New Posts For Thread: JOKE!!https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23901222/jokeMad Mary was speeding around the mental hospital as usual in her wheelchair. Mad Joe stopped her and asked her for her licence. "Sh@t" she said and sped off around another corner. Mad Jim then stopped her and asked for her insurance. "Fu@k " sheThe ultra sound guyhttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23901222/joke?post_id=430791646#430791646The ultra sound guyThu, 29 Apr 2010 18:12:18 -0500Who's the coolest guy in the hospital??https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23901222/joke?post_id=430791642#430791642Who's the coolest guy in the hospital??Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:11:48 -0500Liverpoolhttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23901222/joke?post_id=430791638#430791638LiverpoolThu, 29 Apr 2010 16:57:32 -0500lol fudge !! :)https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23901222/joke?post_id=430791634#430791634lol fudge !! :)Thu, 29 Apr 2010 16:54:43 -0500llllloooooooooooooolhttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23901222/joke?post_id=430791630#430791630llllloooooooooooooolThu, 29 Apr 2010 16:53:25 -0500A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube of toothpaste1 loaf of bread1 pint of milk1 apple1 banana1 orange1 plum1 peach1 grapefruit1 tomato1 lettuce1 cabbage1 baking potato1 kraft single1 samosa1 vegetablhttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23901222/joke?post_id=430791626#430791626A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube of toothpaste1 loaf of bread1 pint of milk1 apple1 banana1 orange1 plum1 peach1 grapefruit1 tomato1 lettuce1 cabbage1 baking potato1 kraft single1 samosa1 vegetablThu, 29 Apr 2010 16:45:37 -0500I bought a new wig made from bum hair.Bloody thing keeps blowing off.https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23901222/joke?post_id=430791622#430791622I bought a new wig made from bum hair.Bloody thing keeps blowing off.Thu, 29 Apr 2010 14:43:16 -0500Two Jewish bookies at the dogs, one keels over from a heart attack, the other phones his wife, and asks, "is that widow Cohen", ......I'm not a widow she replies..................".Do you want to bet!"https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23901222/joke?post_id=430791618#430791618Two Jewish bookies at the dogs, one keels over from a heart attack, the other phones his wife, and asks, "is that widow Cohen", ......I'm not a widow she replies..................".Do you want to bet!"Thu, 29 Apr 2010 14:38:08 -0500Women are like clouds once they fcuk off its normally a nice dayhttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23901222/joke?post_id=430791614#430791614Women are like clouds once they fcuk off its normally a nice dayThu, 29 Apr 2010 14:27:46 -0500My mate,a budding stand up comic,did his first gig at an old peoples home last night.The residents didn't laugh much.but they still**sed themselves tho'.https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23901222/joke?post_id=430791610#430791610My mate,a budding stand up comic,did his first gig at an old peoples home last night.The residents didn't laugh much.but they still**sed themselves tho'.Thu, 29 Apr 2010 14:26:12 -0500