New Posts For Thread: Tommy Cooper’s secret joke fileshttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28528279/tommy-coopers-secret-joke-filesOver the decades, he built up a database of more than a million gags, collected in a series of alphabetised files, covering every conceivable topic, from ‘absent-minded’ to ‘zoo’.Now, 27 years after the great comic’s death, a selection froOn a few days R/R in the late 70s I went to Blackpool to see Tommy.Halfway through the show he borrowed my friends Rolex Oyster,put it in a bag and smashed it with a hammer.A while later he handed out pork pies to the front row,when my mate bit intohttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28528279/tommy-coopers-secret-joke-files?post_id=510357529#510357529On a few days R/R in the late 70s I went to Blackpool to see Tommy.Halfway through the show he borrowed my friends Rolex Oyster,put it in a bag and smashed it with a hammer.A while later he handed out pork pies to the front row,when my mate bit intoTue, 18 Oct 2011 16:15:21 -0500I went to the doctor's the other day and said "I keep thinking I'm a moth." He said, "It's not a doctor you need; it's a psychiatrist - there's one just down the road." I said, "Yeah, I know, I was on my way there but your light was on."https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28528279/tommy-coopers-secret-joke-files?post_id=510207881#510207881I went to the doctor's the other day and said "I keep thinking I'm a moth." He said, "It's not a doctor you need; it's a psychiatrist - there's one just down the road." I said, "Yeah, I know, I was on my way there but your light was on."Tue, 18 Oct 2011 15:37:42 -0500AD that was a phone hacking scandal from last year between Ilwab and Reve,intercepted by NOW reporter.Not sure who asked the Q or who answered.https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28528279/tommy-coopers-secret-joke-files?post_id=510182141#510182141AD that was a phone hacking scandal from last year between Ilwab and Reve,intercepted by NOW reporter.Not sure who asked the Q or who answered.Tue, 18 Oct 2011 15:26:52 -0500Ger Lyons tweeted something like this this eveningPaddy said to Mick "What day is Christmas this year?" Mick said "Friday" Paddy said "I hope it's not the 13th"https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28528279/tommy-coopers-secret-joke-files?post_id=510181881#510181881Ger Lyons tweeted something like this this eveningPaddy said to Mick "What day is Christmas this year?" Mick said "Friday" Paddy said "I hope it's not the 13th"Tue, 18 Oct 2011 15:22:40 -0500logged into Bet3.65.Asked for £50 ew and offered £1.65.Just like that !!https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28528279/tommy-coopers-secret-joke-files?post_id=510181405#510181405logged into Bet3.65.Asked for £50 ew and offered £1.65.Just like that !!Tue, 18 Oct 2011 15:13:16 -0500cheers ladshttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28528279/tommy-coopers-secret-joke-files?post_id=510180739#510180739cheers ladsTue, 18 Oct 2011 15:00:44 -0500A certain dancing forumite went to the doctors with a frog growing out of his ear.The doc said "whats the problem"? The frog replied "I dont know,he started off as a pimple on my bum".https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28528279/tommy-coopers-secret-joke-files?post_id=510180609#510180609A certain dancing forumite went to the doctors with a frog growing out of his ear.The doc said "whats the problem"? The frog replied "I dont know,he started off as a pimple on my bum".Tue, 18 Oct 2011 14:58:12 -0500two tv ariels got married,ceremony was terrible but the reception was brillianthttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28528279/tommy-coopers-secret-joke-files?post_id=510180487#510180487two tv ariels got married,ceremony was terrible but the reception was brilliantTue, 18 Oct 2011 14:55:32 -0500I rang up Bet 3.65 and got on !!https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28528279/tommy-coopers-secret-joke-files?post_id=510180343#510180343I rang up Bet 3.65 and got on !!Tue, 18 Oct 2011 14:51:56 -0500I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas, it's not her main present, just a stocking fillerhttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28528279/tommy-coopers-secret-joke-files?post_id=510180285#510180285I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas, it's not her main present, just a stocking fillerTue, 18 Oct 2011 14:50:46 -0500