https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/31797211/jokes-only-understood-by-scots'Can you come and get me? I think ma water has broken.'Okay,' says her dad. 'Where are you ringing fae?''Fae ma knickers, tae ma feet.'~ ~ ~A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair.'Comfy?' asks the dentist.'Govan, where youhttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/31797211/jokes-only-understood-by-scots?post_id=563041503#563041503Mon, 27 Mar 2023 13:56:51 -0500https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/31797211/jokes-only-understood-by-scots?post_id=563041469#563041469Mon, 27 Mar 2023 13:44:28 -0500https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/31797211/jokes-only-understood-by-scots?post_id=563041295#563041295A busking piper in Edinburgh when an American tourist reaches under the kilt.She "Man thats gruesome"Piper "Dae it again hen,its jist grew some more"Mon, 27 Mar 2023 12:32:02 -0500https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/31797211/jokes-only-understood-by-scots?post_id=563041281#563041281After announcing he's getting married, a boy tells his pal he'll be wearing the kilt.'And what's the tartan?' asks his mate.'Oh, she'll be wearing a white dress.'Thats a belter bravo!Mon, 27 Mar 2023 12:26:13 -0500https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/31797211/jokes-only-understood-by-scots?post_id=563041235#563041235WTF is going on acey?Humza head of SNP?FFS what next.......ministers with bacon on the heed= Ham ed.Measles- Rash heed.Lawn mower and bacon= Mow Ham ed.What next Yehudi McEwan?Mon, 27 Mar 2023 12:09:48 -0500https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/31797211/jokes-only-understood-by-scots?post_id=563041205#563041205StewB walks into his gay pub in Aberdeen,blood streaming from his snout.Rupert asks "Are you hurt my love"?StewB "What the fukc do you think"?Rupert "I meant your nose dear not that blow up doll you call Miss Stew that keeps going down on you"StewB "Mon, 27 Mar 2023 11:54:51 -0500https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/31797211/jokes-only-understood-by-scots?post_id=563041169#563041169Another stewB faux pax in the Stags Heed..........he sidled up to a girl he did not know was English.StewB "Fit like"Girl "Fukc off you scummy old pervert"Stews mate "I see what you mean when you bet she would know you"Mon, 27 Mar 2023 11:42:12 -0500https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/31797211/jokes-only-understood-by-scots?post_id=563041137#563041137Mon, 27 Mar 2023 11:25:37 -0500https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/31797211/jokes-only-understood-by-scots?post_id=563041131#563041131Aberdeen Quixall,not regional to Banff,rumour being put about by stewB that a loon is a bird to deflect his penchant for a loon!!!Mon, 27 Mar 2023 11:22:44 -0500https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/31797211/jokes-only-understood-by-scots?post_id=563041121#563041121Many moons ago acey,Dave Nevison had been racing at Ayr,went to a night club and a girl waltzed up and said "Dance". Dave said "I'm alright love just having a drink".He hadn't realised it was an order not a request.Mon, 27 Mar 2023 11:19:47 -0500