cash_Machine
01 Sep 11 09:47
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Throughout September I will be using all the means at my disposal to provide you all with a lay a day.

If I fail to return a significant level stakes profit by the end of the month then I will give the game up. That's how confident I am of success.

Every lay will be a horse towards the head of the market at no bigger than a forecast 3-1.

Stand by for lay number 1.

Thank you.
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Report rscaughtboy October 3, 2011 2:26 PM BST
Will you be on MINCE alain,fraudboys nap?
Report egner October 3, 2011 2:26 PM BST
wwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooohoooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............

LoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLove

sun....music.....pretty girls.......water.......and jolly japes...

wwwwwwwoooooohhhhhhooooooooooooooooooo....

LoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLove
Report AlainCharnier..Macau. October 4, 2011 7:56 AM BST
Another sumptuous morning here in Geneva.

I wonder what goodiies Cash_Machine has for us today.

Life is good.
Report Cash_Machine October 4, 2011 11:06 AM BST
Good morning, Alain. Good morning, all (and that includes you, Mr Eck).

Breakfast tasted good this morning. Bircher muesli followed by
bagels, cream cheese & salmon, washed down with fresh orange juice and delicious freshly roasted gourmet coffee. Sumptuous.

Life is good.

+780 Humungosaur
+380 Rhal
+330 Modeyra
-1000 Avon River
+446 Alice's Dancer
+541 The Bells O Peover
+410 Rythmic
+1131 Tadabeer
+470 Surfer
+400 Deliberation
-1000 Tell Dad
-1000 Bonnie Acclamation
+580 Katies Tuitor
+340 Dubawi Dancer
-1000 King Of Wing
+550 Seville (Place)
+300 Below Zero (Place)
+670 Monsieur Joe
+340 One Lucky Lady
+760 Rio Grande
-1000 Modun
-1000 Jubilance

+£2428
Report AlainCharnier..Macau. October 4, 2011 11:07 AM BST
What an excellent set of results,Cash_Machine.

Do you have anything for today please,my dear fellow ?
Report AlainCharnier..Macau. October 4, 2011 11:08 AM BST
I may have something for later.I will post on this thread,Alain.
Report AlainCharnier..Macau. October 4, 2011 11:08 AM BST
I may have a bet myself for later,CM......Alain.
Report AlainCharnier..Macau. October 4, 2011 11:08 AM BST
I may have a bet myself for later,CM......Alain.
Report Cash_Machine October 4, 2011 11:17 AM BST
Alain, there are a couple of potential lays which have me cogitating, but I must admit, nothing that fills me with a deal of confidence.

Please bear with me while I cogitate a little more.
Report AlainCharnier..Macau. October 4, 2011 11:22 AM BST
OK,thank you,Cash_Machine.

These are very exciting times indeed.
Report Cash_Machine October 4, 2011 11:28 AM BST
Indeed they are, Alain. I believe Mr Eck will be frantically clicking the refresh button in delirious anticipation.
Report AlainCharnier..Macau. October 4, 2011 11:34 AM BST
Me Eck could well be "frantically" doing something else,something less savoury i fear,CM.

His mind is riddled with bad thoughts of a deviant nature.

Bromide is the prescribed solution from these quarters,Sir.
Report AlainCharnier..Macau. October 4, 2011 11:36 AM BST
"WEE ECK"
Report Cash_Machine October 4, 2011 11:36 AM BST
R'bot, I see your horse Burnwynd Spirit is due to run in the first at Catterick. I vaguely remember you saying once the headgear was applied we would see a different horse from the one which looked recalcitrant at Musselburgh.

I have availed myself of the 33-1. Thank you in advance.
Report AlainCharnier..Macau. October 4, 2011 11:40 AM BST
I see that "wee eck" has problems of another nature on another thread,CM.

In the past God used to punish those that interfere with themselves by making them go blind.

Now,to keep up with the times,it would appear that he just cuts off your phone and internet.

I don't know what is worse,tbh.
Report Cash_Machine October 4, 2011 11:41 AM BST
Alain, I do believe Mr Eck gets "excited" when reading this thread and "urges" come upon him. At which points he usually starts a thread calling for your beloved Miss Chelsea.
Report Cash_Machine October 4, 2011 11:47 AM BST
Alain, rigth out on cue he has started the thread - only this time in desperation he is calling out for anyone.
Report Cash_Machine October 4, 2011 11:48 AM BST
"right"
Report AlainCharnier..Macau. October 4, 2011 11:51 AM BST
wee eck will be reading this thread right now,Cash_Machine.
Report Cash_Machine October 4, 2011 12:52 PM BST
Today's Lay - Sweet Lavender, 3.50 Southwell

Predicted ROI: 50% PROFIT

*Disappointing she did not appear to improve for her debut and step up in trip when beaten at 11-10 last time out.

*Finished just in front of Deraasa that day but debatable on pedigree which will appreciate fibresand more with Deraasa being by outstanding dirt performer Bernadini out of an Fusaichi Pegasus mare.

*Will be taking on males for the first time this afternoon and Eyedoro  looks to have an American pedigree to handle the surface well being by another outstanding dirt performer in Medaglia d'Oro.

*Eyedoro was making his debut when running repectably at Ripon behind a couple of fair sorts and is entitled to improve for the outing.

*Tricksofthetrade is no forlorn hope being a bumper winner who has run well in 2 maidens and who has a good chance of handling the surface on pedigree.
Report crepello October 4, 2011 7:03 PM BST
Well done - a good call ......
Report Cash_Machine October 4, 2011 9:55 PM BST
Thank you, Mr Crepello.

+380 Sweet Lavender
+780 Humungosaur
+380 Rhal
+330 Modeyra
-1000 Avon River
+446 Alice's Dancer
+541 The Bells O Peover
+410 Rythmic
+1131 Tadabeer
+470 Surfer
+400 Deliberation
-1000 Tell Dad
-1000 Bonnie Acclamation
+580 Katies Tuitor
+340 Dubawi Dancer
-1000 King Of Wing
+550 Seville (Place)
+300 Below Zero (Place)
+670 Monsieur Joe
+340 One Lucky Lady
+760 Rio Grande
-1000 Modun
-1000 Jubilance

+£2808 with 32 days remaining.

The Dom. Romane Conti 1997 will taste good this evening.
Report ima_mazed66 October 5, 2011 3:49 AM BST
Not that I lay anyone else's tips anyway but I still like to see what others are doing and whether there might be something I agree or disagree with but it's become a bit of a mission to actually find the selections on this thread now. Grin

I don't really mind though and it's always worth it just to see the mix ups of the user names and attempted recoveries. Laugh
Report cooper444 October 5, 2011 12:57 PM BST
I backed sweet lavender then later i remembered it was cash lay.Money wasted.
Report AlainCharnier..Macau. October 5, 2011 1:54 PM BST
Exactly cooper.

If he says something is going to lose it will invariably lose.

You cannot fight the Cash_Machine.

He is just sublime.
Report Fat Dodgy October 5, 2011 1:57 PM BST
you are tickling his tonsils with yer tongue Alain.....
Report poorpup October 5, 2011 1:58 PM BST
wheres the photo fd?
Report Fat Dodgy October 5, 2011 2:01 PM BST


Alain on his way over to cash_machines bedsit for a night of fun and frollicks...
Report poorpup October 5, 2011 2:01 PM BST
Laugh
Report Fat Dodgy October 5, 2011 2:03 PM BST
i dread to think wot is in the bag but i think i can just make out the outline of a WW2 gasmask....
Report poorpup October 5, 2011 2:05 PM BST
awful sight  for the people of boro
Report AlainCharnier..Macau. October 5, 2011 2:08 PM BST
OH GOD PLEASE NO!!!!!

NO NO NO NO NO!!!

FAT DODGY,IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THAT GHASTLY PICTURE REMOVED I WILL HAVE YOU BANNED SINE DIE.

I AM WARNING YOU!!!!!!!!
Report poorpup October 5, 2011 2:09 PM BST
another warning,how many is that now?
Report AlainCharnier..Macau. October 5, 2011 2:10 PM BST
THIS IS A VERY SEVERE,FULL AND FRANK WARNING,POORPUP.

FAT DODGY WILL NEVER POST THAT PICTURE AGAIN.
Report poorpup October 5, 2011 2:11 PM BST
why will he not?whats wrong ?
Report elvissss October 5, 2011 2:11 PM BST
You seem to be well 'tackled' there Cash - I'm sure Martyn would be most impressed!
Report poorpup October 5, 2011 2:12 PM BST
thank you sir willy Laugh
Report Fat Dodgy October 5, 2011 2:16 PM BST
i will not brook yer constant jibes about my countrymen Alain, I have implemented defcon 2, if it gets to defcon 1 the Krankies will be utilised.......
Report Colonel Trautman October 5, 2011 2:22 PM BST
over 3 weeks work for less than 2.5 points profit LaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh..You da man Alain...
Report Fat Dodgy October 5, 2011 2:27 PM BST
I will not brook yer constant bigotry towards my country Alain, we are now moving to defcomm 5
Report Molerat October 5, 2011 2:40 PM BST
£23k staked to win less than 3 on yesterdays post cash_machine,why have you magically made all the others disappear?

£1k on each of my advices for September alone would have returned over £100K comfortaby,of course not everyone plays such small stakes.

You though are effectively tipping 1/2 and worse daily.

Roughly speaking £10 stakes on yours return enough for a cup of cofeee and a sticky bun.(BUN)Laugh[;)]
Report Colonel Trautman October 5, 2011 2:41 PM BST
And it wouldnt pay the electric to fire up the laptop...PMSFL WAC..LaughLaughLaugh
Report elvissss October 5, 2011 2:43 PM BST
Bankrupt banks would return more imo Laugh
Report Molerat October 5, 2011 2:47 PM BST
Muggers returned a ladies purse to her yesterday when they had a pang of guilt at how little money it contained and found charniers phone number with a P&l written on a bus ticket.CoolShocked
Report poorpup October 5, 2011 2:54 PM BST
Laugh
Report elvissss October 5, 2011 2:58 PM BST
Woz Martyn the MUGger[;)]
Report OnTheSnaff October 5, 2011 3:30 PM BST
a truly rancid threadCry
Report Cash_Machine October 6, 2011 11:00 AM BST
I see the RATS and VERMIN have been to pay a visit during my absence. Do only simpletons laugh at their own posts?

Ratarse / R'bot, is OnTheSnaff another of your rancid usernames? Just how many usernames do you have?

The thread is in profit, all advices settled at Betfair SP. There is nothing rancid about a thread which shows a profit.

Please stop using the popularity of this thread to big yourself up.

Colonel Troutface, I will be posting today's lay shortly. Please feel free to make an arse of yourself just like you did with Tadabeer.
Report Fat Dodgy October 6, 2011 11:09 AM BST


so this worked then u have a new bank?
Report Cash_Machine October 6, 2011 11:32 AM BST
Today's Lay: Cool In The Shade, 3.40 Ayr

Predicted ROI: 90% PROFIT

*Handles soft ground but probably at her best on a sound surface as she showed when running a career best (on RPRs) and winning easily in a time 0.54 seconds inside standard at Newcastle.

*Was beaten off a mark of 54 four starts back in a weak looking 5 runner handicap over the same C/D on heavy, today she races off 64 in a stronger looking race.

*3 starts back at Beverley she finished a neck and a head in front of Surely This Time, today she meets that rival on 8lb worse terms.

*Forecast second favourite Black Annis Bower has won on heavy ground and will relish conditions.

*Cases can be made for others if they can rediscover their best form - Jack Smudge has tumbled down the weights, Green Warrior is off the same mark as when 2nd at Goodwood, and Saxonette is only 2lb higher than when winning easily over C/D.
Report Cash_Machine October 6, 2011 11:34 AM BST
Mr Kealy in the Racing Post has suggested Cool In The Shade is a "banker".
Report Colonel Trautman October 6, 2011 11:47 AM BST
Laugh hope you have a lot of electric on your "leccy card"...because your gambling will hardly power up your laptop,never mind making it worth while..
Report Cash_Machine October 6, 2011 11:52 AM BST
Troutface, you are an idiot.
Report u want some October 6, 2011 11:56 AM BST
what is the profit on this thread as i know nothing about horses but im bored, thanks
Report Colonel Trautman October 6, 2011 12:04 PM BST
As long as you are happy with faffing about for so little..Then fair play to you..
Report Outpost October 6, 2011 12:48 PM BST
u want some Joined: 12 Jan 09

what is the profit on this thread as i know nothing about horses but im bored, thanks
 


to a £10 stake - you would have staked well over £200 and you would be up more than £20.
depends what you want from your gambling really.
Report AlainCharnier..Macau. October 6, 2011 12:50 PM BST
CRAVEN JEALOUSY^^^
Report Colonel Trautman October 6, 2011 12:57 PM BST
What has this got to do with John^^^?
Report Molerat October 6, 2011 2:04 PM BST
Even Northern Rock posted better results before they went tits up,btw cash,you and yourself spent a whole day talking to yourself on here.

Not a lemming in sight.LaughCry
Report Fat Dodgy October 6, 2011 2:21 PM BST
Outpost it would be nice to be able to afford to take the bird to the cinema with the profits @ £30 a head how long until that is achievable to a tenner steak please?
Report Molerat October 6, 2011 2:24 PM BST
0756hrs > 12.52hrs 18 posts,charnier and cash = cash and cash,charnier and charnier talking to "each other".LaughLaugh[;)]
Report never give up October 6, 2011 2:26 PM BST
would he get into the cinema dressed like he is in his photo?
Report elvissss October 6, 2011 2:29 PM BST
Men in white coats time?
Was talking to himself earlier on another thread - pretending to be from the travelling community! The role suited him I thought - did a very good job! NAP LaughLaugh
Report Fat Dodgy October 6, 2011 2:30 PM BST
he would probably get in ngu, they are desperate, but i dare say there would be complaints by the poor person that got his soiled seat afters
Report never give up October 6, 2011 2:32 PM BST
Laugh
Report Molerat October 7, 2011 3:34 PM BST
Alain have you lost your PIN?Cry
Report cooper444 October 7, 2011 5:51 PM BST
cash-have you retired.
Report rscaughtboy October 8, 2011 1:18 PM BST
Has the cash machine been exposed as a money laundering scam and been closed due to a lack of laundry?Cry
Report OnTheSnaff October 10, 2011 2:29 PM BST
What a sad end to this thread Cry
Report _Scotboyass_ October 10, 2011 2:32 PM BST
Back to massaging ancient Mid East clients.Sad
Report mad_frankie_fraser October 10, 2011 7:16 PM BST
no one will ever defeat the cash_machine we live on our results and we eat like Kings while you rats fester in your own vomit and entrails.
Report mad_frankie_fraser October 10, 2011 7:19 PM BST
oops meant to post on another thread

well done alain keep up the good work

I am not cash and he is neither me, I am far tougher and he far gayer
Report chelsea girl October 11, 2011 8:15 AM BST
Oh god! the mad man returns! wee eck will not be happy. [>o]
Report Cash_Machine October 11, 2011 10:41 AM BST
Good morning to all my friends and foes. I must apologise for my absence. I decided on a whim to whisk myself and a beautiful ladyfriend off to the South of France for a few days. A beautiful location, sunshine, fine food and drink, and the company of a beautifuly lady, what more can a gentleman ask for?

I do have a lay for today. Not an overly confident one, but I think a case can be made at the prices for taking it on. Please stand by. Thank you.
Report Cash_Machine October 11, 2011 10:56 AM BST
Today's lay: Mabaany, 2.10 Leicester

Predicted ROI: 50% PROFIT

*Not difficult to pick holes in his form - although visually impressive at Chester, the runner-up Chelsea Mick has since only scrambled home in a Class 6 median auction maiden at odds-on, while the third Zammy has since been beaten in a seller (albeit not having the clearest of runs).

*On debut Mabaany finished behind Glen Moss, who has been beaten 3 times since, including twice when odds-on.

*Mabaany has nothing in hand on adjusted BHA ratings over Cravat (who remains open to improvement at the trip), while the other 4 runners can all be given a chance, particularly Newnton Lodge who quickened well to win comfortably on debut.
Report Cash_Machine October 11, 2011 11:01 AM BST
I must away as the interior designers are due any second.

Good day to you all.
Report cooper444 October 11, 2011 11:18 AM BST
Cash -tell the truth where have you been locked up.
Report cool_hand_luke October 11, 2011 12:01 PM BST
I have not been locked up , myself and a young dainty ladyfriend have been enjoying the superb scenary and delightful vineyards scattered in the lightly populated areas within the South of France. I have endevoured a little too frequently for my young filly as she is not happy with just wine, sea, vineyards and scenary she wants for more. I shall return to toast our victory later.
Report chelsea girl October 11, 2011 12:15 PM BST
Scenary?
Report Outpost October 11, 2011 12:23 PM BST
how many usernames is one person allowed?
Report cooperman October 11, 2011 1:56 PM BST
So,he/she didn't provide a lay a day; didn't return substantial profits at the end of the month; didn't lay a horse at the head of the market and there are so many addendums to the o/p that it's fast resembling the Lib Dem manifesto.

Report never give up October 11, 2011 1:57 PM BST
LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report Cash_Machine October 11, 2011 7:01 PM BST
Good evening

+332 Mabaany
+380 Sweet Lavender
+780 Humungosaur
+380 Rhal (Place)
+330 Modeyra
-1000 Avon River
+446 Alice's Dancer
+541 The Bells O Peover
+410 Rythmic
+1131 Tadabeer
+470 Surfer
+400 Deliberation
-1000 Tell Dad
-1000 Bonnie Acclamation
+580 Katies Tuitor
+340 Dubawi Dancer
-1000 King Of Wing
+550 Seville (Place)
+300 Below Zero (Place)
+670 Monsieur Joe
+340 One Lucky Lady
+760 Rio Grande
-1000 Modun
-1000 Jubilance

+£3140

The Chteau Valandraud Saint-Emilion 1995 will taste good this evening. Life is good right now.
Report never give up October 11, 2011 7:03 PM BST
coq p iss
Report rscaughtboy October 12, 2011 10:13 AM BST
Has Griffin Point died and been removed from your list,or is it the same Griffin Point running today.tarLaugh[;)]
Report egner October 12, 2011 1:07 PM BST
..as we speak Charnier/Cash Machine is playing out his nightly ritual....

...wearing pink satin dressing gown with pink fur piping and matching slippers...

...cigarette holder with a Gitane slowly burning in one hand...

....and in the other a Martini or Appletini....

and sashaying around his damp one bed flat to this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYL762uVVXo

LaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh

SUPERSONIQUE....MAGNIFIQUE.......TRES TRES COOL.....ET TRES TRES CHIC

SUPERSONIQUE....MAGNIFIQUE.......TRES TRES COOL.....ET TRES TRES CHIC


LaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report Cash_Machine October 13, 2011 3:25 PM BST
Today's Lay: Firestarter, 3.30 Brighton

Predicted ROI: 50% PROFIT

*Has the ability to win this race but not sure he will want to, having hung away his chance on at least 3 occasions.

*Steps up to a mile today, so stamina to prove as well as his resolution.

*Of the opposition, Expert Fighter is entitled to progress from his debut, Golden Jubilee may be better back on a sound surface having shaped well on his debut, and Spanish Fork has been running well in maidens and a visor may eke out a little more.
Report Cash_Machine October 13, 2011 3:43 PM BST
My apologise for the lateness of today's advice. The interior decorators are in and the place has been turned upside down.

Still, better late than never!
Report Cash_Machine October 13, 2011 3:44 PM BST
"APOLOGIES"
Report _Scotboyass_ October 13, 2011 3:48 PM BST
Interior of your posterior,car crash thread,rancid tipping.FOYDC
Report Cash_Machine October 13, 2011 3:50 PM BST
+475 Firestarter
+332 Mabaany
+380 Sweet Lavender
+780 Humungosaur
+380 Rhal (Place)
+330 Modeyra
-1000 Avon River
+446 Alice's Dancer
+541 The Bells O Peover
+410 Rythmic
+1131 Tadabeer
+470 Surfer
+400 Deliberation
-1000 Tell Dad
-1000 Bonnie Acclamation
+580 Katies Tuitor
+340 Dubawi Dancer
-1000 King Of Wing
+550 Seville (Place)
+300 Below Zero (Place)
+670 Monsieur Joe
+340 One Lucky Lady
+760 Rio Grande
-1000 Modun
-1000 Jubilance

£3615

The Chteau Latour Pauillac 1990 will taste good this evening.

Good day to you all.
Report _Scotboyass_ October 13, 2011 3:55 PM BST
25 grand to win 3 less the grand lost on Griffin Point = rancid coqpiss.
Report Cash_Machine October 13, 2011 3:56 PM BST
Ratbot / any of your other 50 usernames, I will let my successful lays do the talking.

You come across as a festering, jealous, angry rodent who hates to see others doing well. I have nothing more to say to you. Goodbye.
Report cooperman October 19, 2011 4:00 PM BST


GIDDYUP ALAIN GIDDYUP!!!
Report glentoby October 22, 2011 2:44 PM BST
????????????????????????????????SadShockedSilly
Report glentoby October 23, 2011 12:52 AM BST
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????



USA pissed up picks showing $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$... LOSSES,MASSIVE PROFITS.LoveLoveLaugh

Confess to help from Amalfi,however????????

Substantial profits????????? Alain and fraudboy =  ??????

Answers please........but be moderate and sympathetic.LaughLove
Report Colonel Trautman October 23, 2011 11:59 AM BST
Most people wouldnt get out of bed for these kind of miniscule profits..Shocking.
Report glentoby January 17, 2012 7:56 PM GMT
ShockedShocked
Report Cash_Machine January 17, 2012 8:02 PM GMT
Mr Toby, this thread has been retired. Please feel free to post on my 2012 Pathway to Eternal Wealth thread. Thank you.
Report Arklearkle January 18, 2012 6:19 AM GMT
Cash threads on here are not retired ..........
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