New Posts For Thread: Man walks into a vet's...https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23878242/man-walks-into-a-vetsAnd says "I think my goldfish is epilectic". Vet looks into the bowl and says "he looks fine to me". "Wait to you see him out of it" replies the guy...Old man of 80 gets married to a 18 year old,when he gets home he's greeted by the milkman who he asks if he'll do him a favour,ushering the milkman upstairs to the bedroom he asks him if he will lift him onto his nubile wife,whereupon he gets stuck ihttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23878242/man-walks-into-a-vets?post_id=430535342#430535342Old man of 80 gets married to a 18 year old,when he gets home he's greeted by the milkman who he asks if he'll do him a favour,ushering the milkman upstairs to the bedroom he asks him if he will lift him onto his nubile wife,whereupon he gets stuck iMon, 12 Apr 2010 09:36:06 -0500You've let yourself down there, sunshine :(https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23878242/man-walks-into-a-vets?post_id=430535338#430535338You've let yourself down there, sunshine :(Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:34:34 -0500My girlfriend asked me if I had ever pee'd in our shower.I said, "Yeah, a couple of times, accidentally."She said, "That's disgusting! How do you mean accidentally?!""Hey," I said, "these things can happen when you're having a dump."https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23878242/man-walks-into-a-vets?post_id=430535334#430535334My girlfriend asked me if I had ever pee'd in our shower.I said, "Yeah, a couple of times, accidentally."She said, "That's disgusting! How do you mean accidentally?!""Hey," I said, "these things can happen when you're having a dump."Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:30:45 -0500A poem for the ladies: -Roses are red,Violets are blue,I've got a knife,now get in the ** van.https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23878242/man-walks-into-a-vets?post_id=430535330#430535330A poem for the ladies: -Roses are red,Violets are blue,I've got a knife,now get in the ** van.Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:30:36 -0500Hear about the ginger who is claiming discrimination against Who Wants to be a Millionaire? He was only offered two lifelines..https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23878242/man-walks-into-a-vets?post_id=430535326#430535326Hear about the ginger who is claiming discrimination against Who Wants to be a Millionaire? He was only offered two lifelines..Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:28:23 -0500Dawn French was on the news today to talk about her break up with Lenny Henry. She was introduced as "'one half of French and Saunders".Now I'm no mathematician....but 7/8ths sounds a lot more accurate.https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23878242/man-walks-into-a-vets?post_id=430535322#430535322Dawn French was on the news today to talk about her break up with Lenny Henry. She was introduced as "'one half of French and Saunders".Now I'm no mathematician....but 7/8ths sounds a lot more accurate.Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:23:39 -0500nice one, sunshine :)https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23878242/man-walks-into-a-vets?post_id=430535318#430535318nice one, sunshine :)Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:21:21 -0500Paddy's in Jail with a big black man. The black man takes out his big**. He bashes it against the toilet, the toilet breaks. he bashes it against the prison bars, the bars bend. he says right paddy i'm gonna ram this up your ar$e" ..Paddy says .."thttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23878242/man-walks-into-a-vets?post_id=430535314#430535314Paddy's in Jail with a big black man. The black man takes out his big**. He bashes it against the toilet, the toilet breaks. he bashes it against the prison bars, the bars bend. he says right paddy i'm gonna ram this up your ar$e" ..Paddy says .."tMon, 12 Apr 2010 09:20:09 -0500a teacher was in a classroom and asked if anyone knows what a** is, a little hand goes up in the corner and the teacher says yes jonny, he replys i know miss my dad has 2, the teacher says go on i would like to hear this one, well miss he has one hehttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23878242/man-walks-into-a-vets?post_id=430535310#430535310a teacher was in a classroom and asked if anyone knows what a** is, a little hand goes up in the corner and the teacher says yes jonny, he replys i know miss my dad has 2, the teacher says go on i would like to hear this one, well miss he has one heMon, 12 Apr 2010 09:16:05 -0500An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangemehttps://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/23878242/man-walks-into-a-vets?post_id=430535306#430535306An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangemeMon, 12 Apr 2010 09:12:56 -0500