New Posts For Thread: Jokehttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28497073/jokeSir Paul McCartney's getting married today. Seeing how happy he and his bride look, I bet Heather Mills is trying to kick herself.thank you for your time!Went to Ascot last week with my English girlfriend, but were refused admission.Gateman said you cant come in here without a Thaihttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28497073/joke?post_id=509796009#509796009Went to Ascot last week with my English girlfriend, but were refused admission.Gateman said you cant come in here without a ThaiSun, 09 Oct 2011 17:51:21 -0500englishman irishman and scotsman in the pub. welshman can make it as he's still in new zealand!!https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28497073/joke?post_id=509779803#509779803englishman irishman and scotsman in the pub. welshman can make it as he's still in new zealand!!Sun, 09 Oct 2011 11:09:11 -0500Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, & Paul Newman, were sitting aaround a camp fire, discussing who was the hardest.Eastwood say's I killed a bear with my bare hand's.Newman say's I wrestled 2 adult croc's gouged both their eyes out & killed them both.Chuchttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28497073/joke?post_id=509779337#509779337Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, & Paul Newman, were sitting aaround a camp fire, discussing who was the hardest.Eastwood say's I killed a bear with my bare hand's.Newman say's I wrestled 2 adult croc's gouged both their eyes out & killed them both.ChucSun, 09 Oct 2011 10:59:58 -0500An English man, Irish man and Scottish man walk into a pub... To watch Wales play in the Semi-finals Rugby World Cup.https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28497073/joke?post_id=509772617#509772617An English man, Irish man and Scottish man walk into a pub... To watch Wales play in the Semi-finals Rugby World Cup.Sun, 09 Oct 2011 08:23:50 -0500which one acey?all of them?sorry mate!https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28497073/joke?post_id=509770505#509770505which one acey?all of them?sorry mate!Sun, 09 Oct 2011 07:08:09 -0500Buses,i thought you were better than that.https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28497073/joke?post_id=509770441#509770441Buses,i thought you were better than that.Sun, 09 Oct 2011 07:06:18 -0500v good mangehttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28497073/joke?post_id=509770081#509770081v good mangeSun, 09 Oct 2011 06:50:10 -0500Dad whats a TRANSEXUALAsk yer Mum.............He will know.https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28497073/joke?post_id=509769871#509769871Dad whats a TRANSEXUALAsk yer Mum.............He will know.Sun, 09 Oct 2011 06:41:48 -0500"What do we want?""A cure for Tourettes""When do we want it?""kh unts!"https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28497073/joke?post_id=509769827#509769827"What do we want?""A cure for Tourettes""When do we want it?""kh unts!"Sun, 09 Oct 2011 06:39:46 -0500I have Attention Deficit Disorder. I get distracted easily because my head..... SHOULDERS, KNEES, AND TOES!! KNEES AND TOES!!https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/28497073/joke?post_id=509769799#509769799I have Attention Deficit Disorder. I get distracted easily because my head..... SHOULDERS, KNEES, AND TOES!! KNEES AND TOES!!Sun, 09 Oct 2011 06:38:54 -0500