New Posts For Thread: POOR JOKE PRIOR TO THE SERIOUS BETTING STARTShttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23882930/poor-joke-prior-to-the-serious-betting-startsBumped into a bird at Asda,and aplogised to her. But could not help saying if she was20 years younger I would loved to have banged her.Startled,she replied, "you cheeky sod I am only 27",I replied, "as i said madam,if onlyI met you 20 years ago".These are some of Jimmy Carr jokesI was walking the streets of Glasgow the other week and I saw this sign: "This door is alarmed." I said to myself: "How do you think I feel?" A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please". The hahttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23882930/poor-joke-prior-to-the-serious-betting-starts?post_id=430590086#430590086These are some of Jimmy Carr jokesI was walking the streets of Glasgow the other week and I saw this sign: "This door is alarmed." I said to myself: "How do you think I feel?" A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please". The haFri, 16 Apr 2010 06:39:37 -0500Hey, lay off the English, PSShttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23882930/poor-joke-prior-to-the-serious-betting-starts?post_id=430590082#430590082Hey, lay off the English, PSSFri, 16 Apr 2010 06:39:03 -0500I remember the good old days when you could tell an " English man, Irish man, Scots man" joke without looking over both shoulders first.https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23882930/poor-joke-prior-to-the-serious-betting-starts?post_id=430590078#430590078I remember the good old days when you could tell an " English man, Irish man, Scots man" joke without looking over both shoulders first.Fri, 16 Apr 2010 06:36:30 -0500Oh weel seem to have offended people...sorry.But I will add one last point,and no more,think about humour,very hard to tell any joke,the strong feelings about 1 topic,are fair enough,but you may well tell a joke,and peoplewill take offence,but becaushttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23882930/poor-joke-prior-to-the-serious-betting-starts?post_id=430590074#430590074Oh weel seem to have offended people...sorry.But I will add one last point,and no more,think about humour,very hard to tell any joke,the strong feelings about 1 topic,are fair enough,but you may well tell a joke,and peoplewill take offence,but becausFri, 16 Apr 2010 06:24:04 -0500Well said if only.https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23882930/poor-joke-prior-to-the-serious-betting-starts?post_id=430590070#430590070Well said if only.Fri, 16 Apr 2010 06:21:42 -0500Alien Sex Fiend is right, imo.https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23882930/poor-joke-prior-to-the-serious-betting-starts?post_id=430590066#430590066Alien Sex Fiend is right, imo.Fri, 16 Apr 2010 06:21:40 -0500Who is Jimmy Carr?https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23882930/poor-joke-prior-to-the-serious-betting-starts?post_id=430590062#430590062Who is Jimmy Carr?Fri, 16 Apr 2010 06:20:37 -0500probably need to work on your delivery there if onlyhttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23882930/poor-joke-prior-to-the-serious-betting-starts?post_id=430590058#430590058probably need to work on your delivery there if onlyFri, 16 Apr 2010 06:20:32 -0500That is TOP humour, a brilliant joke. Its just so well constructed:"I met a stranger and said if you were a child I would have sex with you"Its brilliant.Ive got a similar joke:ALL PAEDOS SHOULD BE SKINNED ALIVE, RUBBED IN SALT AND THEN LOCKED IN ROOhttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23882930/poor-joke-prior-to-the-serious-betting-starts?post_id=430590054#430590054That is TOP humour, a brilliant joke. Its just so well constructed:"I met a stranger and said if you were a child I would have sex with you"Its brilliant.Ive got a similar joke:ALL PAEDOS SHOULD BE SKINNED ALIVE, RUBBED IN SALT AND THEN LOCKED IN ROOFri, 16 Apr 2010 06:18:20 -0500Nope. But it proves a point,not that I was starting out to make one. Thepublic are fickle about such jokes.https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23882930/poor-joke-prior-to-the-serious-betting-starts?post_id=430590050#430590050Nope. But it proves a point,not that I was starting out to make one. Thepublic are fickle about such jokes.Fri, 16 Apr 2010 06:16:48 -0500